The Unusual Case of being Me.

Yo.  I'm here, I'm 50 shades of queer and needing to be an elf that rides a deer. Want to start a band with me? I'm on the kazoo, no exceptions. 

[practicallyoblivious-blog]

[shinethewaythrough]

This rapid slide from attempted machismo to sweet tender feelings is what happened to the show, too.

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[arseniccattails]

[kitmicks]

[coconutlimeverbena]

This is a laxative

[distinguishedbaloney]

[scragon]

Vampire and his human wife after years of marriage

[scragon]

Charles took her to macy’s

[torako-reply]

“#everything about this is perfect except the separete beds because it implies cheryl doesn’t fuck and look this woman fucks she has been#climbing this man for the past 50 years she will fuck him again tonight” HOLY CRAP MAN

[olderthannetfic]

Maybe they’re just futons.

[stabbyflower]

Obviously, they fuck and then go back to separate beds to sleep. Very important if you have aches and pains to get good rest, ya know.

[catasters]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[confusedbyinterface]

[justpastryvideos]

x

[cryoud]

Babe wake up new chocolate guy video just dropped

[clairityintimesofcrisis]

OH YOU HAVE GOTS TO BE SHITTING ME

[totoyotata]

[mcgregorswench]

[depsidase]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[kyleblackpaw]

[hiyoratory-deactivated20250410]

Barn owl twins

[theartofknightjj]

Meet my second DnD Character Keijo! (They/them) and their cat familiar Oni!

They’re a college of spirits bard that left the circus they grew up in to find themselves out in the big world!

[shitacademicswrite]

[amygdalae]

black and orange might b the classic Halloween colors but let us not forget purple and pale turquoise they are 100% as ghastly and ghoulish

[bogleech]

The thing is the colors of Halloween are all of the colors. You’ll see Halloween promotions like “we made our milkshakes GREEN!!! Spooky!!” or entire product lines where it’s all red because that’s like gothic vampire stuff or devilish. Blue motifs for haunted mansions, white ghosts and bones and ivory, pink guts and blob monsters, Halloween just celebrates every possible color palette and aesthetic.

[dollsahoy]

[dippersguidetotheunexplained]

memes from a darker timeline where gravity falls gets a shitty reboot

[mandareeboo]

OP you just gave me the biggest heart attack of my career, FUCK.

[sosuperawesome]

Shimunia on Etsy

[starsandskiees]

This is the only tiktok you’ll ever need, I’ve made about 13 of these and I’m not stopping anytime soon

[lunarcatninja]

I’m reblogging again because I did it myself and added pictures for those who have trouble learning from the video.

First take a standard rectangular piece of paper (I used one from a small notebook which I ripped out then cut the holes off)

Then fold in half touching the shorter side to the opposite shorter side.

Fold again making the new shorter side touch the other new shorter side

I did this one more time, but this time I unfolded it right after to get back to where it was only folded twice. It should have left a crease in the paper.

Using this crease, fold the corners up alongside it to look like this

This are also going to be unfolded, but this time you’re going to push in alongside the triangular folds you just made and undid.

Doing this once will result in this

Hold tight because tumblr won’t let me add more pictures. I’ll reblog will the rest of the instructions

[lunarcatninja]

Continuing on,

Do the other side of you haven’t already to get this

You’ll open these newly created flap to change which parts are touching

Leaving you with this

Then you start pulling the top “tabs” down

Do both sides to get the final folded form

Decorate as desired.

Hope this helps!

[honey-soaked-wings-deactivated2]

Ratio for the rectangle size is 2:3

So 6 cm by 9cm

[cottonkhaleesi]

I uh, lost an evening:

Thanatos knows that I hecking love cute origami, and moths, so really, what was I supposed to do, scroll past and not take the opportunity to make butterfly and moth page markers???

[crtter]

Sometimes I hyperfocus so hard on something, I forget I’m a person until someone interacts with me. I feel like some wild animal seeing a human being for the first time. I’m like “oh yeah I’m supposed to speak and stuff”

[crtter]

Me: *doing something for hours on end without stopping*

Someone: Hey, are you there? I was just wondering if you’d like to-

Me:

[gay-for-fingerless-gloves]

For every single person in the notes going “yeah” or “same” or something like that…