aspiring fool

| they | rat girldad/gay loser pothead victim of Doccy who eu autism

[sl-an]

too many things happened to me at once and now i’m evil

[sl-an]

Hate that the thing that made me snap at my moms bf was that he was dissing the local weed guy like fuck you dude at least skin and bone weed guy jimmy is gonna outlive you’re alcoholic lard ass, are you just mad you have to get your own weed bc no one in town actually likes you enough to spare you any

[sycamorality]

there should be a way to

[prokopetz]

Last survivor of an extinct alien civilisation who regards this as a personal victory.

Last survivor of an extinct alien civilisation who's just as surprised as you are.

Last survivor of an extinct alien civilisation who's mad about being left out.

Last survivor of an extinct alien civilisation who tells a different story about how it happened each time they're asked.

Last survivor of an extinct alien civilisation who, in their unguarded moments, admits it's probably for the best.

Last survivor of an extinct alien civilisation who claims the others are "just resting".

Last survivor of an extinct alien civilisation who insists it's not their fault.

[aokozaki]

Doctor Who

[mikkeneko]

[sketch-elf]

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[sycamorality]

and always remember every character is aroace unless stated otherwise

[stupiddykehag]

How it feels complaining at you guys

[sleepdeprivedsurgeon]

the purpose of friends is to have people who unconditionally hate your shitty exes & relatives. like maybe YOU have a complex relationship with your father but i sure don't. i'm outside his house with a gun. he's not the unforgivable asshole who raised me he's just an unforgivable asshole

[peoplegettingreallymadatghosts]

fell for the oldest trick in the book

[ophilosoraptoro]

[severeprincesheep]

It's on the wikipedia page that literal sea people attacked out of nowhere?

[peoplegettingreallymadatghosts]

Never doubt my shitposts again

[ryoastra]

YES YES I FUCKING LOVEEEE THE BRONZE AGE COLLAPSE (well not the actual occurrence but I find it so very interesting) THE SEA PEOPLE ARE CRAZY!

Do you know the weird thing about the sea people??

We don't know for sure where they actually came from. They're just wild guys that came out of nowhere from the sea and attacked people. We don't know if they were pirates, random scoundrels or an organised society. They just appeared, fucked shit up and then disappeared. It's such a cool topic!

[frontmansdog]

there’s a t-shirt that says “I survived a bad day and all I got was the rest of my life” and yeah I still think about it

[micromontage]

sleep is not normal to want and impossible to achieve

[tubapun]

Everybody was Sun Tzu Fighting (Riff Designed to Piss Off Your Enemies of Choleric Temperament)

[tubapun]

Visit Original Link

[sl-an]

hey bro i saw you going to do real life adult things and i can’t believe you’re trying to flee from this codependent mental enmeshment we got going on here i don’t appreciate it

[sl-an]

death to mosquitoes

[sl-an]

gonna read through my uncle and aunt will negotiations/Petty fight email chain bc i wanna better grasp what my sister’s bitching about

also she claims my uncle cites Carl Jung in the chain i have to understand what that’s about

[sl-an]

i am reading this with the bias that my aunt is kinda evil and that is important for this journey

[sl-an]

fuck dude

[sl-an]

gonna read through my uncle and aunt will negotiations/Petty fight email chain bc i wanna better grasp what my sister’s bitching about

also she claims my uncle cites Carl Jung in the chain i have to understand what that’s about

[sl-an]

i am reading this with the bias that my aunt is kinda evil and that is important for this journey

[sl-an]

gonna read through my uncle and aunt will negotiations/Petty fight email chain bc i wanna better grasp what my sister’s bitching about

also she claims my uncle cites Carl Jung in the chain i have to understand what that’s about

[bunpoizonz]

reblog to give a trans woman a yummy burger

[bunpoizonz]

glad i reached my target audience of ppl showing love to their trans gfs/wives through the power of burger

[bunpoizonz]

okay so since making this post i've become the target audience