I'm here, drunk....and most likely playing dragon

tumblr changed and deleted my last blog.............(sigh) that about explains my life

[schmanksdatrex]

When you've reached a point in your life where you feel like Chili's is the solution

[guooey]

some inner child healing

[schmanksdatrex]

You guys...

I found one of my old built in vcr tvs

And my Rainbow Brite movie

And a six pack of beer suddenly found it's way into my hands

Let's do this

[rosequart]

mentally i am here

[gallusrostromegalus]

I like to imagine that the reason you can whip around those floors at warp speed and so smoothly is that you’re running through the museum with a pair of wool socks on.

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

i thought the eyewitness vhs museum was a real place when i was a kid. i wasn’t a total idiot, i knew there were a few vfx things going on, but i thought it was filmed in an actual museum

[fishmech]

[deathanddeers-deactivated202108]

🤔 why this make me so uncomfortable

[schmanksdatrex]

Does anyone remember the dinosaur computer game they came out with?

Where if you finished enough skeletons you could bring the dinosaurs to life and they would walk around the museum?

[schmanksdatrex]

I'll have the #3 with sum scritches and a side of belly rubs

[winglessaster]

okay i made another uquiz but this time making fun of ur aesthetic and i swear i’m done for the day

[civil-defense-system]

This quiz shot me instantly and without remorse

[july-19th-club]

you just like trees

that's literally all there is to it. if you saw a photo with trees, you picked it. you're not that complicated, but that's fine

[schmanksdatrex]

[schmanksdatrex]

some personals

You know you have an issue when you break down into a panic attack because a house you loved and could see being your home, has a foundation issue. Instead of being an adult and moving on, you just want to find a solution because just like your pets, you want it even more because no one else wanted it.

Probably had something to do with the fact that your boss just told you that she wants you to do the same thing you did last month because we did so well, even though she is aware that you had a mental breakdown.

Oh, and you decided to start going through all your stuff because you are hoping to move soon, causing you to find some of your old essays and thesis and reading through them, reminding you how much you wanted to be able to find something in your field, but found out that you aren’t able to get your foot in the door and are stuck doing a job that you don’t even want to go to in the morning any more...

yeah...2021 has been GRAND so far

[minero-tan]

Can I interest you in Fushigi Neko no Kyuu-chan

[bookthrower]

He is baby and I love him

[schmanksdatrex]

Does tumblr serious think this website is mostly college aged?

[schmanksdatrex]

Does anyone remember when we thought 2016 was bad?

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

[cometmedal]

[mario-is-good]

[pixlokita]

[famouslysleepy]

[madphantom]

[nobody-knows-im-a-frog-deactiva]

[florshedworf]

[blue-is-everywhere-deactivated2]

[ravendragons]

[streetcleanrr]

[albeitawkwardalliterations]

[nikki-tine]

[queer-doctor-coomer-archive-dea]

[catboy-lover-archive]

[unicornsatemytakoyaki]

[belphewhores]

[irlmammon]

[grimreaper7894-deactivated20210]

[future-nots]

[renthewerecatboi]

[thebindingofdragonshy]

[count-woe-laf]

[im-just-your-problem-deactivate]

[one-sexy-fucking-toucan-deserte]

[imaveryevilgirl]

[grucose]

[the-real-skeletor]

[schmanksdatrex]

[dacuslucy]

so i’ve seen this around a lot and i always felt like the version i listened to just. didn’t have everything? sO! i edited together my three favourite versions of the tik tok sea shanty! enjoy!!

(listen with headphones if possible!)

(yes i know the ending is bad oKaY-)

[schrodingers-fyke]

AHHHH I LOVE

[schmanksdatrex]

This is a meme I can get behind

(puts on repeat for 12 billion hours)

[dankmemeuniversity]

[arlathen]

ᴛʜᴇ ɴᴇxᴛ ᴅʀᴀɢᴏɴ ᴀɢᴇ ᴏғғɪᴄɪᴀʟ ᴛᴇᴀsᴇʀ ᴛʀᴀɪʟᴇʀ - 𝟸𝟶𝟸𝟶 ɢᴀᴍᴇ ᴀᴡᴀʀᴅs

[felassan]

The Next Mass Effect - Official Teaser Trailer

Get a sneak peek at the next chapter of the Mass Effect universe. A veteran team at BioWare is in the early stages of what is on the horizon for the Mass Effect franchise, and we are excited to show you where we’ll be heading next!

[roguetoo]

[schmanksdatrex]

Now that Inktober is done I can draw my new son