Drears Are Still Possible

a meme loving fuck who's still bad at everything, cis/male/gay/29 :(

[10001gecs]

I need to suck you off until you’re groaning like a beached whale 🫣

ok you can give me a blowjob but take the time to think of a more sexy simile please

[10001gecs]

😭

[kazucrash-deactivated20191209]

Donkey Kong: Jungle Beat Publisher: Nintendo Developer: Nintendo EAD Platform: GameCube, Wii Year: 2004 (JP GCN), 2005 (NA/EU/AUS GCN), 2008 (JP Wii), 2009 (NA/EU/AUS Wii)

Requested by smb3.

[hollowtones]

Donkey Kong is me when I’m just devouring chocolate-chip cookie.

[were--ralph]

Me giving head

[jonpertweeplus]

[flipchild]

goatse if the song was good; " and i didnt mean to sound my cock"!

[effemimaniac]

Not what he's called.

[flipchild]

What?

[flipchild]

[tgirl-thucydides]

[despazito]

[meatgrinder-0]

[segamascott]

[wiiwheel]

fierce bitch with a cuntyyyyy bob no wonder we all stanned. absolute diva of all time

[i-am-a-fish]

you're cute and it's tuesday

[glassvase]

I'm cute and it's tuesday

[calicotisane]

Imagine all of these realizations flooding into this person's brain after a slow gestation of 10 years it all bursts open all at once as one realization as every realization and suddenly everything makes sense in a moment of total perfect clarity and oneness with the earth the universe

[viralfrog]

[dragongirlbunny]

[thickness-protection-program]

Unpopular opinion I support men in skinny jeans. You claim to love men dressing slutty and this man is showing you the whole form and curvature of his lady lumps ready to be peeled out like an unripe banana and you hate?? Fake fans all around me

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[entertheaardvark-deactivated202]

I’m so sorry has everybody seen this bots of new york

[the-transfeminine-mystique]

the Master whose oracle is at Delphi does not speak, does not dissimulate; he signifies

[despazito]

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[bruzum]