the hospital was a drag

♉ chronically ill & an old hag.

[alltoowsll]

Taylor Swift at the Songwriters Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony.

[heavensenthousepet]

you learn something new everyday. unless you're a historian. then you learn something old

[melonisopod]

[gloamglozerglam-deactivated2022]

only the true king could remove the sword from the stone…. no one else could…… they didn’t have…. arthurization

[cornerstorebitch]

no offense but reading is literally the cure to brain rot and there’s no work around to reading books

[parkchanwoohoo]

GEORGE: She came on my glasses.

JERRY: On your glasses?

GEORGE: All over em! It was a nightmare!

JERRY: Well why were you wearing your glasses during sex?

GEORGE: I gotta see, don't I?

JERRY: What's there to see? All you need is the basic gist.

GEORGE: You're missing the point.

[parkchanwoohoo]

KRAMER: She came on your glasses? Oh that's the worst.

GEORGE: Thank you!!

JERRY: Kramer, you don't even wear glasses!

KRAMER: I do for sex!

[random-jot]

ooh I got pliny of elder

[lightningcrashes]

Kiefer Sutherland as Ace Merrill STAND BY ME・1986 dir. Rob Reiner

[tswiftslyrics]

[tayloralison]

TAYLOR SWIFT @ The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon

[divorce-enjoyer]

why go to the grocery store or to a restaurant when you can just get food delivered why go to the mall when you can get same day shipping on amazon why go to the library when you have kindle why make art when there’s ai why go to the cinema when you can stay at home and watch netflix. we are in a loneliness epidemic btw

[divorce-enjoyer]

the loneliness epidemic was invented by BIG SHIT to sell you more SHIT

[decompositie]

[sexhaver]

if nothing else at least ive made it to my big age of 31 without getting reflexively mad at people half my age coming up with new memes. getting genuinely mad about shit like "6 7" is one of the early warning signs of aging into a Republican

[redstonedust]

i like those plastic hospital bracelets it feels like im an endangered bird being tagged by scientists. all the bitches are gonna love me for my weird bracelet.

[linusbenjamin]

Taylor Swift preparing for the tour Taylor Swift | The Eras Tour | The End of an Era

[partingglances1986]

If you enjoyed this book you should read every other book in the world for extra textual context. All things are intricately related to one another.

[roughentumble]

my friend just told me that there's a secret second dashboard that solely contains posts from people you've turned on post notifications for, and when i click the link in the messages it opens it within the tumblr app, so the tumblr app also has a secret second dashboard for post notification blogs, and the only way to access it is to open the link for it within the app.

i literally love tumblr

[nightpool]

i have a private pinned post that just has a link to this dashboard on it, it's great. two dashboards for life

[cyle]

wow! i was really hoping someone would organically reverse-engineer this and find that dash.

here are a few other "secret" dashboards:

Posts from your "crushes"

"What you missed" (will be empty if you already visit Tumblr every day)

"Trending"

these are all just taking existing feeds of content and putting them in a dashboard-like format... the "Stuff for you" tab/feed is the same idea.

[krakenartificer]

I was sure this was going to be 5 rickrolls, but no, this is both legit and amazing.

[lilstinky]

its cool how every language has wordplay.... we created language like ok step 1) convey info so we can stay alive 2) get silly with it

[chanoeys]

The Gang’s Catchphrases FRIENDS [1994-2004]