scripturiented

personal blog. big fan of hp (i ship soulseeker mostly), orv, and tcf. i write on ao3 & sometimes draw ❀˖°

[catboymuqing-moving]

sims 4 patch notes will be like “fixed an issue where harvesting carrots caused toddlers to explode” then you load the game and all your sims are bald

[festivalofthe12]

those Xianxia writers got it so right with qi deviations. Having too many emotions at once should Kill you

[dutchster]

one of my favorite hobbies is not being a parent

[wajb]

ragebaiting lemonade stand owner with one simple order

[maidthings]

i really like how the milkman exists as an entirely fossilized character who now serves no purpose other than to fuck people's wives for the punchline

[professional-egg-layer]

woah dude….. your hurt sound is vaguely sexual….. im trying to kill you but im. im getting a bit flustered

[professional-egg-layer]

who is leon dbd

[professional-egg-layer]

ok i looked up leon dead by daylight and omfg why does he… wh…. why does he sound like that

[professional-egg-layer]

this literally is not an exaggeration

https://youtu.be/mGUJlJGimJY

[thewanderingword]

The comments on the YT video are also hilarious

[4822poundsofham]

More comments that made me laugh:

It’s also worth noting that Leon’s VA for dbd Riley McShane knew exactly what he was doing.

[letsstartafamilywellinvitewelove]

[catboybiologist]

Just adding to the yt comments train

[bumblebeerror]

This is for a horror game, by the way.

[infinitetrashbag]

Some more comments I thought deserved to be shared

[sandpapersnowman]

additional comments that murdered me personally

[ciqqy]

I will lock in tomorrow like nobody has ever locked in before

[ciqqy]

[knifefightscene]

[scripturienting]

Men had only one thing going for them in slice of life media, and that was their garage bands. Now all they know is shooting things, eat hot chip and lie

[theoburrsvirginitybalcony]

First rule of reincarnation is to have insane sex with the guy who killed you last time

[scripturienting]

Kishiar la Orr

[jam-lock]

do you ever look at someone's art of your favourite pairing and just think,, no... please put the pen down. can you stop doing that... you need to stop drawing them like that... please I need you to

[aroaceenjolras]

Asexuality and aromanticism being defined as "little to no sexual/romantic attraction" is crazy to me. Imagine if they redefined being a gay man as "little to no attraction to women" and you had to, like, figure out for yourself that liking men was a part of it.

Personally, I define my aroaceness not as a lack of romantic or sexual attraction, but as an orientation towards relationships that are neither romantic nor sexual. Redefining my orientation this way has helped me find a lot of peace I didn't have before.

[scripturienting]

An underrated pain of being aroace is also being incapable of shipping couples that have little other than physical attraction tying them together.

Coincidentally those types of couples also seem to be making up 70% of all romance stories in traditional publishing

[scripturienting]

Think the worst thing ever is when you’ve lived with depression for so long and you negotiate with yourself to break the monotony and try something new (objectively necessary for recovery) only for you to make a mistake or for something cartoonishly unlucky to happen to you while doing so. Like the other day I was like hm, isn’t driving somewhere aimlessly in exploration a classic young adult thing to do when you get a license? It would surely help if I proactively sought after experiences I’d otherwise regret missing out on in the future. So I went and did that.

Every light turned red as soon as I approached it, the humidity was unusually high so my mirrors and windshield fogged up, I went to a lookout and the parking was full, somebody honked at me for doing the speed limit, and my frustratingly low bumper got scratched as hell tryna go down a normal road crest even at half the speed recommendation. I got back home and my tank was half full so I would also need to fill it up the next day. Fuel is $2.70/litre now because of the orange man so I’ll need to spend $50 I don’t have.

Then you’re like, I’m stressed as fuck and cleaning/tidying helps me cope with that usually. So you start cleaning. The mop head needs replacing, you ran out of bleach, you need to add surface spray concentrate to the shopping list, your micro fibre cloths for glass and mirrors are pilling and leaving streaks, and you got distracted decluttering a drawer, so it’s nighttime now with only half the house finished.

The world is literally penalising you for trying to live life and ngl at this point the cheapest and safest thing to do seems to be video calling friends, reading fanfiction and going to sleep.

[frontmansdefender]

I wish every ad that takes you to app store or any site as soon as your finger accidentally touches it a very. bankrupt and die

[gayvampyr]

i think tumblr ads automatically opening a tab on your phone if you touch them while scrolling should be considered a form of malware

[scripturienting]

I keep seeing these asks submitted to tomarry shippers saying that canonically the horcrux in Harry is only used as a tool for war rather than connection, or that Voldemort has no capacity to love the way most people understand it in a romantic or familial or platonic sense, and other such things to argue that the ship doesn’t make sense.

You’re trying to make this a “gotcha!” moment but we’re all legitimately hearing you out bro. I’ve never seen a tomarry shipper deny canon facts, and most love the opportunity to reinterpret Harry and Voldemort’s dynamic from different angles.

It’s just always a weird thing to say bc like. You see us playing pretend with our dolls over here for fun and you invite yourself over just to complain that the imaginary play is not realistic. We already know, but what are you even doing here? 😭 Are you lost or something