The Stench of Dick and Mediocrity

i don't like cherries.

[schmackie]

Any fics of Shane and Ilya meeting on tinder/grindr first? Would love to read them!

[skeletomez]

[my-dailydreams]

[draconym]

i would rather see the information for an event handwritten in sharpie on a paper towel than see another AI generated flyer

[my-dailydreams]

[halondrus]

[cutecipher]

can you put that thing on a leash?

[halondrus]

ok

[im-out-of-it]

the more boring and quiet and perfect he is, the more fuckable he becomes or whatever the fuck Ilya Rozanov was thinking the more he got to know Shane Hollander

[saturn-flowr]

slime teacher: I want this essay in 12 point font Slimes New Roman

[koboldening]

Robber teacher: I want this essay in 12 point font Crimes New Roman

[nugget-gender]

wall teacher: i want this essay in 12 point font Climbs New Roman

[mx-m29]

citrus teacher: i want this essay in 12 point font Limes New Roman

[forgotn1]

poetry teacher: I want this essay in 12 point Rhymes New Roman

[the-breadgirl]

horology teacher: i want this essay in 12 point times new roman

[cellaspider]

Mime teacher:

[mildlybizarrecorvid]

herb teacher: i want this essay in 12 point Thymes New Roman

[minervakarsh]

Dirt teacher: I want this essay in 12 point Grimes New Roman

[hyperoperationfractallisation]

Calculus teacher: I want this essay in 12 point Primes New Roman

[skyporf]

aviation teacher: I want this essay in 12 point Flies New Roman

[shreekofjoy]

Finance teacher: I want this essay in 12 point Dimes New Roman

[squizmo333]

History teacher: I want this essay in 12 point Times Old Roman

[the-haiku-bot]

History teacher:

I want this essay in 12

point Times Old Roman

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[thotsandpreyers]

[redstonedust]

never know what to do with myself when i finish watching a movie. i cant just go back to what i was doing before bro i just had my mind permanently altered by cinema. i should have movie aftercare i should be sitting with the directors having my needs tended to as i process what i just experienced.

[syrren]

A comic adaptation of Zoe Leonard’s “I want a dyke for president” (1992) 

[blackwoolncrown]

[russianblush]

#ilya baby get behind me

[russianblush]

HEY HELLO JUST GIVE ME THE GUN INSTEAD

(sorry @joyousmistake these tags killed me)

[socialistexan]

Babe wake up, new all time great image just dropped

[importantcatpics]

[bleedthebeat]

[impishthing]