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The Great Rick Hoe More Yams Roast in my British accent for @nickyklosed from the comfort of my college changing room.

RIKO ROAST!

Ok so this was beyond super fun to do - I think I ended up laughing for almost an hour because I couldn’t get it right or I was playing around with accents. This is the coolest challenge ever :)

@bloodydamnit DO YOURS SOON WONDERFUL

Lots of thanks to the people who’ve done it (especially those who did it in other languages! This fandom is pretty great guys :)

pajamaben

stealing is a crime AND drugs is a crime too BUT if you steal drugs the two crimes cancel out and it is like basically doing a good. trust me i am a lawyerman

yuripink

i feel like im in the sims where it takes 5 hours to make pasta and then u have to immediately go to bed

andwewminward

y-you knyow, i get i-it. b-beinyg w-waised as a supewstaw must be weawwy, weawwy d-difficuwt f-fow you. awways a c-commodity, nyevew a-a humany beinyg, ny-nyot a sinygwe pewsony iny youw f-famiwy thinykinyg you’we w-wowth a damny o-off t-the c-couwt— yeah, s-sounyds w-wough. keviny a-anyd i-i tawk about youw i-inytwicate anyd enydwess daddy issues aww the t-time. i knyow it’s nyot e-enytiwewy youw fauwt that you awe menytawwy unybawanyced a-anyd inyfected with these d-dewusionys o-of gwanydeuw, a-anyd i-i k-knyow you’we p-physicawwy inycapabwe o-of howdinyg a decenyt conyvewsationy w-with a-anyyonye w-wike e-evewy othew nyowmaw humany beinyg cany, b-but i dony’t t-thinyk anyy of u-us shouwd h-have t-to p-put up with this m-much of youw b-buwwshit. pity onywy gets y-you s-so manyy c-conycessionys, anyd you u-used youws up about s-six inysuwts a-ago. so pwease, pwease, j-just shut t-the f-fuck up anyd weave us a-awonye. X3

moonthymes

anyway jeff bezos could eradicate homelessness. he could literally give each homeless person 100k and it would only take less than .5% of his entire wealth. what the actual god giving fuck

the-prolefeed

Why do you think they deserve it

bastardbisexual

Hey Jules honey I did this on public because you know it's me anyways. I just wanted to thank you for everything you've done since we became friends at 11, you are literally the bestest friend I could ever ask for and I love you so much and appreciate you for everything you do and are as a neptunian!!

aww babe

squalos-vois

imagine laying in bed and instead of pulling on your legs or whatever, a demon straight up just smacks your ass

schwerdistheword-deactivated201

I mean What’s the demon look like

snowflakeeel

- @jistring

wizzardbaby

PUT YOUR HAND IN THAT CRACK

AND YOU WONT GET IT BACK

chickenwhite

WHEEEEN THE JAWS OPEN WIDE

AND THERE’S MORE JAWS INSIDE

your-mouths-a-constellation

WHEN IT SWIMS ON A REEF

AND HAS TWO SETS OF TEETH

snowflakeeel

tittled

my brother just prank called the auto parts store he works at asking if they had fallopian tubes and the guy spent like 20 minutes looking lmao

whitepeopletwitter

dankmemeuniversity

thebaconsandwichofregret

There were two professors like this in my department and I was one of like 20 people who was taught by both of them so there was a very small gang of us who knew that Professor Brick Wall and Professor Overshare were married with two kids.

draggofur-blog

So apparently I just picked up an $8,000 organ off of the curb

sourweather

The few seconds before I realized you meant the instrument were terrifying

i-am-a-fish

let’s pour one out for all the janitors who clean and never get enough appreciation

elainapoststhings

Don’t they gotta clean up what we pour out

i-am-a-fish

fuck stop it everyone the post is cancelled everyone please stop fuck what have I done

andersonsallpurpose

let’s clean one up for the janitors

weloveshortvideos

x

rynabuns

what on earth

edvardgrieg-official

please if you do anything useful in your life, don’t scroll past this

watch it

PLEASE

whyisthisfrenchguymasturbating

tchaikovsky is proud

tinker-tanner

In case anyone is baffled by this, there’s a Tchaikovsky piece in which there’s supposed to be a loud sound but he never specified what you should use to make that sound. People have done all kinds of weird shit depending on how they think the sound should, well, sound. Hitting a large piece of wood with a sledgehammer is a relatively conventional one.