SapphicQueendra

18+ Shitposting, Horny Posting, No specific theme tbh. Scylla, 29, she/they sapphic pan sorta demi polyamorous whore? Don't ask me, I just live here.

[soppingwetratboy]

Being told what to do is great because then you know what to do

[bloodraven55]

love it when fma just says the quiet part out loud

[bloodraven55]

[insert “i know writers who use subtext and they’re all cowards” here]

[nightfuryqueen]

One of my favourite bits in fma is how during the final arc they bring up why attempting human stransmutation is forbidden, as the readers we've seen what happens when an attempt fails with Ed and Al, so of course the logical explanation is that "it's too dangerous to attempt", or even "it goes against the natural way the world works, it's monstruous in nature and impossible".

But then Arakawa in her infinite wisdom as a writer goes, lol no, the goverment has been making flesh monsters with human transmutations in secret for years, they forbid it so that nobody can't even come close to attempting to create a personal army that cannot feel pain

[dynjay]

[voidsentprinces]

I mean they sponsored a man who transmutated his wife then wrote down and collaborated that she simply..."disappeared" and then pushed him to do it to his dog and own daughter again without pushing charges the first time, hell that paid him to continue his work. I feel like that was Arakawa just winding up for this pitch.

[cosmicanger]

graphix artiste

[isuggestrevolution]

i have a suggestion

[kosmogrl]

[manwhorewednesdays]

This is actually such a crucial part of healing from neglect and abuse and I have to add to this.

Because indeed, people who like you will not roll their eyes and sigh at the idea of accommodating your needs, they will value your voice and be upset with you about injustice done to you, not at you for "being difficult". They will be happy when you find a way to live a better life, and help you to get there. If you are struggling, someone who loves you wants to see you smile, not tell you to smile because "you have it so good".

[whitepeopletwitter]

[kalesrebellion]

So funny story actually. One of my friends was hooking up with this girl, they were friends with benefits. She needed a date for some work party so he agreed to go with her. Turns out her dad owns like 3 dental practices and she worked as the business manager for one of them.

Anyway my friend had some not so nice teeth and during dinner the father of his fwb was like “you work where you work, you sleep with him and his teeth look like that? Get him an appointment.”and then bounced. So his fwb made him an appointment at the practice she managed and my friend ended up needing like 3k worth of dental work and his friend with benefits just gave it to him for free.

So that is the story of how my friend not only got sex, but dental out of the friends with benefits deal.

[helloitsbees]

[sleepyandlost]

They need to invent a tumblr mutual who pulls me into their lap and gropes me

[z-03y-753536314]

the oral fixation girl would like to kiss you for the whole day

[not100bees]

The thing about Miss Piggy is that she kind of has a Roger Rabbit comedy superpower where she wins nearly any conceivable fight she's in. But unlike other characters of which that's true, like say, Bugs Bunny, who tend to win because they make the opponent play the game with their rules, Miss Piggy wins because the joke is that she can beat the shit out of literally anybody.

[not100bees]

Bugs Bunny beats Thanos by setting up an airport and making him take off the Infinity Gauntlet to go through the metal detector.

Miss Piggy beats Thanos by karate chopping him in the face and sending him flying.

[covid-safer-hotties]

Biden's shift from "no one is safe until everyone is safe" to "covid no longer controls our lives" was fascist too, y'all just love brunch more than healthy alive people.

[rikaklassen]

Image description: Screenshot of a tweet from الرفيقة @acabthearab "Good morning" with the attached image of the Domino Effect meme from the YouTuber Stephen Morris in the video "Domino Chain Reaction (geometric growth in action)". Stephen Morris is labelled as "Pretending the pandemic is over so you can feel 'normal'" as he sets the smallest domino labelled as "Eugenics". The biggest domino is labelled as "'Not getting our money's worth' (disabled people must die'". Watermarked "made with mematic". Posted May 11, 2025 at 12:44 PM and there is one reply with 190 likes.

[sycamorality]

did you know you can rename everything on your pc

i've been using computers since 2009 i know how computers work you people need to stop assuming people know nothing about computers. yes i know you can change icons. i just made this post because i wanted to make a silly post about my puter. so many of you people would be the least fun person at parties because of how you go "omgf youre so stupid wait until you learn about (thing)" like politely. shut the fuck up and start being nicer to strangers on the internet

have some fucking joy and whimsy and instead say "its so awesome people are learning about this"

[okibadesu]

[inner]

[cloudofbutterflies]

A 19-year-old black trans girl was shot to death this month, and there has been absolutely no media reporting on it - despite extensive reporting on almost identical incidents in the same part of Florida, at the same time. The police, as usual, misgendered her in the police report and have done nothing to find her killer. Her name was Jayla Mcgee. Black trans people deserve to grow old.

A Black trans teen was shot and killed in Florida. Almost no one reported it

Police misgendered Jayla McGee, local media overlooked her homicide, and her community was left to make sure she was not erased.

[meatball-headache-the-blog]

[plantdaddnd]

Torbek after stubbing his toe: "TORBEK IS DYING! TORBEK CAN FEEL DEATH REACHING FOR TORBEKS SOUL, TOE AND POSSIBLY TORBEKS LIQUORICE!"

Gricko unfazed: "I knew two blokes who died of a stubbed toe. Me mate pubert stubbed his toe on a table and...'

Kremy confused: "Pubert?"

Gricko: "Please Kremy, some respect for the dead. Anyway he stubbed his toe and it hurt so badly, I'm talking howling and cursing, he couldn't stand the pain, grabbed a cleaver and cut it off to stop the pain. It was very messy and the poor fella died."

Frost: "So he died from the blood loss?"

Gricko: "No Frosty, from the stubbed toe. Haven't you been listening?"

Frost disgruntled: "Of course he did. What about the second person you knew who died due to a stubbed toe?"

Gricko: "Oh, Mingely chocked on the stubbed toe when she was eating some stew."

Gideon: "What-ley?"

Frost frustrated: "Gideon please. So she suffocated?"

Gricko: "No, she died because of the stubbed toe! Frosty we need to work on your active listening skills."

Kremy even more confused: "Why was it in the stew?!"

Gricko: "You don't waste good meat Kremy and it was Mingleys birthday and she didn't want fingers!"

Torbek: "Torbek is no longer dying. Or half dying. Torbek would like to skip the chopping part and go to the part someone puts Torbeks toe in their mouth. Torbek has plenty of them to go around. Also about the fingers..."

Gricko: "No thanks Torbek, I had a big lunch. Besides, it could have been worse, the worst thing for a goblin to die of than a stubbed toe is by goblindeez."

Gideon: "Goblindeez?"

TRAP CARD ACTIVATED

[demilypyro]

i was discussing characters that influenced me as a kid and I mentioned Toph from Avatar and Ruby was like "yeah I mean that was obvious even without you mentioning" what did she mean by that

[ajaxgb]

Corporate needs you to find the difference between these pictures

[demilypyro]

hm. hey

[demilypyro]

HEY

[joomeefemme]

happy friday once again 💜