tfw the fandom is gross

twi | she/they | pan | autistic | 23 feel free to message me about anything! https://depop.app.link/TVj9nZ6aLsb I AM BROKE. MY MOTHER AND I ARE BOTH DISABLED AND BARELY GETTING BY. I CANNOT SPARE ANY MONEY.

[pansunset]

So... I truly, truly hate asking for this from tumblr but uh

I’m a bit desperate.

I earned my bachelor’s degree in fine arts this past May, my mom and I moved, and we’re both between stable employment atm. My dad died from cancer 5 years ago and we never really recovered financially. We’re both disabled and we’ve been hunting for months with no luck. We’ve run through all our savings.

Today’s my birthday and its disability pride month, if you wanna shoot some money my way to help this disabled queer lady and her disabled mom get stable again, I just set up a kofi. Gonna start actually taking commissions there soon, just haven’t figured out prices.

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[ewaneneollav]

a child who is persistently alone & does not want to be alone does not learn that they on occasion have time to themselves during which they can do whatever they want, they learn that occasionally they will have time to themselves throughout which they will do nothing except exactly what they do not want to do - something that is synonymous with that duration of time. if they were being made to do some or other unpleasant thing, like hold their hand on a hot stove, that would not be synonymous with the duration of time, it would be something occupying that duration of time. when they are made ito be alone, the fact that they are alive & conscious is felt as a profound lack rather than the fundamental opportunity atop which all other opportunities are built, & the passage of time becomes something to be endured because it continually implies their continued existence & awareness. life for them then becomes organized not around exploration nor seeking enjoyment or fulfillment, but around strategies for continually enduring the fact that they exist

[jakeperalta]

@pscentral event 50: colours → project hail mary (2026)

[bamsara]

hey i started building that cult you wanted me to. oh the shirt oh dont mind that, its a pajama top dw about it

[cutecipher]

got grabbed after mischief

[cutecipher]

again

[rickybabyboy]

some one call my lawyer i am being unfairly grabbed

[depsidase]

[paverics]

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

[orteil42]

how does something like Pokemon evolve over thousands of years? once the construct of capitalism wears off, what's left of an omnipresent world-spanning franchise? personally i think it's gonna get religious. it's gonna get syncretic

[pokemonbattletournament]

OK so my money is definitely on some sort of guardian angel/protective house spirit type thing, or at least something similar to astrology or personalities assigned to blood types or some shit. The whole appeal of pokemon is the fantasy of What if there was a Weird Little Creature and also it Was Your Friend. People love picking their favorite among hundreds of them and having that say something about them.

[gondorrevealparty]

Polycules should be able to trade people like sports teams do

[gondorrevealparty]

Listen -- you're a good defender and your pussy is fantastic, but that's not what our team needs right now. We're trading you to Greater Boston in exchange for someone who has a car.

[thwarp]

it’s me, the one with a car who can actually drive safely

[stormycopperkite]

Trading people like pokemon cards 😭

"We already have enough people with cars, but we are missing someone that can cook well"

[thwarp]

hey guess what else I can do

I’m like a mythic rare with too many abilities for her mana value

[stormycopperkite]

Nerf her

She's breaking the meta

Choose the arm you want to keep

[thwarp]

I’d like to see you try

[frog-on-top-of-a-log]

I love imagining that every eridian welcome committee comic takes place in the same universe and that grace just never said anything about it.

He doesn’t call them out on it cause that might mean that they will actually research phrases more and second guess themselves a lot. And that would mean the cards would stop. Which would be a shame.

But like this he gets a fun little puzzle every week or so where he tries to guess what the committee is trying to say this time. He can rate the cards on funniness and clarity!

I’d like to think that he explains what a lot of them sound like towards the end of his life after having received thousands of cards filled with innuendos and catcalling. The committee doesn’t emotionally recover for the rest of their lives.

[justcakethanks]

I imagine Grace gets a few that he can't figure out at all and he constantly toys with asking the ewc to explain but that would risk alerting them to the fact that they make mistakes which would ruin everything.

[bewbin]

you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?

[2006-honda-civic]

can i fucking help you?

[gorjee-art]

i want you to see this post because it made me think of claire

-and I hated the public. For they were right.

[frogayyyy]

we brought your gay little boyfriend back from the dead. happy pride ig

[c-53]

Wild caught clownfish will be like ‘hm you see, the anemone you got me is a slightly different color and tentacle width than the one I had back home, so I will not begin hosting it. I’ll be a sort of wandering ronin for the rest of my days.’ And then a captive bred clownfish will be like ‘ok so I have this curved rock I found and I just sit above it and it take care of me 👍’

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[40ouncesandamule]

[lemonsweet]

Do you remember the episode of Spongebob where he's training gary for the snail race and does a coach persona + calls gary a girl and has an aside where he's like "I called you a lady to demean you 🤓" and right after he says that it cuts to sandy and she somehow telepathically feels that Spongebob just did something misogynistic and us like I feel like I need to kick Spongebobs ass for some reason. And then she appears just at the end of the episode to kick his ass.