idk whats going on anymore

kelsie | 27

[ticklefighthockey]

anyway today I am thinking about ilya [guy who ghosted his hookup for six months after telling him they were nothing] absolutely BOOKING IT to that bathroom after shane. bursting in there all out of breath and then realizing that might make him look like he gaf so he has to do a totally casual and indifferent lean against uh… the paper towel dispenser. to imply that he just wandered in here by chance and is feeling very cool calm and collected. soooo lol. come here often

[konoko]

[martynday]

Week 2 of @shanesummerfest! Prompt:

Off-season break means Shane getting fitted up by brands a lot. And her wife loudly reminding the world that she's a 10 in everything.

Also random addition, absolutely no one my wifes more than Lilya. Especially when she gets to correct people who stop at teammates and linemates. "...and wives. We are also wives. Shane is my wife. Thank you."

[throwbackblr]

[samehere-onlyone]

[knownqueerbaiter]

ilya displaying anya’s obedience school certificate in the trophy room and when someone asks shane about it he goes “well someone in this family had to get their degree”

[bucky-bucky-bucky-bucky]

[piwonplaylist]

and we all say “thank you hbo”

[okthatsgreat]

anybody out there hiring gay losers. ideally a 100k/year salary and i work for one hour every day when i feel like it. thanks

[bipolar4autistic]

XOXO 💋💄

[hollanovverse]

[persianmom-deactivated20260602]

deeply sensitive + twisted woman looking 4 something gentle + erotic that can withstand the test of time. inquire within

[darkmacademia]

goodreads should have a second ‘currently reading’ shelf that’s called ‘I’ve technically started it but I haven’t touched it since last year but I can’t put it on want-to-read bc I’ve already read five chapters’ 

[howldean]

“june is over so now it’s gay wrath month” blah blah reminder that july is disability pride month and is often ignored and disregarded!! funnel that wrath into advocating for your disabled peers and amplifying their voices

[fawnpalmer]

quarterly reminder that if i reblog something ai-generated it is 110% and always an accident and for the love of god please tell me so i can delete it from my blog

[apollosunn-moved-deactivated202]

anyone else relate

[midnightclover]

[snoopylovessoup]