Help! I've been turned into a blog!

Hi! My name's Torrie. I'm an 18 year old American college student who is happily taken. I run this beautiful clusterfuck of a blog. Fandoms, porn and cute animals! My blog is sure to amuse you no matter your mood. Follow and ask please!!

[justbadpuns]

How do mountains see? They peak..

[scarydragon-rawr]

HOW EASILY DO THE SIGNS FALL IN LOVE?

Aries: Almost as easily as they fall out of love (aka very easily)

Taurus: Not that long but it'll take months to admit it

Gemini: *What is Love starts playing*

Cancer: Fairly easily but they'll keep denying it

Leo: Stroke their ego and they'll be allllll about you real quick

Virgo: Not at all

Libra: Is constantly in love, so falling in love with someone else takes about 2 seconds

Scorpio: Right before a one night stand. However it quickly fades

Sagittarius: Pretty easily but bounces right back

Capricorn: It takes forever and a day to get one to fall in love

Aquarius: *whispers* love isn't real hoe

Pisces: Talk about puppies and give it five seconds

[scarydragon-rawr]

[the sky is grey and it's cold outside]

me: yesssss

[the wind picks up and it starts to rain]

me: Y ESSSSSSS

[shermarr]

Magic happened on my front lawn a couple weeks ago. Life is beautiful!

[gaeree]

[justbabyharpseals]

what

[taylakrueger]

I swear this is the best shit ever

[mythika]

I.. don’t know how to feel ‘bout this.

[meowjorie]

this kitten meows while she eats and it’s the funniest and cutest thing ever

[torinomon-deactivated20160730]

‘YUM YUM YUM…YUM YUM YUM. YUM YUM.’ -turns to camera- ‘YUUUUUM! YUUUUUM!’

[fucker-icons]

[parrotiny]

[herownromance]

I only reblogged this for the bing dress

[baconxbeard]

[lokihorcruxes]

it got better

[idleisland]

[sarahseeandersen]

[scarydragon-rawr]

@rosskingsfan31 us tho

[nentindo-deactivated20210501]

[scarydragon-rawr]

friend who lives hundreds of miles away: i made food

me: can i have some

[automatic-bazooti-deactivated20]

[fonzworthcutlass]

mango finna get the whole dick 

[8-bitfiction]

[kingslaye]

THESE GIFS MAKE ME SO UNCOMFORTABLE

[halfangs]

#why is the frog sniffing that boy

[spiderdumpling-deactivated20230]

when you try really hard to look cute for your friends and they don’t say anything

[thelonelybrilliance]

When you hear a new song on the radio and you’re desperately trying to pick a notable phrase so you can google it later

[imaginarycircus]

Gather round, kids. Let me tell you a story from ye olden days because I am tumblr elderly. I used to DJ for a radio station. I played records and CDs and we had station IDs from bands on 8 track cartes. People would call me asking what songs were–but they had to mumble, sing, or play the song on an instrument. I had someone call me to ask what Smells Like Teen Spirit was when it was a single. They played it on an accordion. I forgot about it until a moment ago when I saw this post.

[therothwoman]

They played it on an accordion