Life on rollercoaster

I'm Kake, that's all you need to know for now.

[maanpaallinenhelvetinperkele]

Maanantai mood

[dankmemeuniversity]

[kiryuva]

me, every Overwatch event:

[insomniac-arrest]

reasons why I would make a great Greek God

petty

dramatic

Not Straight

doesn’t really moralize

would live on top of a perfectly climbable mountain and only descend to seduce pretty girls and mess with stuff

titties already tf out

[lilsugarbush]

[lowbrassdad]

[pastaofficial]

Gamers also get this shit, anyone wanna involve them?

[ifonlymp3-deactivated20220624]

and people say gamers aren’t oppressed…

[nintooner]

[calamitaswrath]

@mordredbi

[talon24]

[venetsiankauppias]

In a memory of Tiimari, Anttila and Seppälä.

[point-maitimo]

« Iron Bull ».

«  - I think you finally decided whether you care about your people or your people. - Hmm… something like that. - You made the right choice.  »

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[dankmeme-astrology]

TSA text messages I’ve sent part 3

Aries: Oh BTW I’m taking Katelin to court tomorrow and you’ll be my wintess. We’ll be accusing her of murder

Taurus: Richard and I were having an affair and I needed a way to get rid of the bagel. There. That’s the truth.

Gemini: I’m building a panic room in my basement. It’s gonna be fun. Oh update on my beard: It swallowed a small child yesterday

Cancer: You’re scaring me, soup lady

Leo: Ok cool story I was about to sneeze and I was putting my elbow up to my face to cover it but then I fucked up and accidentally punched my jaw and now I don’t have to sneeze

Virgo: Stop sending me memes at 8:40 at night daughter you’re ruining this family

Libra: Dude the guy who was telling about this one girl who found out she was getting cheated on so she took the guys ring and put it in a clamp vice and smashed it and I was next to Katelin so I told her that if a guy ever cheated on me I would do the same thing with his dick and everyone in the row stared at me

Scorpio: THEY WEREN’T GAY (maybe)

Sagittarius: Attention bitch I’m starting up a mafia business and I’m the boss. Who wants to be my lil mini me?

Capricorn: There was only ONE screaming pile of baby there: you

Aquarius: Whatever is in Pikachu’s pants doesn’t determine shit boi

Pisces: Do you want my spicy soup

[willowrainstar]

friendly reminder that if i have ever befriended you and have not spoken to you in a while it’s nothing you’ve done wrong it’s just because i’m a piece of shit at keeping in contact with people and i still love you okay good

[a-daks]

canon: they died

fanfic: fUCK YOU

[andordean]

Canon: and so they never met

Fanfic: here’s a funny story

[namesonboats]

Canon: There was tension and pining, but they never even kissed.

Fanfic: Actually,

[kaeltale]

Canon: Torture the cinnamon roll.

Fanfic: Torture the cinnamon roll.

[conversationswithjohnlock]

Canon: When they traveled they stayed in separate rooms

Fanfic: AND. THERE. WAS. ONLY. ONE. BED!!!!!

[caressthosecheekbones]

Canon: … and they were roommates.

Fanfic: oh my god, they were roommates…

[johanirae]

Canon: They were international assassins who assassinated assassins.

Fanfic: But hot DAMN wait till you hear about this cafe they opened

[jenroses]

Canon: They had a coffeeshop

Fanfic: but they were ASSASSINS

[pizzapopolis]

Canon: they were mortal enemies and attempted to murder each other on multiple occasions

Fanfic: bUT THEY GOT MARRIED AND ADOPTED CHILDREN

[robbyrobinabitch]

Everytime I reblog this has a new addition and it’s the best

[inkpotter-deactivated20211125]

Canon: They were straight

Fanfic: Lol

[boxofsoap]

THE LAST ONE IS THE BEST ONE

[annerbeann]

[stormriser393]

QUORTZCUPINE

[tokoshi-deactivated20191031]

me laying in bed on my phone, needing to pee for the past half hour and my phone on 2%

[audio-sexual]

Me, letting my mutuals know they’re valid

[vitunkapala]

[kagurasbayangs]

someone: *mentions my favorite character*

me: *vibrating at frequency that shatters glass* yeah I love them a normal amount