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goofy. deeply unserious.

[jame7t]

if I got carried away by the harpies I would accept my fate because I respect women

[neenarchive]

'not dishwasher safe' don't care i'm crazy. i'd put the holy grail in that thing

[sharkthinker]

those who get it get it!!!

[crusaderfortruthiness]

I love you @roycohn

[evilknightoathbreaker]

EVIL KNIGHT WRAPPED 2024

You were:

FORSAKEN 20 times!

COMPELLED BY DARK FORCES 8 times!

DIVORCED 1 time!

FELLED ONLY TO RISE ONCE MORE 112 times!

[deklo]

realest thing i’ve ever read

[sunsbleeding]

[vaspider]

So… I got a notification from the State Department at like 8 PM Pacific that my passport was approved, and I was quietly thankful and stunned bc my legal gender in Oregon is listed as X, or undeclared, and that's what's on my passport. I'm pretty sure someone(s) worked late to get the X passports done today.

I was already really grateful to whoever in the Seattle Passport Office worked late to get these things processed on the last Friday before That Man gets back into office... and then I got a notification that my passport shipped at fucking midnight Pacific and whoever got that shit out the door so it couldn't be picked up on Monday and like, denied and shredded?

They're my fucking hero.

[vaspider]

So... I heard from a friend of 20+ years who works for the State Department who confirmed to me in so many words that they can assure me, without specifics, that "all of the suppositions you have made here are true."

So... yep. Passport folx at the State Department really did work incredibly long hours this week just... shoveling every passport out the door (and prioritizing the ones that might be A Problem come Monday) and yes, they did On Purpose make sure that all of them weren't just DONE but MAILED and out the door and in the hands of the USPS so that they can't be told to pull those passports back and deny/destroy them.

This also means they got the OK for the mountains of overtime from the Biden administration to get that done.

This is what I mean when I say that the Good Work is often not glamorous and that we have to prioritize things which actively and immediately better the lives of our siblings. The State Department worker who was still in the office last night at midnight Pacific time stuffing my passport into an Express Mail envelope and making sure that it was in the hands of USPS has done more liberatory work for the trans movement than 100 people endlessly auditing the language others use to describe their lives ever will.

These next years are gonna be real hard. Find something tangible to do for yourself and others, however small, and do it as hard as you can.

[cryptotheism]

What tarot card would you say has their shit the most together?

Fuck with me you wish you had my cups

[natalieironside]

Living thru the AI boom feels the way I imagine it must've felt to live through spiritualism times. Work is slowing down because the boss wants us to hold another fucking seance.

[natalieironside]

"Well, I don't know if it actually happened that way. What's your source? The spectres? Alright."

[cryptotheism]

Boss wants us to dedicate ANOTHER team to a uh, "electronical device to draw the subtle vapors and rays from the human cranium" Yeah, so we can talk to the spirits better.

[sioltach]

[sovietnam]

[lemondoddle]

[I.D. a meme based on the "you wouldn't download a car" ad changing the words to "you wouldn't nosfer a tu". end ID.]

[memory-is-treachery]

u heard him ladies

[dreamvisiongirlfriend]

so many mornings I need Dionysus to do this for me

[vampiregf-deactivated20260316]

ever since i was a little girl i wanted to experience being taken away by my fated vampire lover

[cherriielle]

is this really all there is? 🌿⚔

[valtsv]

me as a 14th century knight: this sucks i'm gonna fms (translator's note: fall on my sword)

[prometheus-let-the-fire-rain]

Alternatively: fuck my squire

[valtsv]

[remembers falling on my sword jokes negatively impact my knight's oath] ...fuck my squire

[panoptic0ns]

when a joke takes a while to hit call that a jestational period

[hollowboobtheory]

why do people think victorian orphans were like. the peak of sheltered pure innocence

[hollowboobtheory]

"imagine feeding mountain dew to a victorian orphan" they'd probably appreciate the pick-me-up before their shift as junior osha violator at the accident factory

[hollowboobtheory]

"imagine showing a victorian orphan vtubers" they'd say "this is boring i wanna watch public executions"