Spacecadet

Roleplay 31f

[bob-belcher]

[durbikins]

[pending-trans-action-2]

[obligatorygutz]

SON 😭

[rhymo-s]

Absolute timmers...big fan of the spiky hair and sunglasses 🥺

Nom nom

[ashoss]

batman and the signal #3/ batman urban legends #19

HER SHEER LOOK OF ADORATION !!!!!! THATS HER BABY IDCCCCCCC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[nyukaart]

[piedpip3rrr]

Quit ur job join our child army

[peachylipskiss-deactivated20150]

how to look like u werent just crying in the bathroom

[allrivenkithandkin]

hold a cold rag/tissue to your eyes and anywhere else that tends to get red or blotchy for two minutes

regulate your breathing so your blood flow evens out

fix your makeup and make sure you’re not sweaty

go back out and live a lie

[fanboyingoverdemigods]

reblog to save a life

[fried-demon-potato]

Pat dry your face - DONT rub. It will agitate the skin and make it red again.

Fan your face too, feels good as well as reducing redness.

AND IF SOMEONE STILL NOTICES AND ASKS ABOUT IT. EXCUSES:

“I sneezed and my eyes watered” “I yawned and my eyes watered” “Stubbed my toe” “Hit my elbow” “Hit *previously injured body part* on something.”

Trust me, as someone who has learned to shift from anxious wreck to “Everything’s Great! :) ™” in 0.2 seconds when I need to, These work. They really work.

[smooth-bandit-deactivated201910]

For those who need it.

[biasinboy-deactivated20220427]

Blame it on weed or something in your eye

[alberteatsglass]

calm down there micheal 

[s-darling-art]

Go my robins

[screechingheartnightmare]

Breaking news Trump is caught swimming.

[what-am-i-doing-in-this-fandom]

hey, I was just at "things got better" island and everyone there is talking about how excited they are to meet you

[3itchcraft]

[spicy-apple-pie]

His bat instincts took over

Commission Info / Kofi (members get comics a week early)

[briannyssey]

everything surrounding the id laws that just passed in Kansas is fucking horrible

[briannyssey]

[terramythos]

Hey Bri I hope you don't mind me sharing this on your post but in case anyone reading this is in Kansas or knows trans people in Kansas, Colorado is nearby and considered one of the safest states for trans & queer people. I know relocating is logistically expensive and challenging for many reasons, especially for people in a vulnerable situation, but if it is an option anyone is considering, there is a nonprofit here that may be able to help.

Steps These steps are intended to be a linear process to get you out of there and resettled here. But we get it, you’re a big kid and can do

[alltoowsll]

GOD BLESS AMERICA. AND HE NAMED EVERY SINGLE AMERICAN COUNTRY

[basixlena]

Fire vs ICE

[arguablysomaya]

batman comic arcs are so mindlessly dark all the time. “the killing joke” “death in the family” “batman’s grave” how about “batman has a nice fucking day for once” huh? “batman chills the fuck out and spends some time with his kids” “batman and the relaxing picnic” “batman has a really good cup of tea and its not poisoned or drugged because he’s been stressed lately” huh???? what about that, assholes.

[tamamita]

Yeah like, could you imagine a Batman who laughs?

[countesschewi]

[tehamelie]

[batmanrogues-deactivated2020021]

dc fandom has been redeemed by 99% of the fandom siding with riddler over joker

[acapelladitty]

to be fair its kinda like being asked to choose between a delicious slice of cake and a kick in the crotch with ice skates

[wombatking]

I bet even Batman likes Riddler. He gets the call that Riddler’s broken out of Arkham and is terrorizing the city, and he’s like “Oh, good. I get to give my mind a workout and keep Eddie from doing anything too stupid. I’ll bring the kids. They could use some critical thinking training.”

[janothar]

Ahh, the riddler. Just remember, in the Arkham games, he’s just “hey batman, I hid question marks. Can you find them?” And then just wandered off. No murder no mayhem. Just puzzles.

[yeehawcowbi]

Joker: “hahhahhhehehehhhhhrhrghhghh I’m gonna do murder and make people die I’m a clown and I made Harley Quinn’s life hell hhehhhgheghegghghhhh”

The riddler: “hey Batman they just let me out on good behavior and I’ve been bored as all hell so come solve my riddles I got some spicy new ones I think you’ll like”