Sluea!!

Scyakade, the people's god. I find my self on the internet. Scyakade/Scyakade's self

[scyakade]

It's me, the spectre of communism.

[orcboxer]

it's meee I'm your guardian angel hiiiiii 😇 okay🙏 so. in about six months, you're gonna die of starvation. 🥺 and if I don't protect you, I will get: #fired! 🫢 and that is No Good 🙅‍♀️ hahaaa So. 🙏 I looked into causes of starvation, and it turns out: Your death is totally preventable! 😯 Uh oh! 😆 There's more than enough food to sustain you without interfering with anyone else's survival, but you're not allowed to have it! 🤨 Whaaat? 🤷‍♀️ Apparently, your death is premeditated by thousands of things called "shareholders." So. 🙏 I've been killing people,

[arroscnleche]

soy yooo tu ángel de la guarda holiiiiii 😇 okay🙏 bueno. en como seis meses, vas a morir de hambre. 🥺 y si no te protejo, me van a: #¡despedir! 🫢 y eso No esta Chido 🙅‍♀️jajaaa Entonces. 🙏investigue acerca del tema y resulta que: ¡puedo prevenir tu muerte al 100%! 😯 ¡Uh oh! 😆 Hay más que suficiente comida para que sobrevivas sin que interfieras con la supervivencia de los demás, ¡pero no puedes teneral! 🤨 ¿Queeeé? 🤷‍♀️ Al parecer, tu muerte fue premeditada por miles de cosas llamadas "accionistas." Y bueno. 🙏 empeze a matar personas,

[tracing-rivers]

c'est moooi ton ange gardien coucooou 😇 bon 🙏 alors. dans genre six mois, tu vas mourir de faim. 🥺 et si je te protège pas, je vais me faire: #virer ! 🫢 et ça c'est pas Pas Super 🙅‍♀️ hahaaa Donc. 🙏 j'ai fait mes recherches sur les causes de famine et devine quoi: Ta mort est 100% évitable ! 😯 Oh-oh ! 😆 Il y a largement assez de ressources pour te nourrir sans interférer avec la survie d'autrui, mais tu n'y as pas accès ! 🤨 Quoooi ? 🤷‍♀️ Apparemment ta mort a été préméditée par des milliers de trucs appelées des "actionnaires". Du coup.🙏 j'ai tué pas mal de monde,

[clockworkspider]

hiiiiii 😇 我是亲的守护小天使！okay🙏 嗯。您在差不多半年会饿死哈🥺 若我不能救您我会被#炒鱿鱼！🫢 那可不行哦🙅‍♀️ 哈哈。所以昵🙏我查了一下人类饿死的原因，然后发现：诶呀呀😯亲的死是可以避免哒！😆 这世上有足够食物给亲吃，一点儿也不需要影响别人的生存率哒！但不给亲！🤨 怎么会这样昵？ 🤷‍♀️ 原来，亲的死是被一帮叫“股东”的东西计算好滴！ 所以昵🙏 我杀了一些人，

[orcboxer]

y'all are doing some rosetta stone shit to me

[paracosmspaces2002]

Here ya go sport, go wild

[scyakade]

I'm one year old...

[lowlevelkoboldadventures]

You shouldn't be slaying dragons you should be slaying billion dollar corporations

[scyakade]

What if I'm a dragon who slays billion dollar corporations

[mimosa-sex-tea-people-contrsf]

Video of the tea since it won’t let me add it to the reblog

[gluttony-imp-offical]

Put it back.

[mimosa-sex-tea-people-contrsf]

No

[lustcannibalism]

[likes your comment] I’m on your side and you should kill that guy

[littlegoldfinchh]

lord the peasants are so loud today

[littlegoldfinchh]

pheasants. PHeasants. The birds

[kulvefaggoth]

[cardinalfeng]

Don't you mean classist Typo, as in discriminating against poor people, and not classicist, the type of academic who studies antiquity in southern Europe?

[sharkbutthoohaahaa]

[ptchangbin]

[kirexa]

[hahawasabi-deactivated20250604]

[mechamothgirl]

[mortimermcmirestinks]

don't worry guys I got the fire extinguisher

[achivement-unlocked]

Achievement unlocked!

Fire post!

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE POST IS ON FIRE

[gimmick-thief]

[entity56]

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[scyakade]

>looks at your house >turns it to slag

[randomly-generated-posts-machine]

Arson is a lot of work for a doofus like me

[mysteryfreak001]

do you think she’s red marge for communist reasons

[auberginefry]

Aubergine Fry 🤔

[scyakade]

That would be cool

[do-not-u-dare]

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[segamascott]

[00venator]

Y'all did you hear about the dragon in the White House.

[dehydratedtransformer]

mb Dorian got loose

[scyakade]

ANOTHER DRAGON?!

[00venator]

Y'all did you hear about the dragon in the White House.

[scyakade]

Meeeee! It was meeeeee!!

Hammer time

[angelbabymikaa]

i’ve been so well-behaved i deserve to light things on fire now

[scyakade]

Together? 🥹

[bexxthefairie]

TOGETHER!!!!!

[scyakade]

RAHHHHHHHHH

[angelbabymikaa]

i’ve been so well-behaved i deserve to light things on fire now

[scyakade]

Together? 🥹