heyy

beep beep bitch, you’re gay

[ampervadasz]

Loooooooong

[daco-broman]

arrested for longitudinal crimes

[shake-the-cage-deactivated20190]

There’s a fucking lynx in the room and the people in the background don’t seem to even care wtf?

[shibari-babe-deactivated2018120]

The lynx itself didn’t even care about the people in the background lol

[fernlom]

Real long car

[bingomann]

[monsieurmeme]

I will never not reblog this

[moriartyfortheevening]

Accurate.

[starsbythepocketful12]

This is the best post I’ve ever seen

[leejeann]

accurate 

[bingomann]

Guys, OP here. Please stop deleting my captions. How are the rest supposed to know that the receptionist is Satan

[harlequinadebaby]

Reblog for Satan

[callmebliss]

Looks like there’s a lot of fic and art waiting in fandom hell

[lokikissesmyforehead]

Oh, so this is why I’m STILL HERE. 

[broadway-bitch-fit]

^

[mattmcguigan]

an important lesson about making mistakes:

you can still get a cookie

[anti-terf-deactivated20170715]

How does a robot eat a cookie?

[mattmcguigan]

I think you misunderstand mailbot’s intentions

[vaguelyethereal]

THIS IS SO CUTE

[just-shower-thoughts]

Barbecue sauce is like meat frosting.

[fish-food-s]

so there i am, meat frosting on my titties

[seavacuum-blog]

^^ohmygodwhy

[skinnylooksgood-deactivated2024]

Fuck off

eating disorder? “you’re just looking for attention”

trichotillomania? “it’s just a bad habit, you can stop anytime”

depression? “you’re just lazy”

anxiety? “you just need to get out more”

body dysmorphia? “you know you look good, you’re just fishing for compliments”

ocd? “you’re just a perfectionist”

stop telling me things about my disorders if you don’t have them. i know what it’s like to live with all these things so if you have never been diagnosed with any of them, please keep your mouth shut.

sincerely, everyone who’s ever been told lies about themselves <3

[calamitylou-blog1]

Where has this been all my life?

[pankunchiii]

Jane living in 3047 while us suckers are living in 2018

[csauce-and-chips]

Thank you Jane, you brilliant motherfucker

[seavacuum-blog]

brilliant

[goodbyeeveryonepeacendblessings]

where’s that video of the naked crackhead literally running the speed of a moving car and I use the term literally literally he was deadass keeping up with the car

[goodbyeeveryonepeacendblessings]

[signlesstheredbloodedtroll]

Hi! Humans don’t have an eye shine, so that’s not a person!

[fish-food-s]

hm. terrifying

[seavacuum-blog]

thanks! i hate it

[wroammin]

Virgil: I did not sleep at all last night.

Patton: You know what they say, if you can’t sleep it’s because someone else is thinking about you.

Virgil: Ha! Who’d be thinking about me at 3AM?

Roman: *panicked silence*

[seavacuum-blog]

my friend is making cookies i feel so blessed

[leah-the-fbi-agent]

yeah i’m part of the FBI

F: Funny

B: Bisexual

I: Introverts

[musingsky]

Is this that dan and phil show

[hungry-red-panda]

raise your hand if you wouldn’t mind having emile picani as your therapist

also if you thought elliot looked beautiful in that skirt

[wroammin]

*hand rockets into the astral plane*

[im-bi-myself-deactivated2019061]

🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️

[sandersfander1820]

I mean, listen, I love my therapist. I really lucked out with her since she was the first one I tried and stuff. But Picani? Hoo boy, I’d be living for his energy some days. Just to go in and spend an hour with someone who meets me on that specific wavelength? Yeeeesss

[astraastro]

I would trade my therapist for him…

Mainly because my therapist is always awkward each time and she shows it. It’s like she doesn’t know what to say and I can tell she gets bored when I talk with her.

So yes I would gladly trade my therapist with Dr. Picani, immediately.

[sandersfander1820]

You, my dear, might need to look at finding a new therapist

[mukesexts]

REBLOG IF YOU WOULD DATE A TRANS-BOY OR TRANS-GIRL

THIS IS IMPORTANT

[stonecoldrussianheart-deactivat]

Aaand only 18,536 potential dates so far. Sad. 

[overgrowth23]

now only 20,000, sad.

[skeleton-rat]

If i didn’t id be quite the hypocrite

[amethystdarkwolf]

I’ve dated two before so-

[thrown-out-pasta-deactivated201]

Me and my bi ass:

Um

Hell yes?

[seavacuum-blog]

me and my lesbian ass:

um

yes please

[lugmilla]

[officialfist]

This is funnier than anything shitpostbot could ever dream of.

[the-pundertaker-deactivated2020]

Only 32 days until this joke expires. Reblog while you can.

[everydaylouie]

musical faces

[singingjo-deactivated20190704]

I HAVE FOUND IT

[iris-main]

I NEED MORE MUSIC LIKE THIS (no seriously if any of you have music that sounds like this send me it)

[ptxual-deactivated20221118]

Reblog if you’re asexual, bisexual, demisexual, pansexual, homosexual, bigender, agender, transgender, or just really like fall out boy.

[kiramartinauthor]

[butchamy]

Story idea when you try to actually write it:

[calamitycons]

Story idea when you first rewrite it:

Getting closer to what you saw in your head, eh? Keep at it!

[snurtle]

Your story when somebody else sees it:

[starspangledscarf]

hhhhhHHHHHHH

[thatincompetentperson]

(⚪д⚪)

[servicek9s-deactivated20180617]

This is a lovely post. It goes to show that when we percieve our own work, most of us have some type of insecurities about our own talents. 

[prettyarb]

Also possibly relevant is that probably when Van Gogh finished Starry Night, he jumped up and down in frustration for a while because it didn’t look as good as it had in his head.

Tolkien used to complain that he could never write anything as well as he could imagine it.  So you know, ‘good enough’ is definitely a thing.

[angelsthatburn]

A misnake

[5am-the-foxing-hour]

[just-an-anxious-mess]

Omg! It’s a literal nope rope! 😂😂😂😅😅 @fuckingemoace is this worse then the centhomas or better? :P

[seavacuum-blog]

ohmygodno