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Tell me in asks

[hushedlover]

please

[possibly-cursed-salesman]

Alright who's gonna join me in a plot to steal the Bass Pro Shops Pyramid and kidnap several members of the 1% putting them in the BPS Pyramid then dumping them into the ocean using at least five(5) helicopters of yet to be determined make and model to then fake our deaths and board a submarine (also of yet to be determined class) and move ,avoiding the US Navy, to Canada where we don fake identities and then wait for the heat to die down enough to conquer Ohio and make it into a free governing body.

[theknightswhotilrecentlysaidnee]

Every line in this video is iconic

[rootbeergoddess]

I would watch this drama 

[autumnimagining]

“Who broke the door?” broke me.

[h4te]

Reblog if you want your followers to ask you anything they're curious about.

[truewizardfacts]

some wizards are hollow, when the wind blows they make a sound

[francois-couture-real]

I'm pretty sure most people make a sound when blown

[wizardsisananimal]

theres always some evil god damned wizard

[evilwizard]

<|⟩:^) i am immune to pesticides and disinfectants

[wizardsisananimal]

<|:•)👆you are immune to pesticides and disinfectants

[scisideshit]

Fun fact: evilwizard is immune to pesticides and disinfectants

[7ft-tall-shadow-monster-deactiv]

Science side of Tumblr, is time faster or slower in the ocean

[scisideshit]

yes.

[nucklecrunch]

Just wanted to take this time to commemorate the legendary "oh" moment. You know the one. The moment you realized you weren't straight, or cis, or perhaps either. It's an important moment.

[asexual-agender-aromantic]

My friend asked me out and I thought it was a joke

[twlvmn]

My friend asked me out as a joke and I thought they were serious

[scisideshit]

Two kinds of people

[exterminator-oficcial]

Remember the rat memes

I miss those

[nucklecrunch]

Just wanted to take this time to commemorate the legendary "oh" moment. You know the one. The moment you realized you weren't straight, or cis, or perhaps either. It's an important moment.

[asexual-agender-aromantic]

My friend asked me out and I thought it was a joke

[phantomrose96]

Names-optional social media is so funny because I have made deep and meaningful friendships with so many people while having no fucking idea what their names are.

Like yes this is my dear beloved friend, my mutual, partner in many DMs, discord chats, calls, I'm planning a wistful summer roadtrip where I visit them across the country. Their name :)? That's easy. It's <inanimate object which is the first word of their URL>

[manypersons]

when I refer to @grannies-right-cum-sock

[not-osha-conpliant]

HWAT

[australiansanta]

americans be like i’m looking at myself in the meer

[creolesasuke]

DLJDGSJHLHDKHKSHDHKD

[sillyjimjam]

americans be like im gonna eat an ornge

[jalapeepo]

americans see a tree rodent and go 'look a skwurl'

[zuzusexytiems]

americans be like couldj gemmie a glass uv waddr

[possibly-cursed-salesman]

Europeans be like

Colonize, colonize, colonize, act gay, colonize, fight each other, colonize, colonize

[movie-gifs]

What We Do in the Shadows, 2014 dir. Jemaine Clement and Taika Waititi

[papajohnpizzas-deactivated20181]

when are we gonna get a superhero movie where the main characters just ugly as shit, just a fucking neanderthal looking guy

[hotvampireadjacent]

doctor strange

[padmaynaberrie]

[valiantraven-deactivated2025080]

[lev-1athan]

[possibly-cursed-salesman]

My attempt at drawing the Ukraine coat of arms

[01010101010101010111-deactivate]

i'm pleased to inform everyone that the slug is not homophobic because he has a boyfriend

trans rights

[01010101010101010111-deactivate]

i'm pleased to inform everyone that the slug is not homophobic because he has a boyfriend

trans rights