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Origami Around
Sweet Seals For You, Always
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NASA
Peter Solarz
Misplaced Lens Cap
Sade Olutola
Monterey Bay Aquarium
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year

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@sciroccoorion35
Shortage of Lockwood & Co cosplay in this world tbh. On a mission to change that. Pics from MCM Comic Con London, May 2026, taken by WarpedDimensionMedia on Instagram.
Enjoy the Easter Eggs on the magazine I made.
like, the most compelling ships for me always stem out of one thing: the characters have a profound, ongoing effect on each other’s senses of selves. when they are apart, the characters’ actions are still affected by each other. the way they approach the world changes because of the other.
which is this deeply Austenian view of ideal romantic relationships as mechanisms by which we come to know ourselves better and become better versions of ourselves. good romance, for me, is always tied in with a sense of self-actualization, and the way in which a beloved partner allows a person to know themselves better.
Loyalty (1869)
— by Briton Rivière
Loyalty (2025)
— by Ilya Rozanov
lockwood & cast and the d&d class i see them as
lockwood: fucking paladin obviously
lucy: sorcerer (innate and powerful magic)
george: artificer / wizard (he’d probably double class bc he’s extra)
holly: cleric (probably grew up serving a god she lost her faith for and forged her own path)
kipps: fighter (give this guy a longsword and let him get some feelings out) ADDENDUM > MONK!!!!!
skull: warlock (that guy Would sell his soul to a demon)
flo: rouge (sneaky! resourceful! highly skilled and badass!)
I like these and have absolutely no problem with any of them. But just for fun, what do you think of:
Lockwood: bard - flashy, charismatic, leader, rapier!!
Kipps: paladin - he’s so staunchly moral it’s nauseating. Also a good leader when he’s not having a crisis of a faith.
Holly: ranger - fighting and healing and ranged weapons (mostly explosives)
Lucy: warlock - is the skull her patron or her pet? 😂
Be careful™
field trip cancelled
Based off hit tumblr post:
i'm your only friend (realizes that's statistically unlikely) i'm not your only friend (considers my positive qualities) but i'm a little glowing friend (suddenly gets cold feet) but really i'm not actually your friend (remembers to be confident in relationships) but i am
the idea of them sitting down at a restaurant for lunch with shane's parents and shane was running late so ilya's already done the whole allergy check by the time he gets there, and the waitress is waiting to take his order and shane is a little ruffled because Late and Person Is Waiting On Me, so ilya ever so helpfully, "the chicken sandwich loves you" "ilya please" "the chicken *burger* hates you, though. she is slut for sesame seeds." "can you please just be normal about this ONE time." yuna from across the table: "the salmon salad loves you, too, if you get it without croutons." "i swear to GOD i will move to another table."
(referencing this post)
this is so cute and so funny and i am enjoying shane's embarrassment and despair at the hands of his concerned and loving family so much
david very helpfully volunteers that "the tilapia, uh.... cheated on you? since last time? they said they changed the recipe for the breading and now it has almonds."
shane puts his head in his hands like "maybe anaphylaxis would be better than this. i'm not even that hungry."
"shane! there's no need to be so dramatic," yuna says.
ilya, ever the helpful menace, has a suggestion. "lyubimyy, we ordered loving appetizers for the table to share. you and i could split a main dish as well? it will be like a threeso—"
shane stands up, tells the waitress "i am so sorry for the delay. i'll have the salmon salad without croutons," and goes to use the bathroom for A Moment Of Peace, Please God Above
the waitress has so many questions, and she is getting no answers. but she very carefully logs the order and notes that it's because of allergies, and she gets a very nice tip at the end of the hollander-rozanov family's lunch.
shane after being told so sincerely, "i already checked menu. there are many lovers for you." iN THIS PUBLIC SPACE. ILYA, OTHER PEOPLE CAN HEAR YOU.
(also david trying to adopt this metaphor is fucking KILLING ME) (shane just ready to sink into the pit of the earth as his parents are telling him that the bread at this restaurant got a mistress since last time) (it's sesame) (free him)
the margherita pizza now has a second family :(
the owner putting together that having safe food likely means this will be The Place shane hollander (and shane hollander associates) will return to over and over again, thus making this restaurant pretty much the only one the ottawa team holds events at
The night gardener once asked me if I knew how citrus trees died: when they reach old age, if they are not cut down and they manage to survive drought, disease and innumerable attacks of pests, fungi and plagues, they succumb from overabundance. When they come to the end of their life cycle, they put out a final, massive crop of lemons. In their last spring their flowers bud and blossom in enormous bunches and fill the air with a smell so sweet that it stings your nostrils from two blocks away; then their fruits ripen all at once, whole limbs break off due to their excessive weight, and after a few weeks the ground is covered with rotting lemons. It is a strange sight, he said, to see such exuberance before death.
When We Cease to Understand the World, Benjamín Labatut
thank you for the insight
Sometimes, fanfiction is carefully plotted out stories, with plot points and call backs and themes that all tie it up in a meaningful and exciting way.
And sometimes fanfiction is, ‘Watch me do a fucking KICK FLIP off this cool sentence!! Also here's some sex'
Both are beautiful forms of writing.
while i’m on a little STEM sharing kick, here’s one of my favorite textbook intros of all time
Why must I be awake.
#another victim of the woke agenda
@natalieironside what's it like being one of the funniest mother fuckers on the planet?
I wish it paid more
Honestly? Valid.
made a pride flag using landscape photos ive taken <3
Only day you can rb this
This post is like a fucking rosetta stone I've had the same theme song tagged in at least 6 languages so far