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i am the very model of a modern gay millennial i have a tumblr blog and a prescription for estradiol i've problems economic, psychological, and medical and sympathies political which border on heretical
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I got the Top 4.47% on this English Vocabulary test
Iâm in the last 47.33%Â
I shouldnât have taken that test
Am I fucking stupid LMAO
Finally, a quiz Iâm good at!
*puts degree back in drawer for the year*
Been a long time out of the writing game, glad to see I can still connect the dots through the rust
Subtle Pride Flag Masterpost
All my subtle pride flags so far compiled into one post.
Lesbian
Gay
Bisexual
Pansexual
Transgender
Non-Binary
Genderfluid
Demisexual
Aromantic
Asexual
AroAce
Progress
Remastered, better quality versions now available.
Pay heed to Klaudia AmenĂĄbar's words! Don't let the executives weaponize fandoms. WGA Strong.
My guys it is starting to work, I've seen some people I know complaining about the writer's strike and turning against them because their favorite shows and/or movie got put on hold. Please do not be fooled like this, this is exactly what the corporations want. It can wait, I promise you will find other things to focus, but writers need this.
Reword every headline they put out. âDue to not wanting to give writers money, Marvel has shut down pre-production onâŚâ You can end this strike any time you want to, pal.
"Marvel too cheap to pay writers, production shuts down"
"Disney too greedy to pay residuals, deletes shows/movies"
"Studios cut corners on safety, production values, writing, acting, etc. in order to make more money; won't share with anyone below CEO level"
This.
100% this.
Feast
Its power is in the slowness. The steady creep every day so slight as to be imperceptible. It does not swallow you whole, instead It opts to consume a speck at a time. It perches softly on your shoulders while weightless and it feasts with delight.
Perhaps the sun begins to grow too bright and the wind feels too sharp. Perhaps your food becomes bland or your passions dull. You wonât notice regardless of how it starts because It whispers in your ear âthatâs just lifeâ or even âyouâve grown upâ.Â
You wonât feel when your shoulders begin to hunch under the growing heft. You wonât question when your body becomes sluggish and stiff. You wonât think twice as your favorite things feel false in your hands.
Its poison is lethargic and your soul will happily allow it to subsume you. Youâll smile until you canât, youâll laugh until the sound becomes foreign, youâll cheer until it seems a farce.
Color will drain from the world while your life becomes routine. Excitement becomes a burden and society a chore. Youâll collapse within yourself until all you know is the toxin deep inside and the murmur filling your head.Â
It has ballooned on your suffering. It has gorged on your life, your fun, your self, and your memory yet still you will not know. You will not notice when the path you walk is no longer built by you. You will not know when a stranger supplants you because you, the self you were and believe yourself to be still, are entombed in the abysmal abdomen of It
You may never notice but I hope you do. It is not unstoppable. It wields power beyond reason but with support It can be stopped. It can starve and wither. I hope you wake, dear friend, and find support in whatever form that takes for you. Rout the monster and rise again.
Please take me with you
A selfish ask I know
To make myself a burden
That you carry when you go
I know your path is scary
A dark and troubled road
But Iâd rather travel with you
Where it feels like time has slowed
You certainly donât need me
With your beauty, wit, and power
But Iâd do my best to ease
The fears that make you cower
The trail will still be rocky
Our boat will shake and sway
Yet my arms enclosed like iron
Will keep the cold away
See not all the bluster
Heed not that quiver in my voice
Ignore this smiling coward
Afraid to make the choice
A parasite of titans
Among who you stand tall
Leeching from the brave
Too afraid to fall
Finally the ink has dried
The good, the bad, the true
This husk of good intentions
Confused and scared and blue
Knowing that its selfish
Would ask it all anew
When you leave for better meadows
Would you please take me with you?
Read this Twitter thread... (partly because Microsoft doesn't want you to.)
Every time I see a post about updog Iâm torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help the poster complete their joke.
okay but whatâs updog ?
Updog is a long sausage in a bun often served with ketchup, mustard, onion e, and/or relish.
No, thatâs a hotdog. An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released
Youâre thinking of update. Updog is when you end a sentence with a rising intonation.
No, thatâs uptalk. Youâre thinking of the fourth-largest city in Sweden.
surely thatâs Uppsala, whereas Updog is the giant spider in Harry Potter.
Thatâs Aragog. Updog is a symbol conventionally used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs
Youâre thinking of epsilon. Updog is an upward-moving air current.
no thatâs an updraft
updog isnât a noun at all, itâs a verb; it basically means to chew someone out, or harshly lecture them
No, thatâs upbraid. An updog is a small dog that likes cuddling on peopleâs laps.
No thatâs a puppydog. An updog is when the Mets win.
No thatâs an upset. An updog is the modern version of a henway.
Whatâs a henway?
Oh, about 5 pounds.
⌠I am reblogging this because I am in awe of the ability to morph through THREE JOKES and end at a good punchline.
These are perfect.
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Literally nothing will ever be as satisfying as the 4 minute long fight sequence in Kingsman: The Secret Service, in which Colin Firth mercilessly wastes an entire Westboro Basptist Church like congregation as the guitar solo from Lynard Skynardâs 1973 anthem Freebird plays in the background.
This was the best career move Colin Firth ever made
Also had the best line/delivery of any movie ever
One of my fav movies
Valkyrie by Maweezy
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yâall know that john mulaney quote âthe things crazy people say mean nothing to them but everything to me?â
every time i hear that quote, i think about how i got this light-up pen
i got this pen four years ago when i was working as a barista at starbucks. I was on the registers and taking the order of this woman, who ordered a nonfat latte, because she was âwatching her weightâ
so this guy behind her, whom no one was talking to, for some fucking reason says âwathing your weight? but what about the wait for your watch?â (which is a completely unhinged response. like just complete Mad Hatter nonsense)
anyway this lady gets really uncomfortable and of the five people (me, him, her, the other checker, and the customer at the other register) who were now sucked into the uncomfortable silence, i decided that i should alleviate the tension by saying âyou canât wait for a watch; you donât have the timeâ
and then he said âoh, quick girl!â, gave me that pen, got out of line, and left without ordering anythingÂ
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this meme I hate it
Iâm mostly mad that I had to sing EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THESE in my head
Hello mostly mad that i had to sing every single one of these in my head, Iâm Dad!
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Fact: Bisexual people in different gender relationships are basically straight, and bisexual people in same gender relationships are basically gay. Baking powder is basically flour so you can more or less use them as substitutes for each other. Tigers are basically large house cats and make suitable pets. Money is basically paper so you can get away with paying for goods and services using the A4 sheets youâd find in a printer. Pillows are basically just feathers so as a substitute if no pillow is available just rest your head on a live duck.
You, Too, Can Bother An Entire Duck
Unfortunately, roast pillow is not a popular menu item.
But this is delightfully well written!
No ducks were harmed in the making of this post
Fact: Bisexual people in different gender relationships are basically straight, and bisexual people in same gender relationships are basically gay. Baking powder is basically flour so you can more or less use them as substitutes for each other. Tigers are basically large house cats and make suitable pets. Money is basically paper so you can get away with paying for goods and services using the A4 sheets youâd find in a printer. Pillows are basically just feathers so as a substitute if no pillow is available just rest your head on a live duck.
You, Too, Can Bother An Entire Duck
Unfortunately, roast pillow is not a popular menu item.
But this is delightfully well written!