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i think, if money wasn't a factor, i'd like to be a cheesemonger

cottoncandylesbo

foodguessr is really good at showing you your biases about cultural assumptions and also which ones you're right about

cryptotheism

It's simple. I see mashed peas, I go UK.

cottoncandylesbo

the Puddingman's Gambit has never not paid off.

#just tried this and i'm surprisingly good #spoilers for todays #first one made me think either thailand (bc the peanuts and cilantro) or china. it was thai #second one was literally hot pot #so that was easy i literally just went to chinese hot pot #and the last one made me think peru or spain bc the ingredients in spanish and the potatoes #it was in fact peru #so i got 14000/15000

tony chachere so good on popcorn but when you're shaking it and it gets aerated it is so painful. ive sneezed four times

killerqueenmp3

laura-the-swarming

My mans unlocked a higher level of synesthesia

#wait do people not form opinions like this?#i thought this was normal #like 6x3=18 feels elegant to me

imhereonthekitchenfloor

did you get a full time job that uses your college degree? (don't be cute. are you in the field you studied for?)

yes

no

kind of (using a minor or something)

still in college and/or applying for jobs for the first time

did not attend college

unemployed forever (self choice)

something else?

Voting ended onJun 20, 2024

#still in college buuut my field is still in demand for now #until ai automates it #hollow.png #it's graphic design so ai has already started taking work #but i think i should be able to find a job still when i graduate

reinanova

bcuz i’m curious:

how many phone numbers do you have memorized?

none

one (1) - my own number

one (1) - someone else’s number, not my own

two (2)

three (3)

four (4)

five (5)

six (6)

seven (7)

eight (8)

nine (9)

ten (10) or more

Voting ended onMay 22, 2024

any phone number that you could rattle off without looking counts here

reblog with your age/generation bcuz i’m curious if it’s still common practice for younger people to memorize phone numbers

#3 #mine my moms and my partners

willgrahamscock

Do you look your age? (according to other people)

Yes, generally people guess correct

People guess that I’m older

People guess that I’m younger

I’m not sure

Voting ended onJun 12, 2024

Add in the comments if you think you look your age and what others guess

#older #it used to be the facial hair now i think it's the existential dread etched into my face

adhdavinci

is there a vegetable u could eat for every meal. like ur love for this plant is akin to carnal desire

Carrots

Peas

Broccoli or Cauliflower

Corn

Zucchini

Onion

Brussels sprouts

Asparagus

Leafs (lettuce, spinach, etc)

Green beans

Something else

No wtf

Voting ended onJun 13, 2024

mine are carrots, specifically raw. i can demolish a bag of baby carrots in one sitting. eat them like chips, no dip required

(sorry if tumblrs limit made me forget yours but pls tell me)

#ooh brussel sprouts aspargus or potatoes for sure #potatoes feel kind of cheap though bc their versatile #you can do so many things with them such as boiling them mashing them or putting them in a stew

mistchievous

Do you have a favorite Pokémon?

Obviously!

Um, no.

Voting ended onJun 13, 2024

If so, what is it?

#god its such a hard choice #sylveon gengar charizard and snorlax #my first pokemon was a charizard i named BUDDY and by the time i stopped playing that game he was level 100 and had sired multiple heirs #named BUDDY I BUDDY II BUDDY III BUDDY IV etc #i loved him so much :')

gingersnapsvhs

do you still remember what the first place you lived in looked like?

yes and i will describe it in the tags!

vaguely, but not enough to describe it

i don't remember it at all

i don't know/i'm bald/other infinitely nuanced answer

Voting ended onJun 10, 2024

gingersnapsvhs

some clarification, since some people are confused: i mean, do you remember the first place you ever lived OUTSIDE of pictures and videos? like organic memory?

#yes #mostly the downstairs but also the kitchen/dining room a bit #downstairs #there was a tv against one wall with a couch facing it pretty much centrally in the room like not touching any walls and on either side of #the couch were the really heavy wooden chest side tables that i lost my blanket in once #if you faced the front of the couch in the far left corner was where most of our toys were because in the far right corner was where the #stairs were #i believe the walls were just white or maybe off white and it had a brown wooden trim maybe?#there isnt a whole lot to say about the kitchen it had stone counter tops of some sort with some green accents in it? like a white and green #granite? i remember helping my grandma make and decorate christmas treats in it pretzel rods dipped in chocolate and sugar cookies and #whatever else #we would make them for the next door neighbors bill his wife and their children #and i remember sitting on the counter while she melted some green and orange and maybe some other colored candy melts to make halloween #treats and getting to try one of the candy melts plain #the dining room was directly ajacent to the kitchen and there wasn't a wall between them #again there isn't much to say about it but we would all sit down for dinner together and it was so nice it was an oval shaped table and the #seats would have the tie-on cushions #that house always felt so warm and happy and loving and we left when i was about 5 #i remember my dads house that we would visit on weekends too i could tell you exactly how it was laid out save for some fogginess when it #came to the downstairs but i don't like remembering it much #it often felt tense and fragile usually during the day it was okay but once it was nighttime it started feeling unnerving

sp1c3-r4ck-synd1c4t3

Does your birthday coincide with something interesting? (From memory, no looking up)

Yes, something big (National holiday, equinox)

Yes, something small (Local holiday, celebrity birthday)

Yes, something tiny (Game release anniversary, day in memes)

Yes, something personal (Friend's birthday, anniversary event)

Can't think of anything

Results

Voting ended onJun 10, 2024

#yes an old coworker/friend's birthday #same year too #rest in peace

loveridden1999

what do you say

my mom

our mom

single child/other in tags

Voting ended onJun 10, 2024

reblog after voting!!

#just? mom?#like ''hey mom wanted me to ask you sonething'' or ''ugh mom's being annoying''#(sorry mom)

lowkey how hard would it be to get a web store running

#i'd probably go through a print on demand company that can integrate into shopify #and probably use squarespace to actually design the website #i have some basic coding knowledge enough for aesthetics but not enough for functionality #i'd have to make more graphic design and or art #thatd probably be the biggest barrier #that and like promoting #i do not know how to grow social media

man living on your own is expensive lol

#what do you MEAN i already have less than $100 left from my $460 paycheck 5 days ago #i sent my partner $200 for rent #had $110 come out for car insurance #i bought like $50 in groceries/household items #filled my moms car that i was borrowing for $35 #$15 patreon charge #$12 on $1 energy drink stock up #spoiled myself with pretzelmaker for like $9 (the smallest size pretzel bites they had. unbelievable btw)#and transferred $46 to my savings account #which... now that i'm adding it up is 477 #$16 more than my paycheck lol #urgh #maybe it's time to find a second job or a side hustle or just a different job that pays more #i'm in the running for a promotion though and that might get me like a $1.40 pay raise #but i know my state is also trying to push a $15 minimum wage bill which would be a $2.90 raise lol #i don't think a MANAGER should be making $12.10 an hour but thats just me #like idk the only reason i'm staying is because i like the store and there's good growth opportunities if you put the work in #my partner works with the same company and became a store manager in less than a year #i've been there for almost 3 (with some gaps) but the district manager has seemingly set his sights on me next #but its also just a very mentally (and physically) exhausting job #i think i might enjoy being a mechanic #decent pay don't have to talk to customers all the time and get knowledge on how to fix my own car #anyways i think ive derailed the point of this post

failcringegf

picture this, i give you a glass bottle and tell you to open it, but bottle openers are forbidden, how do you do it?

failcringegf

im talking about this bitch btw

pitchburgh

I think the shoe trick would work on this:

#overhang of the cap on the edge of a table #hit forearm holding the bottle with forearm not holding the bottle like crossbones to create a sudden downward force #cap comes off #good life

batmanisagatewaydrug

did u have an imaginary friend (s) as a kid yes/no

yes

no

Voting ended onMay 17, 2024

no nuance pick one. you can elaborate in the tags.

#yeah but it was jenny the teenage robot from my life as a teenage robot

not100bees

Do you have a birthday that falls on or near a holiday?

I have a birthday that falls on a major holiday

I have a birthday that falls very near a major holiday

I have a birthday that falls on a minor holiday

I have a birthday that falls near a minor holiday

I have a birthday that sometimes falls on a floating holiday like Thanksgiving

My birthday isn't on or near any major or minor holiday

Voting ended onMay 13, 2024

not100bees

Also, because it's Tumblr I have to spell everything out. Use your own personal definition of what constitutes a major versus a minor holiday

#define near #it's 10 days after halloween #and my social security number is-

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