Shitposting Mofo

poor and tired.

[coolfrogdude]

original thread by @pukicho and several other users

[powerfulwizard]

Ash’s mom has Mr Mime sliding his hand very high up her thigh but still makes him eat on the floor

[spoilerfiend]

tumblr pls stop making posts about mr mime fucking ashs mom

[powerfulwizard]

I’m sorry reality offends you

[galehawthorne]

i jUST WANT TO BE LIKED

[galehawthorne]

I SPELLED BEVERAGE WRONG

[galehawthorne]

five years and 700,000 notes later and ya boy is 21 and enjoying a nice legal beveridge 

[shencomix]

[peachy-bunster]

Visit Original Link

[theweirdwideweb]

[danfuckedoffbutreturns]

I am still amazed that this is just something we do like it’s genetically coded

[lanqu-e-deactivated20200420]

i dONT WANT TO BE RUDE AND MAKE THE DRIVERS WAIT

[lolfactory]

[outta-thiswrld]

Me trying to eat healthy things

[nbmudkip]

me and the mystery dungeon crew putting on our clown makeup in preparation for the direct:

[nbmudkip]

HOLY SHIT

[verysarcasticandhungry-deactiva]

WAIT WHAT

[carnival-phantasm]

I mean, it will suck when Disney eventually buys the Fate franchise but I hope it at least helps Kingdom Hearts get more stupid than it already is

[carnival-phantasm]

The first boss of Kingdom Hearts 4 is just Jalter being controlled by Remy Ratatouille (Alter) 

[nugundam]

jalter upon first meeting ratatouille 

[gunsandfireandshit]

[paper-mario-wiki]

why do you follow trump on twitter

because he’s unfortunately the leader of one of the most powerful nations on earth and I would like to be informed about his decisions

[paper-mario-wiki]

your attempts at a “gotcha” moment are not subtle, and your weird gatekeeping of global affairs is baffling.

im 21 and i think the very least of what i should keep up with in terms of politics is what the president of my home country is doing, as heinous as it might be.

if you want to dislike me you can just dislike me, kid, you dont have to rationalize me in your head to be “someone that is morally okay to be disliked”.

[paper-mario-wiki]

i’ll relent that it’s a fair question because while i do live in japan, as i have for over a year and a half, im still technically a citizen of the united states.

[paper-mario-wiki]

[cungadero]

TRIPLE SIX FIVE FORKED TONGUE SUBATOMIC PENETRATION RAPID FIRE THROUGH YOUR SKULL HOW I SHOT IT ON ONE TAKING IT BACK TO THE DAYS OF TRYING TO LOSE CONTROL SWERVING IN A BLAZE OF FIRE RAGING THROUGH MY BONES OH SHIT I’M FEELIN IT TAKYOOON HELL YEAH FUCK YEAH I FEEL LIKE KILLIN IT TAKYOOON

[cungadero]

[teathattast]

[milqi]

That cat is going to murder the man in the dark of night.

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

alas, he will be unable to murder the man because the accordion noises that now accompany his every move make stealth impossible

[dykeofhearts]

[funkyness]

[not-a-space-alien]

My favorite part of the plague doctor outfit is the walking stick because it was mostly used to examine patients without touching them but apparently it was also used to keep people a respectable distance from the doctor.

Someone sick with bubonic plague: doctor please I'm--

Some goth harbinger of death crow-looking dude: get the fuck away from me *slaps him with a stick*

[not-a-space-alien]

Apparently plague doctors would also sometimes offer it to patients to use for self-flagellation in the hopes that God would forgive them and take away their plague

Someone sick with bubonic plague: doctor....please ....

Goth harbinger of death crow-looking dude: *holding out walking stick* I prescribe you 50cc's of go beat the shit out of yourself

[fiollaigean]

Sick peasant: please, there has to be something you can do to help me-

Plague doctor: VIBE CHECK

[weloveshortvideos]

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

Oh my fucking GOD

[likeamillionsuns]

this is the best thing I have ever seen with my own two eyes.

[jumpingjacktrash]

oh my gosh he’s gently play-biting them like they’re his own babies

[cozymochi]

@since-the-900s

[thespectacularspider-girl]

This lion’s name is Bonedigger and he was born with a crippling bone disease, so the keepers introduced three dachshunds to give him companionship; Abby, Bullet and Milo.

They’re his pride now!

[valkyrie-wrath-deactivated20190]

This is the only fucking thing I care about, do you hear me.

[the-memedaddy]

meirl