[hotvampireadjacent]

do i WHAT now

[bassiter]

*straight man voice* you want me to EAT my ice cream with a PINK spoon???? you might as well shove TEN COCKS right up my ASS

[surprisebitch]

me when i was in the closet..

[bigboppa01]

455, 18’s and that sexy body, you just can’t go wrong. I remember sitting at a bus stop, when one of these pulled up at the lights, every head turned, me and my school mates just drooled, one of us has just got to get one of these!!!

[skreamingninja]

[autohaste]

If depression was a musical

[capacity]

This is a bop

[105ttt]

Sir that’s my emotional support unrealistic romantic daydream

[throughtimeandstarlight]

[ryanphantom]

you can really tell who’s been on this site for 6+ years this week

most of tumblr: OH GOD TUMBLR’S DYING!!!!

old users:

[the90swerentreal]

[meechonmarss]

Adam & Eve

[randan-a]

That very faint “Why’re you still eating the apple?” 💀

[nefertiti-bangz-deactivated2018]

“It’s the first thing on the syllabus” 🙃

[thefourtwentytimes]

if you have not watched this you need to because this is the explanation for all the fuckery going on today 100% And it is funny funny funny

[porterr-robinson]

[mitski-miyawakis]

Captions:

Videoer: Speak, Comrade Elmo.

Elmo: [opens mouth as the national anthem of the ussr begins to play and the videoer begins to laugh]

[closeupofpaintings]

[closeupofpaintings]

Carl Bloch -  In a Roman Osteria, 1866 (detail), oil on canvas

[paper-mario-wiki]

[lilnasxvevo]

I LOVE the whole painting here it is:

[thyrell]

a necromancer is just a really late healer

[thyrell]

“you’re too late, doc, he’s…he’s already dead…”

*cracks knuckles* i didnt get my medical license revoked for nothing

[hotboyproblems]

[hotboyproblems]

same energy

[bigboppa01]

[princesstigerbelle]

Reblog the Princess ™ for future happiness and mental stability. Let her cuteness cleanse you.

[valkoswolf]

please princess™… i require your stability and happiness

[princesstigerbelle]

She is listening

[rayb1rd]

Kicked out of the Garden of Eden

Eve:

[advanced-procrastination]

I hate this. I fucking hate this. This is essentially a fucking hieroglyphic. I see that picture and I immediately hear a combination of sounds in my head with a very specific and comprehendable meaning. Like, I hear it. It’s not even a fucking video, its a still fucking picture but I hear it and know exactly what the OP was trying to convey because this picture has a word inherently attached to it

[frogmp3]

why are people on here so dramatic about understanding vine references

[tsunamiwavesurfing]