boats n hoes

i love lipgloss

[kristenwiiggle]

them: what’d you do this summer?

me:

[trevenanl-deactivated20200913]

I’m genuinely curious, has anybody ever played through Majora’s Mask and not been stressed out like… the whole time

[blackwingguru]

what part of majora’s mask is stressful? it’s the most beautiful game in the franchise, it fixes or betters every flaw ocarina had, and the story is fun and engaging, where’s the stress?

[trevenanl-deactivated20200913]

[peachisty]

hard pill to swallow: there are some things that are not meant for you. you will meet people that are not willing to stay. there will be times that you will fail. but don’t be discouraged because alongside, you are meant to be something, you will meet people that will stay, and most importantly, you will get better.

[pastabot]

[thestateonmtv]

this is still the funniest fucking thing i remember being 7 and almost throwing up watching this and now im 20 puking onto my rug 

[yame-sama]

This is super important

[weareallfatbats-deactivated2018]

I told you people newer anime just doesn’t hold up to the classics

[assindeto-deactivated20140621]

take me to art museums and make out with me

[cornputer]

But they said to not touch the masterpieces

[etherialism]

Well somebody’s gotta pin the artwork to the wall

[loremerchant]

This is Johnson, those idiots are fucking in the east wing again.

[shacklesburst]

you, a doctor: *handing me my new born baby* I’m sorry but your wife didn’t make it

me, an intellectual: *handing baby back to him* bring me the one my wife made

[c3po]

nearly the end of april.. you know what that means 

[dissonance-is-bliss]

These memes are getting way to intense

[ayungbiochemist]

Now THIS is a multilayer meme

[meme-theft]

I will never hate this video

[yame-sama]

This is super important

[weareallfatbats-deactivated2018]

I told you people newer anime just doesn’t hold up to the classics

[narwhalsarefalling]

fun fact

im weirdly knowlagable in the history of soda i dont even drink soda why do i know so much about it

[narwhalsarefalling]

coke and pepsi taste different because coke was invent before refrigeration so it was designed to be drunk warm, while pepsi was designed after refrigeration was invented so it was designed to be drunk cold. as a result the tastes are different but if you drink pepsi cold and coke warm theyll taste the same.

[yoon-ity]

Why the fuck do you know this

[narwhalsarefalling]

i honestly have no idea

coke’s recipe was originally green but the designers made it brown so it looked more like tea

[squirrelstone]

Had they never seen green tea?

[narwhalsarefalling]

i dont even know if green tea was invented in 1886 but they wanted to make the public more open to eating the fizzy drink

[gostaks]

Green tea was invented in the 13th century and made up 22% of the tea thrown off the ship in the Boston Tea Party 

[narwhalsarefalling]

alan i know about soda not green tea

[weatherreporter]

[cremia-deactivated20210626]

i like coffee like i like my women

big ass titties

[parttimeperfectionist]

In the next 3 weeks, Canada will make a decision that could save the bees for good

We won't see another opportunity like this again. Let's seize it.

um guys?

canada is currently considering banning imidacloprid, which is apparently “one of the most widely used bee-killing pesticides in the world”. this seems pretty huge, so if you’ve got two seconds, add your name to the list! as of posting this link, they need just over 8,000 more signatures by february 21!

[nezzuko]

@allthecanadianpolitics

[radfemsideblog]

I DON’T CARE IF YOU’RE AMERICAN PLEASE REBLOG THIS SO THAT OTHER CANADIAN USERS CAN SEE IT

[luvbey]

i wish dogs lived longer and life wasnt so expensive and leftover fries still tasted good heated up

[teenagedream]

how to make tea

[realmymelody]

i just wanna have soft glowy skin, long eyelashes, pink lips, rosy cheeks, lots of cash and no responsibilities