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flirtytwink

I just wanna do cute things with you like crush the patriarchy, fight for gender equality and help to destroy racism

zaritarazi

#hello friends #hello loved ones #have you been watching the best show on TV

lizzie-mcguire

Hernando, it’s me… please call me back, I lost a flip flop.

searsraes-deactivated20160219

#i feel personally attacked by this

idolisme

#one time hernando’s phone died when lito went grocery shopping and lito ended up staring hopelessly at a selection of frozen peas #for like an hour #another time lito crashed his car into a telephone pole resulting in a really bad concussion and called hernando before an ambulance #in fact lito never called the ambulance #hernando called the ambulance while lito stayed on the other line repeating hernando’s name until hernando checked back in with him #then the hospital asked for two emergency contacts and lito put hernando down twice #and flipped through the rest of the blank intake forms before handing them to hernando

planetearthe

i deal with my personal problems the same way i study for tests

i don’t

hayleu-deactivated20140714

*video doesn’t load within 2 seconds* well i guess i’ll never know

sugarburger

I feel like everyone has two kinds of friends

the friends you always babytalk and compliment constantly and hug and adore and would never say a rude word to

the friends you greet like HEY FUCKTRUCK ANSWER YOUR GODDAMNED IMs OR I’M GONNA COME PISS IN YOUR KEYBOARD

me recommending things to people

Me: OMG YOU HAVE TO READ/WATCH/PLAY THE THING. IT'S SO GOOD. LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY FAVORITE CHARACTER AND WHY THEY ARE THE GREATEST. LET ME BLATHER ON AND ON ABOUT THE MINUTIAE OF HOW THEY HANDLED THIS ONE PERFECTLY PERFECT MOMENT. LET ME SCREAM A LOT ABOUT HOW I CAN'T EVEN TELL YOU THE BEST THING BECAUSE SPOILERS.

Friend: ok i'm doing the thing

Me: OH WAIT I MEAN it may not even be THAT good oh no what if i've talked it up too much now it can only disappoint you ACTUALLY IT'S TERRIBLE STOP