Schrodinger's Lawyer

27 y/o woman seeking friends for the end of the world. Attorney. Michigan raised, Alaska living. She/her/hers.

[hjartasalt]

There is no way of accidentally doing a nazi salute twice in a row while the entire world is watching. This man needs to be killed

[hjartasalt]

And I mean he does need to be killed. I remember a time when the obvious and most socially acceptable answer to what you would do if you could travel back in time was to kill Hitler before he rose to power. That is just what everyone said. Saying that nazis and fascism are bad was not seen as a controversial opinion it was simply a fact. This was not a long time ago and I am sure the vast majority of people reading this remember this as well. Elon Musk needs to be killed. Obviously.

[anevermadebed]

“yikes- op is a spn blogger.”

*miranda priestly voice* OK, I see. You think this has nothing to do with you. You go to your dash and you reblog that corny romantic quote, for instance, because you're trying to tell the world that you take yourself too seriously and care about what you put on your dash, but what you don't know is that that post is not just a romantic quote. It's not richard siken. It's not louise glück. It's actually supernatural fanfic. And you're also blithely unaware of the fact that in 2008, eric kripke did a season on angels falling from grace, and then I think it was ben edlund who showed a fallen angel in military jackets, and then endverse tropes quickly set up in the collections of different fic writers. And then it filtered down through the spn bloggers, and then trickled on down onto some tragic aesthetic blog where you no doubt fished it out of some generic love tag. However, that quote represents thousands of fics and countless blogs, and it's sort of comical how you think you made a choice that exempts you from big destiel when, in fact, you're reblogging a quote that was selected for you, by my mutuals, from a cw tv show.

[161afa1312acab]

"Proud boy" leading member, Aaron Laigaie, died from Covid - FOX3 Now

Aaron Laigaie, one of the founders of the Proud Boys and a Covid denier and anti vaxxer has died of Covid.

Wild Gritty (@[email protected])

“Proud boy” leading member, Aaron Laigaie, died from Covid Aaron Laigaie, one of the founders of the Proud Boys and a Covid denier and anti

[schrodingers-lawyer]

DJ Khaled voice: ANOTHER ONE

[ruinedchildhood]

Shrek as an 80's Dark Fantasy Film

[loving-n0t-heyting]

Imagine if in order to get married you had to write a letter about how the marriage would help you get and hold a job

Sweeping Overgeneralisation: there is a certain analogy between the centrality of rehabilitation to all things permitted to a prisoner abd the way a successful adulthood is treated as the only possible justification for doing well by your children. The point of not being an asshole to the disenfranchised is that it might help them enter the labour force

[loving-n0t-heyting]

Die

[sadclowncentral]

2023

1. COMMIT TO THE BIT

2. PARTAKE IN THE DIVINE ACT OF CREATION

3. LET THE SOFT ANIMAL THAT IS YOUR BODY LOVE WHAT IT LOVES

[catchymemes]

[aquietwhyme]

This meme is tongue in cheek, but this too is part of class warfare. In this case, keeping the law too complex for non-experts to even begin to have a chance to understand it means that only those who can afford to hire experts can protect themselves adequately and engage in ventures and activities that don’t directly relate to subsistence.

[whatbigotspost]

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[neutral-wizard]

[jeanjauthor]

“A person should not have to have an advanced law degree to avoid being taken advantage of by a multibillion dollar company.”

[paladitos]

who is telling men that having gray in their hair is ugly. why are they fucking lying

[paladitos]

who is telling women that having gray in their hair is ugly!!!!!!! why are they fucking lying!!!!!!!

[paladitos]

[katchwreck]

[ultraviolet-divergence]

They're price-gouging so hard it surprised even Wells Fargo.

Wells Fargo analyst Mohit Bansal said the new pricing range for the vaccine could add around $2.5 billion to $3 billion in annual revenue for Pfizer.

"This is much higher than our assumption of $50 per shot, and even assuming $80 per shot net price in high-income countries, we see $2 per share upside to our estimates" from the new prices, Bansal wrote in a research note.

Price hikes like this are only possible because mRNA vaccine manufacturers refuse to release the patents and allow cheaper copies of the technology to be made, even though that would unquestionably speed access to more of the world. But releasing the patents would destroy the grip that Pfizer-BionTech and Moderna have on the mRNA vaccine market, preventing them from fixing prices like this. Both Moderna's and Pfizer's share prices have shot upwards after announcing this.

[deeperwells]

It is so hard to not want to kill specific people every day

[androidboy]

literally my favorite type of tweet

[andytheaspec]

@gordon-ramsay-official

[xenosagaepisodeone]

why are there so many girls these days dreaming about being financially dependent on a man. did you learn nothing from your mother.

[illuminator-of-eternal-warfare]

Probably because entering the job market is a guarantee of being exploited, mistreated and disposed of, not merely a risk.

[xenosagaepisodeone]

entering an unequal relationship is also an eventual guarantee of this though. what kind of dynamic do you think is enabled when one person's living situation is entirely dictated by how much another person is willing to tolerate being around them? what kind of entitlements or expectations do you think could emerge on the half of the person with financial power in this relationship? the person with the power doesn't even need to be explicitly forceful -- not having the ability to walk away safely will effect how you're able to say 'no' to another person's wants, how you view your own desires, how you verbalize disagreement (if at all), what you eat, where you can go, how you act, how you dress and what you're able to do with the rest of your life. everything you do is tied directly to if they're willing to give you money (which has less guarantee and protection than an actual job...and is just a terrible way to experience an interpersonal relationship, truly). it's a completely different scenario from having the periodic stint of no income where your partner needs to hold things down while you work on getting yourself back together. if where you sleep and if you eat is determined by how well you oblige a narrow set of behaviours for someone else, that person is not your partner, they are your employer.

I empathize entirely with people who hate working and I don't think theres anything wrong with those escapist inoffensive ghibliesque domesticity fantasies or stay at home moms or any of that but doggggggg if your grandmother heard you essentially yearning to only be able to do things with your husbands permission she would start throwing shoes

[achesspiece]

what the fuck is gay vampire sex? I'm a hands on learner btw

[liquidstar]

When I’m hanging out with my ghost friend usually we just like to do two casual little things per day, like go to the movies and then have lunch. Just a pair of normal activities

[liquidstar]

Pair of normal activities. Come on guys

[anexperimentallife]

[etct-deactivated20240208]

imagine youre cinderella and youre running away from the ball and your. actually i cant tell which shoe would be funnier to lose 

[manybirdsinatrenchcoat]

[lesbiantenets]

“Never-poor people see a long list of community resource contact numbers and think, ‘Wow, so much help available to those in need!’ Poor people see that list and think, ‘How many wrong numbers and ‘no we don’t take Medicaid’ calls am I gonna have to make to confirm my suspicion that there is no help available, just agencies that look like help?’”

— Angie Jackson  (via thatdiabolicalfeminist)

[queeranarchism]

Soooo much this.

“Fund that covers utilities? Sorry this is only for people who have lived in poverty for 5+ years and you had 2 months of getting paid a year ago.” “Depressed? Sorry, we don’t treat people with addictions.” “Rehab? Sorry, we don’t take depressed people.” “Shelter? This one is only for people who became homeless in the last 2 months and there’s a 4 months waiting list.” “In-house treatment? Sorry according to your record you should go to Semi-Medium Care type B and that is full. We only have space in Medium Care type A2 and you don’t qualify.”

It goes on and on.

[schrodingers-lawyer]

I see my clients struggle with this DAILY and it is fucking disheartening. So much of our systemic aid is actually a roadblock rather than a stepping stone to real help. This is why I preach mutual aid as much as possible

[crazy-brazilian]

[mother-aschen]