Scholarly Cowboy

My name is Will. I'm here to post things I like. Social Justice, Kittens, and everything in between.

[adisneysoul]

That voice!!!! I unashamedly adore Donald duck :)

[traceexcalibur]

I found him. the biggest boy

[traceexcalibur]

the #reviews are in

[tom-nippleston]

The people in the apartment below me are playing “Never Have I Ever” and I’m smoking on my porch creeping on their game

[tom-nippleston]

Guy 1: Never have I ever INTIONALLY walked in on my parents having sex Gal 1: fuck you brandon! It wasn’t intentional! I didn’t know what they were doing!!! Brandon (Guy 1): Shut up Katy no one is THAT oblivious take your drink

[tom-nippleston]

Katy: Never have I ever LOST a wet tshirt contest

(Good job Katy. You do you. Proud of you boo)

[tom-nippleston]

Gal 2: Never have I ever pierced my genitals Brandon: IT WAS IN FOR LIKE A MONTH! Katy: Whatever bitch, take a drink you Prince Albert having douche Brandon: I’m being singled out I hate you all

[tom-nippleston]

Guy 2: Never have I ever had a threescore [Pause] Guy 2: WHAT THE FUCK KATY?!?!?!?! Katy: Shut up Andrew it’s before we even knew each other this was years ago!!! [Pause] Andrew: And you won’t even watch porn with me…

(the family is disintegrating)

[tom-nippleston]

Brandon: Never have I ever been in such a confrontational game of Never Have I Ever….

[People saying ‘cheers’]

(stop fighting guys you’re tearing this family apart…..)

[tom-nippleston]

Andrew: Never have I ever had sex WITH a piece of food. [Pause] Andrew: Dude Brandon: Dude Katy: Dude omg Gal 2: what? Omg EVERY girl has practiced giving head with a banana! Katy: Um no Ester. SOME of us just practice on dicks. Ester: what the fuck though. Whatever.

(Don’t let them kink shame you Ester I still love you)

[tom-nippleston]

#TeamEster #BananaSplits

[tom-nippleston]

Andrew is testing a banana. Go for it andrew. Explore your wild side #TeamEster #TeamKink

[tom-nippleston]

Brandon: Never have I ever been called a fuckboy Katy and Andrew: TO YOUR FACE Brandon: Go fuck a banana Andrew

#TeamBananaFucking

[tom-nippleston]

Ester: Never have I ever had a crush on a family member Brandon: [random fumbling noises] Katy: brandon omg ew Andrew: yeah man come the fuck on wtf man its 2016 Brandon: SHE WAS MY COUSIN AND I WAS 13 IT’S NOT LIKE SHE WAS MY SISTER AND IT WAS JUST A CRUSH NOTHING HAPPENED Ester: methinks thou dost protest too fucking much Brandon: NEVER TELLING YOU SHIT AGAIN Andrew: Chug your drink, Sir IncestsALot Brandon: Chug a fucking banana Andrew

#TeamBananaFucking #TeamWhatTheFuckBrandon

[tom-nippleston]

Katy and Andrew have gone home in an Uber to apparently sex it up. Alway use a designated driver, kids. And always put protection on your Banana.

#BananaCreamPie #GamesOverKids #TeamEster

[hotmenandotherdistractions]

This is spectacular.

[tastefullyoffensive]

When you go to the gym once and feel invincible.

[scholarlycowboy]

people who dont even care about language: how can you just CHANGE grammar??? add new wORds?? unacceptable!!! language must never change!!!!!11 kids these days cant even spell!!

people who study language: ANARCHY!! ANARCHY!!!! LANGUAGE IS FLUID AND WORDS AREN'T REAL!! change! the! grammar! rules!! burn a dictionary!!! NO ONE CARES!!!!!

[botanize]

honestly

[satanstrousers]

I experienced magic in Central Park today

[babygoatsandfriends]

Tricott Dairy

[retrogamingblog]

This is why the creators of the Pokemon anime chose not to have the characters age

[mainmanblackdynamite-deactivate]

[nocked-deactivated20181125]

which country has the most birds

[nocked-deactivated20181125]

portugeese

[nocked-deactivated20181125]

wait

[skypestripper]

thats a language

[luvgrease99-blog]

portugull

[noej]

nice recovery

[dayof-storyandsong]

don’t you mean nice redovery

[biological-warfare]

turkey, how did we miss turkey

[bruises-for-tomorrow]

when your life is falling apart but you don’t give a fuck anymore

[thegladelf]

Trust me. You want to unmute.

[hipporacle]

Omg lol

[goneintorapture]

[tastefullyoffensive]

by Gone Into Rapture

[househunting]

this is not househunting related whatsoever but i have 90k followers and i know many of you live in florida:

Orlando hospitals are in massive need of blood donations after the unbelievable hate crime/terrorist attack (50 dead, 50+ injured) that happened at a gay club last night. 

“There is an urgent need for O Negative, O Positive and AB Plasma blood donors following a mass shooting in Orlando, Florida,” said the news release from OneBlood.

please, if you can, head over to a donation center today, and boost this post. 

Four local OneBlood banks are open today 8 a.m.-4 p.m.:

-Orange Park Donor Center 2153 Kingsley

-South Jacksonville Donor Center 8013 Beach Blvd. (near Parental Home Rd.)

-West Jacksonville Donor Center 5209 Blanding Blvd.

-Mandarin Donor Center 10501 San Jose Blvd

http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/breaking-news/os-orlando-nightclub-shooting-blood-donations-20160612-story.html

http://www.actionnewsjax.com/news/local/urgent-need-for-blood-donations-after-orlando-mass-shooting/338339345

[alexanders-archives]

Boost!!

[ramblrgq]

Gainesville, FL also has opportunities: Best Buy - Archer Road - Gainesville (1.0 miles) 3750 SW Archer Rd. Gainesville, FL 32608 Hours: 1:30pm to 5pm Donor Center (2.9 miles) 4039 Newberry Road Gainesville, FL 32607 United Church of Gainesville (3.1 miles) 1624 NW 5th Ave. Gainesville, FL 32603 Hours: 10am to 12:30pm Donor Center (3.7 miles) 1221 NW 13th Street Gainesville, FL 32601 Publix - NW 13th Street - Gainesville (5.2 miles) 3720 NW 13th Gainesville, FL 32609 Hours: 1pm to 6pm Queen of Peace Catholic Church (5.6 miles) 10900 SW 24th Ave. Gainesville, FL 32607 Hours: 8:30am to 12:30pm If you can’t make a donation today, consider checking out the blood mobile listing and find one this week to make a contribution!

[tastefullyoffensive]

Thank god this dangerous criminal is off the streets. (via ablom2009)

[kokoniblr]

bb8 knows what’s going on

[extrafabulouscomics]

[tastefullyoffensive]

by Extra Fabulous Comics