One Nice Bug Per Day
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
pixel skylines
Peter Solarz
DEAR READER
Stranger Things
hello vonnie
$LAYYYTER
@theartofmadeline
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2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
Game of Thrones Daily
Origami Around
Jules of Nature
JVL
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izzy's playlists!
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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@scatsmanul
My parents have a “Festivus” party every year and this year I found this sign on their bedroom door
certified door post
my beast is so damn charismatic we had to do it long-term nuclear waste warning style and make a universally understandable pictogram
just saw this clip and i think itd make a funny reaction image what do u think... does it have potential
THE CLASSIC
THE ORIGINAL
kids these days have NO IDEA the damage this animal did to the internet in the 2000s
it physically hurts my brain to watch this video clip and not hear the dramatic music sting from young frankenstein
georg prime
Labyrinth dir. Jim Henson | 1986
No chel has longer hair
and wehhat ly is just a bal
Well said
ppl in the age of cell phones: fucking up their necks
ppl in the age of books: fucking up their necks
ppl in the age of textile art: fucking up their necks
ppl in the age of picking lice: fucking up their necks
ppl in the age of cooking: fucking up their necks
in the age of keyboards: carpel tunnel
in the age of writing by hand: carpel tunnel
in the age of squeezing water out of wet clothes after cleaning them by hand: carpel tunnel
in the age of using hand-sized stone tools: carpel tunnel
#besties i am starting to think the human skeletal system might just be trash (via @cicerfics)
you are not wrong bestie
evolution made the greatest crafters there have ever been. it's just that the best starting material evolution had to work with was an ape.
do you ever say something and then think "wow this isnt even a bit. im just like this"
do yoo evew say someting and den tink “wow dis isn’t even a bit!! im just wike dis UwU”
This post has been UwU-ified!
i feel dirty after reading that
do yoo need a scwubby wubby? OwO
i think i do need a scwubby wubby to be honest but not from you
When is it my turn to be happy.
Everyone say hi Millie!
The night is cool and balmy.
Your SECURITY GNOMES are raising an alarm.
> define 'balmy'
Balmy means "pleasantly warm."
Your stock of DICTIONARIES has decreased to 31.
Your SECURITY GNOMES report BANDIT ARTILLERY!
> observe night
The night is cool and balmy.
Your SECURITY GNOMES have entered COMBAT DELIRIUM.
> resolve temperature discrepancy
You haven't acquired enough THERMOMETERS to notice the discrepancy.
Your SECURITY GNOMES have activated the MEAT THRESHER.
what’s your alignment based on what you wear to bed (chart below)?
lawful good
neutral good
chaotic good
lawful neutral
true neutral
chaotic neutral
lawful evil
neutral evil
chaotic evil
none / combo (explain in tags)
reposting bc i messed up the time limit. i woke up in a cold sweat to make this last night so if you disagree w me you’re wrong bc this was a vision from god.
to the approximately 400 people who answered Neutral Evil:
i have made a creecher
People opening a box that needs a knife using their bare hands
This is still one of the funniest things in all of music history
hi i have like thousands of listens to LMFAO on spotify and am rly autistic about them and i'd like to say that what makes this even funnier is that not only do they have those two studio albums but they also have another album called I'm in yer city trick and it's literally like 15 copies of the exact same song and the only difference is the name of the city they sing in it
it's actually 51 copies. 44 different cities and then the explicit version for 7 of them. The song always refers to a sand and a polka-dot bikini no matter where it's set. They included Chattanooga, TN. They included Grand Rapids, MI. There's an extra one for New York where they call out the names of each borough. There's one that's just called "I'm in the Desert Trick." The album is $61.49 on Amazon Music.
LMFAO condemned to wander the earth eternally as punishment for party rocking
If you ever find yourself in a horror scenario, remember to blush really hard when the ghost/demon/monster appears. If you do that fast enough you might be able to shift the genre.
This applies doubly if the antagonist is more abstract. If a house starts growing teeth and flesh you've gotta be prepared to get a little freaky
You might not "live" but if you're pure of heart you'll end up in the cool afterlife.
when hamsters are born they see a silver thread that connects them to their gruesome and peculiar death and they follow it like soldiers marching to war.
Tumblr's Favorite Show: Finals!
After several months of fierce fighting, with 256 initial combatants, we have made it to the FINALS
Now, it's time to determine Tumblr's Favorite Show!
Avatar: The Last Airbender or Revolutionary Girl Utena
Avatar: The Last Airbender
Revolutionary Girl Utena
Previous rounds can be found below the break:
