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•I'm Tay! •Christian •Bisexual •28 •Fandom Obsessed •Cat Lover •Fanfic Addict •History Freak

[awmpblr]

I can't imagine what goes through the minds of people who watch Predator and DON'T think to themselves: "God, that alien is hot."

Especially the first Predator with Jungle Hunter?

Any ideas?

[podcastwizard]

LIKES TO CHARGE REBLOGS TO CAST

[the-goddess-of-annoying]

you people aren't CASTING

[the-goddess-of-annoying]

NO

[fightingbymoonlight]

Seeing people I know and like using AI is making me understand the protagonists of those old time sci fi dystopia's.

"Oh I don't normally use AI, I just wanted it to plan my trip"

You lived on this planet for decades, you know what you like, there are hundreds of websites where you can type into any search engine " things to do in [area]" and have at least a hundred different options.

"Oh I only use it so I can figure out what to make during the week with what I have"

The most popular website as you type in "recipes" into google have sections where you click dinner- quick and easy and those usually rely on staples + 1 or 2 items. I found 30 recipes on chicken alone.

"I had a writing idea, so I typed a few sentences into Chat GPT and I was able to write 20 pages with it."

Youdidn'twriteit.Youdidn'twriteit.youdidn'twriteit.youdidn'twriteit.YOUDIDN'TWRITEIT.YOUDIDN'TWRITEIT.YOUDIDN'TWRITEIT.

[escritoramutante]

I have a Yautja obsession right now

[sisterofiris]

Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick.

Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.

[yay855]

I mean, if someone wrote that to me, I’d probably believe they were sick.

[rox-and-prose]

“Slutantions” has me crying laughing

[watermite]

i once emailed my professor with a migraine. a mistake.

“I amsick will not to choir because i have a heache. i Hope its very and i am so sorry

love,

blue”

the subject line was “OW”

[xakumi]

THE SUBJECT LINE IS THE BEST PART JSJFJSJDJS JUST IMAGINE GETTING AN EMAIL WITH NO CONTEXT OTHER THAN “OW”

[themodernsouthernpolytheist]

As someone who has taught college, please send those emails because 1) We WILL believe that; no one would write that on purpose and 2) we need a laugh sometimes.

[asortoflight]

On the other side of this, once after getting taken to the ER by ambulance, I got an email from the professor whose class I’d passed out in, and the message had no text, just the subject line “you good?”

[whisky-gerblin]

Reblogging for the last addition

[badgraph1csghost]

Claritin makes me weird, but I have allergies so there’s about a month and a half block of time where I’m taking Claritin and am just weird most of the time.

Anyway, my last year of college, I got the flu or something in late March and was also taking Mucinex. I told my professor I couldn’t come to class one day by email except I couldnt think of what to say, so my medicated ass decided to make a Fry meme. I think it said something like “Not sure if I can go to class with a head the size of Texas, bottom text.” I didn’t think until the next day that it probably wasn’t socially-acceptable to tell your philosophy professor you weren’t coming to class via Tumblr style memes. When i got back to class, i found that she’d printed it out and taped it to the classroom bulletin board.

[badgraph1csghost]

Oh shit you guys i turned on my WinXP laptop that I used to use back then.

IT WAS ON THE DESKTOP. THIS IS WHAT I SENT.

It’s even worse than i remember it

[omnicat]

I laugh myself hoarse every time this post comes around, so here it is again.

[bucketbunny]

Once emailed a professor from my hospital bed high on painkillers after a really bad car crash which my heart actually stopped the email “Dead cant class sory”

[sarumans]

i was very sick over new years and one day i woke up to find i had emailed my manager in the middle of the night:

she said it was the most beautiful sick email she’s ever gotten

[expectiations]

what is time but an endless all consuming miasma of void ,?

[scarletts-future-wife]

Long story under the cut- TLDR I emailed my professors at 1am in the back of an ambulance being from one hospital to another for emergency surgery bc I was dying and my email was me apologizing for missing finals and inconveniencing my professors and they all said “don’t worry get better”

It’s the weekend before Thanksgiving Thursday and the week of semi finals (us college/uni). I had been having weird pains in my lower belly/back similar to period cramps but worse and happening when not on cycle for about 2 months prior.

Saturday night I almost pass out in my bathroom from the pain I call my mom crying that I’m dying (school is 1.5-2 hours away from home/mom) she tells me to have my roommate take me to the ER. Roommate takes me to ER. ER in college town tells me it’s heartburn (again the pain was lower belly-under bellybutton/lower back). I can’t do a urine test bc I had literally just peed before I fell to the floor in pain at home. ER gives me some creamy drink and tums. Sunday I go to an event for my sorority and almost pass out again go to college house and call my parents again around noon.

My dad drives to get me because we don’t know if I’ll pass out in the car driving myself. Dad gets me to the ER in Hometown. They immediately do a blood test and a urine test. I’m dying. Literally. My gallbladder is killing me I have so much toxins in my body that it wasn’t measurable on their charts. Like normal level is 20-40s of whatever the measurement is-60-80’s is when they go hey let’s keep an eye on this for a few weeks- 100-110’s okay let’s get a surgery schedule but not a super super rush. Mine was over 500. A gallstone had lodged itself in my bile duct so toxins weren’t being filtered. According to the doctor some people who have given birth and had this happen to them later said it was worse than childbirth (I don’t have kids so can’t compare but if that pain was worse than birth I should be solid when/if I birth children).

Doctor says “you’re getting surgery tomorrow we have to send you to the main branch across town where they can prep faster” (hometown hospitals was like a satellite hospital they mostly handle births, heart attacks, and broken bones)

I’m on the ambulance being transferred it’s now 1am on the Monday of semifinals.

In the back of the ambulance I am frantically emailing my professors

“Hello Professor/Dr. Name- I am emailing to request a makeup test for the semifinals this week for CLASS NAME. I am heading into an emergency surgery and can provide doctors notes if needed. I am sorry for the inconveniences. My roommate is bringing me my laptop later this week so if I need to/can take the semifinal online at home I am willing. Thank you.”

Luckily I was in my upper classes and it was a small school where the majors became family so all my Profs were like “oh my god Taylor get rest we can handle this when you are better.”

[andthepeople]

always funny to remember darth vader is anakin skywalker. the adrenaline junkie chucklefuck who used to dive head first out of speeders and built a pod racer in his yard when he was like six is now upper-middle management for the evil empire. half of his appearances in the original trilogy are Meetings. vader spends like 80% of his time dealing with bureaucratic bullshit. status updates. team meetings. holo-Zooms. budget rundowns. anakin betrayed the jedi and caused the fall of the republic and his punishment is being CC'd on every email forever. and you know what. he would hate that. the punishment fits the criminal

[catharticscream]

Remember in 2010 when Taio Cruz said "I throw my hands up in the air sometimes"? I appreciated his restraint. You can't just throw your hands up in the air whenever. There's a time and a place, and that time was 2010, and the place was the club.

[spiralstaircased]

Me when I'm old as fuck and my grandkids talk to me: this reminds me of a post. I gotta go find the post

Grandkids: grandpa sit down you don't need to show us a post

Me: (not listening) Now where was that post....

[thekenobee]

TURN + Text Post (Part 34)

[hotchnerbau]

“I asked chatgpt-” yeah well I asked special agent aaron hotchner and he said the unsub is a straight white male in his 30s

[lindsay-weirs]

AJ & BILL in 1.05

[scarletts-future-wife]

And the thing is, you know they’re not gonna be endgame but God is it fun while it’s happening. 

[hotchnerbau]

underrated criminal minds duo

[dailycatsblog]

[diasdelfuego]

the thing about art is that sometimes you'll be moved to tears by stuff that is not very good

[my-tardis-sense-is-tingling]

[exuberantocean]

When reading fanfic keep in mind that for professional literature: 

Short story: under 7,500

Novelette: between 7,500 and 17,500

Novella: between 17,500 and 40,000

Novel: over 40,000

Fics over 40k are literally a novel written and shared for free.  If you have written a 40k+ fic, you have literally written a novel.

[onedirectionforever]

“you support gay rights so you must be gay”

i support animal rights do i look like a fucking alpaca to you

[onedirectionforever]

turns out i am gay

[monsieurenjlolras]

holy shit how’d this alpaca learn how to type

[mywitchcultblr]

Diversity win! The alpaca is gay!

[adreamthatsworthkeeping]

[thebirdkiwi]

he was a llama

[thememedaddy]