Funny Reblogs of Schizo Equinox

(Technically the mod blog of schizoequinox where I just Reblogs the funny stuff I see instead of Reblogging them to my main blog)

[slavery]

[macbethz]

Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.

[seananmcguire]

BURN BAGEL BURN

[gothiccharmschool]

OH WHY NOT?

[harukami]

I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.

Bagel what are your powers

[acabosetotal]

FUCK, I though it was just another lucky meme but LISTEN. Since a week ago I was waiting a phone call to confirm me if I got a job or not in my university. I reblogged this yesterday’s night “just for fun and because I don’t want any bagel to be mad with me”, and today’s afternoon, while I was losing my time as always, the professor I was supposed to work with called me and asked me for my personal information to start working with her.

THE BAGEL POWERS ARE WAY TOO MUCH FOR THIS WORLD

[token-white-friend]

I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD

[noodle-dragon]

The bagel hasn’t let me down yet!

[blackcatgodess]

I got a job offer after reblogging the bagel. Believe in the bagel!

[anayely420]

🙏🏼

[sonsfantasies]

Worth a try lol

[theblizzardsix]

i could use some good news or even a good girl 

[pantspooplover]

Go lil bagle! Show me your power!

[itaachiyama-moved]

Okii then!

[blastlight]

THIS IS THE FIRST THING ON MY BLOG

I GOT ASKED OUT FOR THE FIRST TIME AFTER I REBLOGGED IT

[cuappatea-deactivated20200216]

wait but whats happening with the bagel tho

[dukemz]

It’s burning, as is everything I’ve hoped for whenever I’ve reblogged a post like this

[gone-dw-abt-it-deactivated20260]

I just kinda wanna watch something burn?

[dukemz]

Mood

[rip-paramour]

You guys didn’t listen when I said Bagels hold an ancient and wonderous power.

[teathattast]

Bagel time

[ddrvbiblgigb]

[garfield-baybee]

Reblog to have something good happen at 1:42 tomorrow

[mildlyautisticsuperdetective]

I saw this before I left work last night and had a quiet hope, and today I checked my phone at about quarter to two, while I was still on my lunch break, and I’ve just got a job interview with the BBC next week

I’m not a big believer in anything much but I’m so happy holy shit. So like unrelated note but something real good happened to me at 1.42 today lol

[blackhoody]

[schizoreblogs]

Me when cutting hard foods

[unexplained-events]

“The Incident” is the title of a book someone found at a used bookstore.

The book had to read from right to left as where the final page usually is, instead I found the first page. It started with a Latin quotation that I translated to something like “The First is the last to die ”. And instead of chapters were used the terms “Levels of Initiation” and “Archive I ,II, III ”, each Archive containing 7 levels. .

The cool part about the book was that it came with some…interesting pictures Im gonna upload the original pictures as well. 

[thefatfuck-irl]

[sirartwork]

reblog for noises

[ayellowbirds]

siamangs are so freaking weird. Somehow evolution produced a frog-ape.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Me, before I played the video: Okay they can’t be THAT weird can they?

Me, watching the video: what the fUCK

[bakerst-sherlolly]

@luminescentglow

[the-august-one]

@akulorkhan

[charuzu2712]

A lot of Steven Universe arts 

enjoy

[catchymemes]

[ddrvbiblgigb]

[garfield-baybee]

Reblog to have something good happen at 1:42 tomorrow

[poldberg]

A late night interpretation of Jesus’ thoughts about rich people by Sensitive Mark. 

[abevigoda-deactivated20171012]

While we’re at it, don’t forget that one time that Jesus saw predatory lending practices going down in the temple and he actually got violent. Yes. Jesus got violent. Over predatory lending practices.

Throwing tables and threatening people with a whip. Jesus was super pissed.

And that part is consistent across all four of the Gospels. Mathew, Mark, Luke, and John vary in a lot of places, but they’re consistent on the money changers story. Also, the paintings that this inspired are pretty rad.

99% of the time, Jesus was all “love thy neighbor” and “turn the other cheek” and “if someone asks you to walk a mile with them, walk two,” but where usury was concerned, he’d straight up kick your ass. 

[adulthoodisokay]

Jesus: “Be chill. We should all be chill. But also don’t lend money to people and charge them ridiculously high interest rates. Don’t do that. Especially not when people borrow money for the purpose of doing the right thing and making themselves better people. I really fucking hate that. Seriously, just don’t.”

*smashcut to 2016*

Me, living in a society that is intrinsically founded upon Christian doctrine and beliefs: “Student loan debt and credit card interest rates, am I right?”

[irrepressible-domovoy]

In addition the the “Jesus got violent” bit: Jesus didn’t just grab a whip and start beating on people.

No, he went outside and made a whip first and then went back in and started flipping tables and beating on people.

[normal-horoscopes]

MATTHEW 20:28 AND THE SON OF MAN CAME NOT TO BE SERVED BUT TO SERVE (THESE HANDS)

[catchymemes]

Berkeleymews dump

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Credit: twitter | facebook | tumblr | instagram

[pizzaotter]

Every single one of these is pure gold.

[partakerofpeachesinthepuss]

The card trick is hands down my fave.

[tomboy-cutie-deactivated2019010]

breh 😭😭💀

[thekid45]

I love tumblr

[schizoreblogs]

[purplechocolatekisses]

Help Everyone Find A Job In Their Field

[mimibtsghost]

This is a good luck charm made by a VERY lucky person. If you reblog it you will activate it and receive so much luck this year that will protect you. If you don’t, nothing will happen you will just lose an opportunity to get luckier. 

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[besnurched]

Incorrect. This picture makes me go ‘mmmmm’ because I am happy this little man is so content

[justsomeantifas]

lol

[republicansareahategroup]

Reblog in 30 seconds for good luck

[missilia-amorii]

[ebibimanami-deactivated20191123]

THOT! THOT!

OOH, WE GOT IT!

THOT! THOT!

HEY, WE GOT IT!

THOT! THOT!

SAY, WE GOT IT!

THOT CHOCOLATE!

[elnersnor]

W E    G O T    I T

[easyvirgin-deactivated20160413]