born of stardust ; unbreakable

| they/he | 26 | 12/23/16 & 8/31/24 | this account may be explicit, please be 18+

[laazyeli]

you can tell how miserable i was when doodling this in my sketchbook because of how bad the hand is.

anyway, more old men yaoi for the freaks

[wolfboywarmachines]

headcanons about dating james wilson <3

he cheats on you with house

[duragdaddy]

i just found 12 bricks

[iridessence]

Happy ten years to this post

[valuedeversourcecustomer]

[antoniabishop]

I hate them

[thirdecoy-deactivated20220717]

fuck therapy i wanna beat the shit out of someone

[cosmiiqueer]

can we like, have adaptations made by people who care about the thing they're adapting

[grumpoww]

MICEE

[lieutenant-sarcastic]

Fuck moon’s taking poison damage

[akiizayoi4869]

[seven-winged-liar]

now more than ever, it is imperative that you spend time with people you love and doing things that you love. be prepared but please please please don't dwell on things that have yet to happen. you have to have hope for a better future in order to build one. it's gonna be okay. we're gonna make it. i love you.

[venusislesbian]

Already seeing people on tiktok saying “I still hate trump but he ate with this one” like … babes … you just got propagandized … that’s literally exactly what he created this situation in the hopes you would say …

[kira-serialfaggot]

[slunch]

[medievalthymes]

bro your whimsy. you forgot your fucking whimsy. your solemn and somber attitude is scaring the hoes

[skineater1998]

Welcome to the underground Monday

[scrungulus]

my lovely girlfriend, running late for work and managing to get the eta down two minutes: oh man I'm gold splitting all over the place. world record pace

[karcatgirl-vantas]

the default way for things to taste is good. we know this because "tasty" means something tastes good. conversely, from the words "smelly" and "noisy" we can conclude that the default way for things to smell and sound is bad. interestingly there are no corresponding adjectives for the senses of sight and touch. the inescapable conclusion is that the most ordinary object possible is invisible and intangible, produces a hideous cacophony, smells terrible, but tastes delicious. and yet this description matches no object or phenomenon known to science or human experience. so what the fuck

[skluug]

this is what ancient greek philosophy is like

[ace-disgrace-on-the-case]

False! “Sightly” is a positive word, so the default way for things to work is good as well.

The true most ordinary object is beautiful, horrible sounding, very smelly, intangible, and delicious.

I still don’t think it matches anything in existence but to truly understand a thing one must know its true nature.

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

"touchy" is also a word! however it's mostly used for things that aren't objects, like subjects of conversation. it either means "oversensitive and irritable" or "requires careful handling/wording, delicate"

i think the second one works well for our hypothetical object. so we can use that.

therefore, the Default Object is:

beautiful

makes a horrendous sound

smells absolutely awful

is very fragile

tastes delicious

and i still cannot think of anything that matches this

[and-a-pidgey-in-a-wepear-tree]

behold, the default object!

[ospreyonthemoon]

DEFAULT OBJECT FOUND