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I've been here way too long

[buffdaddyphoenix]

Ohhhhh to be the protagonist of a shoujo anime where the black haired character and the silver haired character are both in love with you

[memesandlaughs]

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[rizaoftheowls]

me: alright, i’ve got a few hours to myself. should i read, write, draw, play some video games…

executive dysfunction: you’re going to scroll through tumblr until you have to go to sleep

executive dysfunction: you’re not even going to like it.

[hyperactivehedgehog]

Once I finally have an actual flat and job, I'm gonna start a thing where I invite all my friends over for dinner. And there's gonna be a dress code but it's just "that one outfit you never have any chance to wear". Flapper dress? Awesome. Medival gown that you got at a renesaince fair but don't actually know what to do with? Yes! Prom dress? Of course! Cosplay you made for that one convention? Definitely. Pikachu onsie? What would be more fitting?

[hyperactivehedgehog]

Why did this post suddenly blow up? Several hundred people reblogged this over the last two days. Are we all just really feeling the isolation or?

[janeymac-ie]

Dreaming of having a party is a big coronavirus mood I guess

[allthecanadianpolitics]

One thing I find frustrating about Covid 19 is how many people believe that social distancing is 1) short term and 2) perfectly fine to subvert whenever it feels inconvenient. This is going to last for months and possibly a year or more. And social distancing doesn't mean "oh you hang out at friend's houses instead of restaurants" or "you can still visit your SO at their house". It means you don't leave your home, period, for anything except necessity. Goodbye to in-person meetups. PERIOD

Though social distancing doesn’t mean you can’t leave the house, anon. It means if there are other people you have to keep 2 metres apart. Go for a walk, just don’t hang out with your friends or go to a busy mall or social place with others close by.

[rowark]

This is the problem with how everyone’s been using “social distancing”, “self-isolation” and “quarantine” interchangeably, is that no one seems to really understand what they mean or who is supposed to be doing what.

Healthy people who are reasonably sure they have not been exposed to the virus should be social distancing. They can leave their house, but should limit trips out to essentials, avoid busy places, keep their distance, etc.

People showing symptoms but who have not been diagnosed, or people who have left the country or have been exposed to someone who has left the country, shown symptoms or who has been diagnosed, or anyone in a high risk group (the elderly, immunocompromised, etc), should self-isolate for 14 days (or longer, depending on the reason for self-isolation.) If you think you have been exposed to it and don’t develop symptoms after 14 days, you can probably return to social distancing.

People who have tested positive are put under quarantine. These people are not choosing to self-isolate; it’s not optional. Even people who have not tested positive but likely have it can be placed under quarantine. At least one person in Quebec has already been charged for leaving her home after being placed in quarantine.

Of course, anyone in the group recommended to social distance can choose to self-isolate, but the government isn’t requiring everyone to remain inside their homes 24/7. But the bare minimum is social distancing and if people don’t stop ignoring that, then we’re going to have big problems. There’s a beach 15 minutes from me and according to Facebook, it was busy today. Like, it’s not even beach weather… gathering in large groups, even outdoors, is not okay right now.

[bigfatscience]

FYI for my Canadian followers (rules may be different in other countries right now).

[soundgoodizer]

do you ever think about how weird of a name “squidward tentacles” is like imagine if your name was humanward arms

[listen2futurefunk-deactivated20]

whoa if u type ur password on tumblr it will block it out 

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[woodmeat]

creampieguy99

[woodmeat]

so yall were gonna let me play myself like that

[whitepeopletwitter]

[wonderfulworldofmichaelford]

I like how instead of mass shootings and violence all the Joker movie did was give Joaquin Phoenix a platform to condemn systemic inequality and racism in Hollywood.

[company]

[90s-2000sgirl-deactivated201803]

[bigfatscience]

Just one of the many truth bombs in Your Fat Friend’s scathing essay about this abusive shit-show.

[benandreykissed]

Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker (2019)

[bensaidbutido]

I have to reblog this again I just I’M FEELING EMOTIONAL

[lmaonade]

i’m so sorry for being a customer, i want  to leave you alone but sometimes i have to buy things or eat. please understand i use self checkout whenever i can 

[heavensghost]

Falling - Harry Styles

[werewolf-cuddles]

Hot take: the reason people get so pissy about redemption arcs is because the idea that toxic people can change their behavior and become better doesn’t fit into their black and white worldview, and if they acknowledged that people can change, then they’d also be forced to acknowledge that the world isn’t black and white, and god forbid they ever do that.