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Hanging In The Balance - Jude x Ellis x Fem!Reader - NSFW
I love Alfons so much, BUT ALSO RODGER! How do you feel about them fighting over the MC? How do you think it would turn out yourself? (Not talking about any of the actual events)
hihi thank you soosososo much i LUV asks like this!
so we know Al already has the biggest hate boner for Roger, so this would be emotional (possibly horny) damage and a half for our favorite mirror.
Roger on the other hand is notoriously a "I don't love i FUCK" kinda guy so I think he'd have to be pretty invested before Al stepped in if this is gonna play out, too early and he's just gonna shrug and go back to khsing slowly. ( @rogerbarel thoughts??)
HOWEVER,,, I HAVE!! SCENARIOS!!
Al using his power willy nilly- cracking MC schmoove in half with his hand on her neck, telling her Roger's not in the building when he most definitely is and can hear everything. Using his curse to make MC hallucinate that his dick is bigger than Roger's (LMFAO).
Roger finding them later and confronting Al, this turning into a literal dick measuring contest, that turning into Roger bound and pegged by both MC and Al. 💕
This is a fan translation so please don't expect it to be 100% accurate; expect grammatical errors and inconsistencies. Creative liberties have been taken. All content belongs to Cybird. Reblogs are appreciated but do not repost.
Nica hurried over to me and slipped off his jacket, draping it over my shoulders.
Kate: But it'll get soaked...
Nica: It's fine. Just wear it, you'll catch a cold.
The jacket was still warm from his body, carrying his familiar scent. Wrapped in it, I couldn't help but feel as though I was being held in his embrace.
(He really is kind...)
No matter how much he deceived people or toyed with them, at his core, Nica was a genuinely kind man.
Leaving me to stand here, drenched, wasn't in his nature. Neither was turning a blind eye when he could offer me his jacket.
(...Though maybe he's done this for everyone else, too.)
Still, no one could dislike being shown kindness.
(More importantly... I need to give this to him.)
Before I told him what I'd overheard the councilmen saying, I handed Nica the report I'd thankfully managed to keep from getting soaked.
Nica: What's this...?
The moment he looked at it, his eyes widened in surprise.
Kate: I found it while I was going through all those documents yesterday.
Kate: Unfortunately, I couldn't find the information you were actually looking for.
Nica: But you did uncover information about the previous White Swan and Black Swan."
As he flipped through the pages, his gaze scanning each one, Nica finally spoke.
Nica: I'd been told the previous White Swan and Black Swan were twins too... but I never knew what became of them.
Kate: Really?
Nica: Yeah. I only knew the bare minimum.
Knowing I'd been able to tell him something even he didn't know filled me with quiet satisfaction. Maybe, just maybe, I'd managed to help him a little.
Nica: But... are you sure it's okay to hand something like this over to me?
Kate: I got permission first. Besides, I told you I'd do things my own way, didn't I?
Nica: Why, thank you very much.
But then, Nica turned an icy gaze on me.
Nica: You know... when your meddling goes this far, it starts to piss me off.
Kate: Huh?
Nica: It's not like I ever asked you to dig this up for me. And honestly? Having something with an ending this awful shoved in my face just leaves a bad taste in my mouth.
His eyes were as cold as ice as they looked down at me.
It wasn't the first time I'd seen that expression on his face…
But somehow, this was the coldest he'd ever looked. And I knew it wasn't just my imagination.
Nica: Danke... for telling me something I never even wanted to know.
Nica turned on his heel and strode back toward the palace.
Kate: W-Wait!
I hurried after him, but he showed no sign of slowing down.
Nica: What? Still need something?
Kate: Yes. The councilmen were talking about the recent rise in crime among German immigrants, and—
Nica: There are rumors that we're the ones pulling the strings behind it, right? I already know.
By the time he reached his room, he had already taken hold of the doorknob, ready to let himself inside.
Kate: N-Nica—
But in the very next instant—
Nica: ...You just won’t stop talking.
Kate: Mm...!
The moment he turned around, his lips stole mine.
I froze where I stood.
Kate: Wh... mm...
His hand cupped the back of my head, holding me in place as his lips sealed over mine without leaving the slightest gap between us.
Confused, I instinctively parted my lips and a warm tongue slipped inside.
His tongue seemed to have a mind of its own, leisurely exploring every corner of my mouth before gliding across the roof of it and curling around my tongue.
Kate: Mmh... ah...
(I... I have to resist...)
The slow, lingering sweetness of the kiss swept away every coherent thought in an instant.
My body had already gone weak from the kiss alone, and my legs trembled as I struggled to stay upright.
All I could do was surrender to the unending wave of pleasure.
As his tongue coaxed mine forward, the tip of it slipped out, resting against my lower lip.
Kate: ...!
As if he'd been waiting for exactly that moment, Nica's eyes gleamed.
Then, with deliberate gentleness, he caught the tip of my tongue between his teeth and gave it a teasing bite.
Before I could even process what had happened, a sharp jolt of sensation shot from the tip of my tongue through my entire body, making my vision flicker.
Overwhelmed by a feeling I'd never experienced before, I instinctively grabbed at his shirt.
In the next instant, I found myself pinned against the wall.
Nica: What a naughty face.
Kate: Mm... ah...
His tongue brushed against my neck, sending a shiver through me, and before I could catch my breath, he lifted my chin to claim my lips once more.
Even as a faint sheen of moisture escaped my lips, and I weakly pushed against his chest for air...
The endless kiss set every inch of me alight. Before I knew it, a longing I couldn't suppress unfurled deep within me, my body helplessly beginning to welcome him.
But then, without warning, he pulled back.
A glistening thread stretching between us before it finally broke.
His eyes, dark with desire, searched mine, wavering like the surface of still water.
Then, with an expression that looked almost pained, he tore his gaze away.
Nica: Today's the last day you'll be my toy.
Kate: ...What?
Nica stepped back, putting distance between us.
One hand resting on the doorknob, he turned to me with a bright, effortless smile.
Nica: I've gotten bored of using you as my plaything.
Nica: Don't come see me anymore starting tomorrow. And I won't come looking for you, either.
Nica: And don't worry. As long as you don't tell Ring about my curse, I won't tell Crown about what you did either.
Kate: Why are you suddenly saying something like that...?
Walking away from Nica's game was supposed to be what I'd wanted.
And yet….
(But why... why now...?)
Nica: You'll be going back to your old life the day after tomorrow anyway, won't you?
Nica: So forget about me... and hurry back to your normal life.
(...Why does it sound like he's saying goodbye?)
Avoiding my gaze, Nica stepped into his room.
The door slammed shut with a loud bang, followed immediately by the click of the lock.
Only then did I snap back to my senses.
I rushed to the door and pounded on it.
Kate: Nica!
No matter how many times I knocked, no answer came from the other side.
Slowly, my fist fell to my side, and I rested my forehead against the closed door.
I knew I'd crossed a line.
I understood that my meddling had upset him.
Kate: ...I'm sorry for making you feel that way.
But the warmth of his kiss still lingered on my lips.
Kate: ‘Forget about me... and hurry back to your normal life’...
A hot tear slipped from the corner of my eye.
Kate: How am I supposed to forget you after everything?
Leaning my weight against the door, I slowly slid down until I was sitting on the floor.
An indescribable sadness crashed over me, as if countless blades had pierced my heart all at once.
No matter how many tears fell...no matter how many times I knocked weakly on the door...it never opened.
And Nica never came out.
He had looked at me with eyes clouded by longing, stolen my lips, then looked away as though it pained him to say goodbye.
My feelings for him weren't so shallow that I could forget him that easily.
(If anything... I'll carry this kiss with me for the rest of my life.)
As the cruelest farewell kiss imaginable.
Slowly, I rose to my feet. Carefully folding the jacket he'd draped over my shoulders, I placed it in front of his door.
Kate: ...You're so unfair.
Unable even to wipe away my tears, I turned and walked away, my vision blurred and wavering through the veil of tears.
(transitioning to Vogel office)
Humming to himself as he worked on a milk puzzle, Darius looked up when he sensed someone at the door.
Nica: I need to talk to you.
Darius: What is it? Don't tell me you finally decided you want the girl after all?
Nica: No, thanks. And that's not what this is about.
Standing in the doorway, Nica spoke without a trace of expression.
Sorry guys, this is just me venting a bit. So, please feel free to scroll.
I’m a bit demotivated now that I know someone is reporting stuff. What’s the point in posting if someone is just going to ruin it for everyone for whatever reason?
Like, I’m not perfect and my work isn’t anything to write home about, but I love my hobby. I love sharing with all of you. When I read stuff in game, I think of you all and how you’ll react when you read it.
I work full-time, extra overtime (besides my mandatory), spend my money, my time off, my resources; I discuss lines with other tlers and friends to see if something I’m localizing makes sense. I research all kinds of topics about things mentioned in the game to see if I can make things simpler, or ensure I understand what’s being said.
I spend time making banners, and collaborating with friends on events and story sets. I don’t ask for money or do comms (& there’s nothing wrong if other bloggers do). I even try to fulfill tl requests when a reader asks about them in comments, (and that’s something I originally prohibited in my blog policy).
At this point, I’m tempted to just plug everything into an MTL, and speed produce with minimal effort if all my work is going to continue to go down the drain. I’m so frustrated.
I’m so incredibly frustrated.
Genuinely, if you can’t handle the content, don’t read it. And if you’re reporting me just to be unkind, why? This world is so cruel and unkind, why can’t you just let people have this one place where we can enjoy our hobby without being trolled or bullied? What happened in your life that’s made you feel so small that the only power you feel you have is hounding others online?
i find this behavior to be disgusting. legitimately disgusting.
cici is a huge pillar of this community and i really hope whoever is doing this understands what happens if her hard work goes away because of your petulance. and the domino affect that could happen.
1) translated content is a gift to us who play EN. some of this will never make it to our side of things. period. we only get these further explorations of character because of translators.
2) translated content provides early access to english only speakers/readers.
3) and this is the one you should care about translated content and video works provides access to your favorite character that maybe you could not otherwise afford. everyone who whines and cries about being f2p and how it's unfair?? accounts like this are doing the lords work to bridge that gap.
as one of the largest translators here on tumblr dot com goes down over this, it could cause a domino effect in which the smaller fish also jump ship, because who in their right mind would want to work so hard to get treated like this.
translation is not easy- that's a hell of a lot of effort to go through just to provide us a few moments of joy with the boys. a lot harder than what I do writing my little fics.
if you're responsible, kindly shut off your phone and put it in a blender. you should be ashamed.
everyone go show op some love please!! write a nice comment, reblog, be supportive! they seriously do incredible work!
Jude manufactures his own cigs?!! I mean, of course he would, but I wasn’t expecting the CG.
According to Liam, he was watching Jude smoke because he looked so cool. It irritated Jude that he was being watched, but Liam couldn’t help himself despite being scolded xD
hello! for those of you who don't know me, i am fat, and have been my whole life. i lovelovelove a fat reader and most of this will probably be drawn from my own experience in some way/shape/form
that beings said i talk about bodies and eating and insecurity alll over this bitch. if you are triggered by anything related to food/body image i would nope out of these!! thanks!
revealing your scaring the hoes type interests early on in a relationship is a good way to secure only hoes of bravery and fortitude that will craft horrible dreams and beautiful nightmares with you
when the random dude was like "...and then when i was done i was gonna sell off MC!" i just
boy human trafficking is judes biggest trigger you are picking up a live grenade that's pin has been pulled since you flirted with his bitch pleASE SELF PRESERVATION!!!
I'm here for Alfons x Jude, but I'm also wracking my brain for what on EARTH would bring Jude to finally touch Crown's beloved offense to public morals. Please teach me. 🙏🏻
Between dealing with Elberts debts and just working in crown along side him, Alfons has definitely dealt with Judes attitude long enough for him to be more or less unfazed by it. I'm envisioning a scenario where Jude gets pissed at Al's flippant and indifferent attitude towards his anger and pushes him against a wall and Al cracks a "you'd be really handsome if you weren't so violent" and Jude retorts with "you wouldn't be half bad yerself if ya weren't such hopeless degenerate" and then they aggressively make out sloppy style or something idk.
It's not enemies to lovers. It's mutually beneficial fucking between two enemies who definitely still hate each other.
This is their dynamic to me, you could even reverse the sprites and it'd still work just as well.
Brilliant, perfect, chef's kiss! 🧑🍳👌💋 Somebody has to pin Alfons to the wall, and sure, it could be Roger, but consider: It's cuter when Jude does it 'cause he's short, and he's got more of a temper about it.
Al seems like a fantastic brat. He might not get off on the contents of whatever degradation Jude is throwing at him, but Jude getting so fixated on what could finally break Al's infuriating composure? Oh, he'd have a ball. As would everybody else in Crown if they found out. Jude must want to slit his throat so badly, but that's a quicker death than this bastard deserves. That, and he doesn't wanna deal with how much farther off the rails Elbert will go without Al. He's stuck with the bugger (nonsexual and sexual definitions both applicable, I believe in power bottom Jude).
Also, if it keeps going... and Al dies first and suffers his cruel fate... there's a very very good segue into Jude's! 👀
so, for my newbies I work at a thrift store. we have a strict "no buy" policies for employees and we have to throw away anything suggestive, explicit etcetc. so we got these donated today and...
may this love find you all. truly. i know its silly but he's so supportive and kind i actually cried a little bit. also no one spoil this series for me i guess!!
it pains me to say it but the more people talk shit about the women who wear those shorts/leggings with the weird butt seam that looks like it gives you a terminal wedgie, the more compelled I feel to take the women’s side
and while we’re at it, I’m done worrying about cameltoe. I don’t have time to be pulling and tugging at my clothes all day. if you can see the outline of my pussy you should say thank you and go about your business
