Amelia

23| she/her| Bisexual Hooligan 🏳️‍🌈 💕

[awesomehoggirl]

bitches b like ‘hes my right hand man’ JUST SAY HES YOUR BEST FRIEND . SAY ITTTTTT

[deusleonis-moved-deactivated202]

op have you considered that maybe right hand man sounds cooler and has more homoerotic subtext?

[awesomehoggirl]

op has reconsidered . youre right

[headspace-hotel]

Finally, an example of productive discourse and growth on the Internet

[10enbris]

The clock app kept fucking up my slideshow, so here you go. I wrote him extra cunty

[passion-of-l0vers]

*dreamy sigh* fruit juice :]

[sleepynomi]

*pulling my gay vampire lover away from my neck* the fuck did you just call my blood

[onewingedangels]

BALDUR'S GATE 3 (2023) dev. Larian Studios

[nellyofthevalley]

your honor I LOVE HIM

[pukicho]

i want to be as healthy and as beautiful as a grazing wild ox.

[sliceocheese]

wild oxen are smelly and gross

[pukicho]

Then smell me, be disgusted by me, I am freely myself. I am me.

[thememedaddy]

[sharp-ies]

🚬

[mirabai0821]

FINALLY SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS THAT THIS ELF WOULD HAVE THE GODDEST KUSH AND BECAUSE HE DOESN'T DRINK WOULD OFFER TO SMOKE EVERYBODY OUT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!!!!

[ayeforscotland]

Still the best gaming fact.

[vixivulpixel]

Noted: misogyny is a skill issue

[lunehowls]

practicing flattery

[remanence-of-love]

[stars-and-clouds]

HE DIDN'T WANT TO LET GO HE DIDN'T WANT TO LET GO HE DIDN'T WANT TO LET GO!!! -screams-

[memewhore]

[counterpunches]

#i don’t think people should be arrested for objectively funny crimes.jpg

[drmajalis]

let him go

[valc0]

Gale the day after Mystra left him

[lynnlovesthestars]

Fuigduokfd8if

[telumendils]

my chaotic neutral tav after learning one (1) thing about vlaakith, shar, mizora, zariel, cazador, mystra, etc:

[astarionslovingwife]

This is Astarion coded and you can’t tell me otherwise

[fangsandfeels]

The more I think of Astarion's love-hate relationship with heroic characters, the more I think of this quote from The Last Unicorn:

And where were you twenty years ago? Ten years ago? Where were you when I was new? When I was one of those innocent young maidens you always come to? How dare you! How dare you come to me now, when I am this!

Now I'm unwell