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[twicejoyhalfpain-deactivated202]

penultimate is such a good word. its like....maybe the second best word

[funkylittlebats]

Iron Lung is great bc it asks the question what if the sacrificial lamb was evil. What if the lamb thought itself evil. What if everyone else thought the lamb evil. What if the lamb wasn't evil what if the lamb is just a lamb, bleeting desperately to escape its undue sacrifice. What if the lamb knew it was a sacrifice from the start. What if the lamb just wanted to live. What if the lamb wanted to live so fucking bad. What if the lamb wanted the flock to live more. What if the lamb accepts its own sacrifice, leans into the glinting knife, in the hopes that the flock survives.

[charl0ttan]

genuinely i just want to see images like this when im online

[scrapmetalrusty]

Kermit is my husband every time I make a pun

[driveintheaterofthemind]

The Outbursts Of Everett True (June26th1919)

Art by AD Condo

[ruslanan]

both now are travellers :3

also SilkSong map is huge

[scrapmetalrusty]

Siblings on a road trip

[prokopetz]

Random headcanon: the reason that Peach and Bowser don’t seem to get a lot of respect in some Super Mario games is because the Mushroom Kingdom is kind of a rural backwater and isn’t terribly important or influential politically, so people tend to regard Bowser as a C-list villain for being so hung up on such an insignificant conquest. Nobody really expects Bowser to be a serious threat – that would be like expecting a guy whose main claim to fame is repeatedly failing to conquer Wyoming to be a serious threat – so they get taken by surprise every single time.

[gragshash]

So what you’re saying is that Bowser is more or less on the same level of villainy as Dr. Doofenshmirtz?

[prokopetz]

Oh, quite the opposite – point him at any target that isn’t the Mushroom Kindgom and he’s this massive outside context problem that rolls over entire armies and cracks planets in half. It’s just the Mushroom Kingdom in particular he can’t seem to figure out, and that bothers him terribly.

[jadagul]

The obvious implication is that, like, Mario is an A-tier hero who happens to live in a C-tier nation.

Like, if Clark Kent hadn’t moved to the big city for a reporting job, he’d still be Superman. And there’s be some villain who tried to knock over a bank in Bumfuck Kansas and wound up having a very bad day.

(And eventually we have Lex Luthor spending a huge amount of time trying and failing to run some penny-ante scheme in rural Kansas and failing, and no one can take him seriously despite the fact that he’s just as competent as he would be in canon.)

[comatosecartesian]

In Oregon there lives a species of snake capable of surviving tetrodotoxin doses strong enough to kill animals thousands of times their size. This is because they evolved alongside a species of poisonous newt which they consume regularly, which produces ludicrous amounts of a poison thousands of times stronger than cyanide. They got to this point by fighting each other in the same bumfuck nowhere habitat for millions of years. The newts got more toxic to fight the snakes. The snakes got better immunity to keep eating newts. Now we’re left with snakes capable of eating some of the most poisonous creatures alive, and newts so deadly that they are inedible to anything other than these snakes.

What I’m trying to say is that Mario and Bowser are the result of two evenly-matched overpowered idiots fighting the same battle for decades. The consequences only become clear when you square them up to literally anything else.

[eschercat]

These are the outlandish and logical takes I want on my dash

[scrapmetalrusty]

Bowser is an invasive species I guess

[saving-my-tiktoks-not-on-youtube]

[alexaloraetheris]

I am in awe just imagining the number of takes this required

[molombo]

Where's the African mythology?

The Kickstarter is live now!

[probablybadrpgideas]

a good idea!

[scrapmetalrusty]

A very good idea

[knightofleo]

[straynoahide-deactivated2026032]

let's exceed mama

[fleshengine]

“I’m so proud of my enormous child”

[scrapmetalrusty]

Burb

[ruinedchildhood]

Tigers with a frozen milk brick on a hot day

[scrapmetalrusty]

Big kitties

[mythicfictionist]

im incredibly conflicted by the phrase ‘the question is not who will let me but who will stop me’ because on one hand its so fucking raw and powerful but on the other hand it’s derived from ayn rand but on yet another hand the first and primary time ive ever seen it was on a picture of a lawnmower flying through the sky which is the perfect level of absurd and nonsensical that would piss ayn rand off

[mythicfictionist]

reblog to piss off ayn rands ghost

[scrapmetalrusty]

Pissing off Ayn Rand’s ghost

[depsidase]

[scrapmetalrusty]

“My cabbages! Oh wait….”

[nepobabyjimkirk]

The backdrops in TOS are certainly a choice however I do appreciate how often they have characters stand in front of a bi flag gradient

[nepobabyjimkirk]

Kirk asking if there are men on the planet while essentially standing in front of a bi pride flag is so iconique

[tmirek-nedara]

i think about this every day

[trekheritageposts]

star trek heritage post (July 26th, 2020)

[daftpatience]

drinking water when I have a headache should give instant relief. it should go away. what's even the point of drinking water if it can't do that

[dungeonmastersdiary]

[scrapmetalrusty]

Enemies that do fire damage are spicy

[despazito]

i can't stand these new fountain machines they dispense watered down piss

[scrapmetalrusty]

Coca-cloaca

[iwilleatyourenglish]

[scrapmetalrusty]

What are thoooooose?!