my hole

this is @rikavolt!

[scromp]

*sending brainwaves to you to make you think about my ocs*

[peri]

digital selfharm is real. do NOT check up on that ex-partner/ex-friend. do NOT reread those old messages/conversations that you know will hurt your feelings all over again or that will otherwise make you feel like shit. do NOT block evade to see if you’re being talked about. inhale. exhale. let it pass and you’ll be better for it.

[memewhore]

[cocainesocialist]

lilith here making the iron clad case for free public transport

[lakevida]

completely adore these tags

[mysterypuppys]

U literally cannot save your mother like it cant be done

[segamascott]

[messsssmer]

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

[fireknightqueelign]

thy mother

[messsssmer]

Art thou for fucking real

[fullmetalwindbreaker]

canadian guy who’s only played bioshock, metro 2033, fallout 4, doom 2016, nier automata, dishonored, machinegames wolfenstein, dark souls, and prey 2017 upon seeing any other video game for the first time:

[egirlbutternubs]

Actually if you look at his username you’ll see he’s played at least one other game

[comment-tube]

[bish0ps]

Remember when you could look things up online. Do you remember how we used to search

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

always some new bullshit in the ocean

[local-demon-in-your-area]

Why is it always orcas or dolphins

Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

worry not ☝️ they're doing coke

[pomegranateteeth]

The e in email stands for evil mail

[fairycosmos]

you have GOT to get over god abandoning you when you were 2 like its not even uncommon

[sergeifyodorov]

I don't read as much fic as I used to but one "tell" for non Canadians writing us, besides the etransfer, is the units you use to describe us measuring something. I hate to tell you this but The Chart is real and it's completely subconscious. Please abide

[demotu-writes]

ETA the chart (or at least a version of it):

ETA2: we do use inches/miles in poetic ways ("he was lost in thought/miles away" or "his lips were a bare inch away").

Also, the length of a dick is in inches for SURE.

[moonrat95]

𖣠𖡎❦ : THE EYE, THE MIND, THE HEART

[photocard designs i made last year; uncropped under the cut]

[treecitysessions]

Text I got from my guy friend who’s currently dating a man for the first time when I asked him how it’s going

[treecitysessions]

I heavily fw bro