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plainclothes2025

I don’t go here but I’m living for this drama

Stephen King character internal monologues: All that running and running and no one can get you in the end, Jackie-boy, can they? Except those goddamn coyotes will chase you up a tree and goawaygoawaygoaway tear your legs off. And the lady with the big tits won’t be able to save you because the coyotes got you and your leg is already spurting all that blood. Ayuh.

#this made me laugh out loud in a meeting

ironmaidenhead

we are in throes of a national male hysteria epidemic

bogleech

The 9/11 building

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Silverfish are so brave for going down the bathtub drain. I would be scared as fuck in there. I suppose when you have as many legs as they do things like that aren’t as frightening. #Perspective.

memorycycle

1000 years of dragging my clit through the sand

sunsbleeding

Strange and beautiful how one afternoon with friends equals the desire to live for a million brilliant years

milkcarton4ngel

i’ve fucked guys i should’ve shot in the head

ruinedchildhood

#🧿

sunfortune

rdj going back to the mcu that’s how you know the economy is in shambles for real

Getting high or drunk is kind of like trusting the universe an having this romance with god where u say I’m gonna get really fucked up right now and hopefully the stars will protect me and there won’t b a crisis or something that requires me to be sober essentially

#the way this is written is scratching an itch in my brain

pissvortex

Honest to god what is Drake supposed to do at this point besides kill Kendrick or himself

#rare west coast W frankly

bruntalism

#I would do this

imwiremother

tiktokuser sundaygirl99: when he slips his waters bottle with both hands i get the ick

tumblr user unaware of their intense reactionary streak: we are here to talk about toxic femininity and how i can understand why men want to kill women

#HSHAHAJAJ