Anecdotes by medical practitionersÂ
"A woman came in for a baby check with her 6-month-old and she had what looked like chocolate milk in the babyâs bottle. So he started explaining to her as kindly as he could that she shouldnât be giving her baby chocolate milk. At which point she interrupts him and says, âOh that isnât chocolate milk. Itâs coffee! He just loves it!â
"I had a patient come in for an STD check. She was very upset and continued to tell me that she only had one partner. Progressing through my assessment, she further divulged that even if he was sleeping with other people it shouldnât matter âbecause he uses a condom every time and he makes sure to wash it thoroughly after every useâ.â
"Had a lady who measured her babyâs temperature by pre-heating the oven and putting one hand in front of it while the other hand was on the babyâs forehead. She told the nurse her babyâs fever was about 250 degrees.â
"Lady has to have foot amputated and is given waiver forms to sign pre-op. Buddy asks if she needs time to think about it. Sheâs very nonchalant and doesnât seem to care much what they do. He gets suspicious and probes a bit as to why sheâs not more concerned. She says she gets that they have to operate and itâs OK because the foot will grow back.â
"I had a couple who had been trying to conceive for over two years. I asked all the usual questions, how often do you have sex, any previous pregnancy, etc etc. Something seemed off to me during the consult, so I continued to ask questions. Finally I asked if he ejaculated while inserted into the vagina. Both parties looked confused.Turns out the couple was not having insertional sex at all. I had to awkwardly explain to them how insertional sex works. Diagrams were required.â
"Patient comes in, sheâs upset. Sheâs pregnant, and she doesnât understand why. Sheâs on the pill. Upon talking to her at great length, I find out that she only takes the pills on the days that she is sexually active â no other time.â
"Patient comes in with her bf. They are indignant, as if somehow I couldâve prevented [the pregnancy]. The problem? Well, the pills were bothering the girlâs stomach, so, being a gallant bf, he decided to start taking them instead.â
âI was explaining the treatment to the husband of a patient about to be discharged. He kept nodding and agreeing with me, but I knew it was flying over his head. Turned out a fundamental problem was that I was describing the drugs as âtabletsâ and he had no clue what those were.â
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