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falling back in love with a ship is so fun because it’s like oh that’s why i was deranged about those two. ok then.

#just gonna pin this to the top of the blog tbh #best enemies

kids were roleplaying with minecraft figurines and one of them had their figure go up to the other and say “i’m in love with you” and the other one replied “sword slash to the chest. and you’re on fire”

randomfae

myothertardisisonthemun

#this is what the master is really afraid of #alternate mind of evil hallucination #etc

notyoujamie

Recurring actors in Classic Who, or How Great Britain Only Has 12 Actors So That’s Why So Many of Them Have Been on Doctor Who Because There’s Only Twelve and Everyone Has to Share (part 3/8) List of the actors

#ohhh many v good ones here #i was SO confused by cyril shaps (last one) i was like 'but ive seen him in something else?' -- turns out he was in FOUR serials lmao #classic who

boyinthevoide

so i really like textposts so ive made some. there's a lot of bloodletting in here

#prev god ur right #these are so funny just in general

spaghetti-number1rated1997

what’s a little bit of non consensual telepathic hypnosis between friends? 🤔

#sex #is what it is #tbh

coralconsole

with your enemy's blood in your mouth

#!!!!!#hello!!!#fanart #ainley master #7 #survival

insectsect

masters!

#them!!#fanart #ainley master #delgado master

thescottishalpaca

Doctor:Why they call you The Master anyway?

Master: I'll explain it later.

#sdjsjdj leave him and his devilish calculations alone!#fanart #delgado master

folk-dancer

An Easter egg with the Third Doctor and Bessie in the film The House That Dripped Blood (1971).

The film was shot during the summer of 1970 - after John Pertwee had finished work on his first season of Doctor Who and before production began on his second.

#LMAO i was SO confused at first why we were seeing the doctor in his dressing room #then i remembered house that dripped blood #i loved this terrible diva #jon pertwee

coveredwithsnow

incorrect Thoschei quotes 2 / ?

#this is fantastic lmao #threegado

sl-an

Fiveainley is so funny bc they look like a poshish gay and a kinky supervillain so no one expects their dynamic is literally

jasperrwrites

“are they lovers?” worse. they were supposed to be and never got the chance to

#the way this trope for d/m makes me crazy

sarcastic-sketches

It's always a good time for more Goo Snake <3

[Image ID: A four panel comic of the Eighth Doctor sat in a chair reading a book. They hear 'Doctor... would you still love me if I were a worm?' from out of frame. They respond with 'Seeing as I've loved you in every lifetime- Wait.' They then look up, startled, to see half a ghostly snake hanging above them. The ghostly form of the Master as a Goo Snake then drops down onto Eight's arm, who says 'Ah' fondly with little hearts around the dialogue box. /End ID]

delgado-master

Important Announcement!

I am now totally the new showrunner of Doctor Who. (All the other candidates mysteriously disappeared, don’t worry about it). As such, I’d like to announce some new, very good, changes I’m making to the show.

Firstly, of course, I’m bringing the best character, the Master, back from being a tooth.

Jo Jones will be returning as the new companion. (Disabled older companion! Yay!)

The Master will also be in every episode.

Lots of new recurring aliens, now allies of the TARDIS crew.

The Doctor Who will get tortured a lot

Also he’s getting credited as “Doctor Who”, as intended.

I’m changing the theme song. To something cooler.

I’m bringing Gallifrey back, but having it destroyed at the end of every episode, in increasingly ridiculous way.

The Rani shows up again, but he’s a guy and gets kneed in the nuts by the Master.

The Doctor’s dressed awfully, as they should. No more conventionally attractive outfits for Doctor Who.

And no more of that hideous blue lemon. The TARDIS is now a sleek, sexy, vaguely penis shaped time

The Show’s now called Master Who.

It’s my show now.

Unfortunately the BBC will not let me change the rating, but they said if I can get the ratings up they’ll let me revive the Clangers. I hope you’ll enjoy my run. If not, the whole planet will blow up :)

daughterofheartshaven

Best pitch I've ever seen

heimeldat

Many of these suggestions are unironically good. Typical Delgado, starts out quite sensible and gradually becomes more and more unhinged as more pieces of his plan emerge.

#let's go!