[everythings-reminding-me-of-you]

“I’d give anything for you to look at me again the way you did back then.”

-16/01/2019

[myonlywayoutofhere]

“I don’t want to love again if I can’t love you.”

-Day 439 (via myonlywayoutofhere)

[april]

the most important thing in the world is to take a nap with a girl

[teneral]

good fucking morning *levitates towards you with ill intent*

[vulvva-deactivated20200910]

customers approaching store employees

[heijian]

a transgender person has a child

they are now transparent

[imaginary-friends-and-lost-calls]

I almost thought there was gonna be something mean at the end of that. Nope. Just a pun

[dankmemeuniversity]

[elijah-kamski]

I found this gem on twitter and I’m laughing so hard now

[delmondo]

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

hes in a fish tank

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

sea slug

[jesscookie]

[punkrockgrantaire]

OMG REBLOG THIS & LOOK AT UR BLOG ITS COMPLETELY DIFERENT

[fawksman]

Me

[riprestinpiecesfuckkkshitplease]

iM  CHIR YING BC THE WAY IT LOOKS ON YOUR BLOG SEND HELP

[immortalhaxor]

oh my

[emmaontheice-deactivated2018013]

i dunt see it

EDIT***:

WHATTHE HELL.

[agent-silva-deactivated20130812]

…You had my curiosity…

[After]

WHAT THE JESUS FUCK IS THIS VOODOO?!

[orsino]

(I’ll try it

edit

WHAT)

[izaya-orihara-stupid-eskimo-dea]

hthe-stark-knight-rises:

how did you

WHAT

im so confused what is

wait oh

[sarrahxhabibi]

[after] WTF!?!?!?!?!?! Someone get the fucking salt!

[seththewolf]

Oh my god

[dancingchimes-on-a-sunlit-porch]

how what why skjfhsdkfjh whoaushfkjf

[paintedzacharie-deactivated2017]

this is adorable tho

[java-kitty]

I don’t see it

[citrus-adventures]

kit look at the window 

[grungy-min-yoongi-deactivated20]

I don’t see it

[ask-sincerely-memes]

xxxx

[broadwayhowell-deactivated20181]

GENUINELY CURIOUS

[the-sun-is-here]

@onlyoneformeisme is this you

[chubbinafatzarelli]

this is the single saddest thing I’ve ever seen on cutthroat kitchen

[serinos-kitt]

The contestant didn’t speak English as a first language Due to this the judge didn’t judge his dish as biscuits and gravy but as brisket and gravy and the contestant moved onto the next round After this Alton started explaining the dish he was asking them to make more in detail to make sure it didn’t happen again.

[artemistheartist]

THE CORRECT WAY TO REACT TO LANGUAGE MISCOMMUNICATION

[brownnesscrew]

[accelerationist-king-piccolo]

If you have Edison lights you automatically get the guillotine.

[bgm05]

this place has a burger that’s topped with like 3 other kinds of meat and tastes like nothing but liquid smoke

[captain-cargoshorts]

guacamole is offered for $1.75

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

they have a sign up telling you no Wi-Fi talk to each other but they also want you to follow them on Instagram

[saint-batrick]

they have a $17 burger that has “deconstructed” in its description.

[jonlybonlyfromboldlygo]

All of the beverages are served in mason jars and the only straws they provide, on request, are dry pasta

[cumaeansibyl]

Menus printed on brown paper that’s meant to look low-fi but actually costs $40 a ream

[silent-calling]

Your waiter has a man-bun and hotpants on and recommends you the low fat, low calzhigh soy veggie burger for $19.89. Fries aren’t served.

[disgruntled-neighborhood-wife]

The microbrew menu is 300 pages thick and none of them are good

[friendly-neighborhood-patriarch]

those ridiculously uncomfortable benches are always placed on a floor designed to make the most noise when you try to leave.

[themodernmaccabee]

The seating is pretty terrible and it always smells like a farmers market in a recently burnt down barn.

The burger you ordered as medium will always come out well done

[bezosbaldhead-deactivated202007]

They don’t have a brand name soda fountain but instead carry sodas and colas made from roots and cane sugar. Their AC keeps the restaurant at a comfortable 55 degrees on a 70 degree day while the cardstock menu proudly boasts that they’re made from 100% recycled paper. Extra toppings can cost up to $5 depending on what you get.

[joey-wheeler-official]

The food you order to go comes in a brown paper bag

[skywardsister]

Restaurant tables are made of recycled wood. The aesthetic of the building is black, silver, brown, and red. Food eaten in is served in loose, small wax paper bags instead of plates. Prices on the menu do not show currency iconography beside them.

[quoththeqrowin]

Who hurt you people

[adorkablydelicious]

The Bay Area and SoCal

[aorryn47]

See also: Seattle.

[anxious--ace]

All the non barstool chairs look like this and are the narrowest things in the world

[programmerhumour]

[naamahdarling]

This is actually A+ cat management. “Mirroring” is a big thing with cats. It’s why they will lay in similar positions several feet apart, or will come and try to do things when you do them. It’s a sign that they love you and want to show. This cat wants to be close to its owner, and also wants to do what its owner is doing, to be involved in some way. Giving them their own thing to use is a really great way to redirect them and allow them to mirror the behavior in a non-disruptive way that frustrates neither party. This is a GOOD IDEA.

[onlyniceandgaystuff]

[unexplained-events]

Reported Bigfoot Sightings

[mavenmemnon]

[lalaithion]

[808sandamenbreaks]

Can’t believe Bigfoot was looking at furry porn while reading Martha Stewart in an IHOP

[pleatedjeans]

[8-bitstories-deactivated2020062]

[sheholdsyoucaptivated]

[honeymushroom]

this is so fucking funny jrbfgjkbjhfbg

[shittyknight]

I SCREAM

[etherealpanacea]

[megamindmutual-deactivated20191]

The epitome of men is feeling so absurdly enraged by a woman having opinions about a thing he likes that he makes a near day long video about how mad he is about it.

[barbara-lazuli]

… eleven hours??? Why did 100k people bother watching it?