[modestzonks]

Carly Rae Jepsen breaks into your home ASMR!!!

[toastbutteregg]

[ryebreadgf]

[paridise]

[metrogoon]

If you’d rather go to a club than a museum, you deserve to be unhappy.

[wontonsoupinthemorning-deactiva]

museum? what the fuck is in a museum? they got bitches in museums? alive bitches?

[c3po]

what's your type?

type of what

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

Blood

[c3po]

oh red

[matsuropalette]

doctors HATE her: local woman shows symptoms of an actual illness and wants to be treated 

[h-el-l-deactivated20200408]

i made one

[flexibility-love-andtrust]

For those that need to hear it:

It’s only manipulation when it’s intentional/premeditated. Otherwise it’s just your words having an influence on someone, i.e. The Concept Of Human Interaction.

Sometimes that influence is good, sometimes bad. But never malicious.

Being conscious of whether your words have a positive or negative impact is a noble endeavor, but you’ll never be a piece of shit unless you’re trying to.

[stop-stalin-and-suck-my-dick]

This is what the culture of calling everything abuse, manipulation, and gaslighting does to people. Sometimes something is just unhealthy or generally bad without being a master plan to personally ruin your entire life. Please learn the concept of nuance.

[el-garito-deactivated20210126]

awww 🥰👍

[theunvanquishedzims]

[Transcript:

Cat meows twice, dropping a leaf in front of a man. The man, seated at a desk, pets the cat.

Man: Aww, thank you Chloe. What a good girl. I will add it to the collection.

The cat walks away in satisfaction. The man picks up the leaf and puts it on a corner of his desk, which is covered in similar leaves.

End transcript.]

[legend-of-the-fandoms]

Watching it without sound the first time just makes the experience all the better.

[sailorbrazil]

[jokeboy-deactivated20260221]

SNFNFNSN SNNNFFFFF SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF SNFNFNFNF

[valtsv]

"omg i love your necklace where did you get it" oh it's not a necklace actually it's an amulet with an evil force trapped inside that could destroy the entire world if it were ever to be unleashed but thanks

[valtsv]

oh and i got it at claire's

[valtsv]

[oe6]

[drtanner]

The MELODRAMA

[phcking-detective]

you SLAP miette?? you slap miette ACROSS THE ROOM

oh! oh!!!

insurance fraud! insurance fraud for

ONE MILLION DOLLARS

[aesthetesmalaise-deactivated202]

dinosaurs lived and died and they have nothing to show for it………………..

[sacredstem]

they didn’t serve cunt is the problem

[thickness-protection-program]

They didn’t serve cunt!

[terminallycapricious]

[lovestereo]

Visit Original Link

[strokesthe]

[aubrey-plaza]

#me when my favorite Britney Spears song starts playing