once upon a weiner

this is awkward, I wasnt expecting company. Gianna/19/girls are cuter than boys but I also like dogs more than people/ENFP. Okay bye. Instagram: gianna.e.russo

[loveforallbears]

Photos by Peter Yuen

[proletherian-dictatorship]

WHY IS THIS BEARS TONGUE LIKE IT IS

[swarnpert]

sun bears look like they were drawn by someone who has no idea what a bear looks like, and instead was given a vague description of a bear

[unclefather]

[khobis-deactivated20170812]

i need my space unless youre the right person then dont go anywhere

[cat-memes-only]

Aww

[creatures-such-as-me]

And she is very proud of them!

[hotephoetips-deactivated2017080]

i’m watching Bee Movie for the first time

i’m 1 minute and 30 seconds in

a’ight so this main character is supposed to be a male bee but he uses a pencil sharpener to sharpen his stinger but male bees don’t have stingers?

[hotephoetips-deactivated2017080]

he got a mom and dad but the queen supposed to be the only one procreating so what is the truth?

[hotephoetips-deactivated2017080]

a'ight so this a whole society of bees that feel obligated to walk and drive instead of fly

[hotephoetips-deactivated2017080]

he just became disillusioned with the capitalist system it’s bout to be some shit

[hotephoetips-deactivated2017080]

you’d figure this movie would have more woman characters considering as how female bees are the ones who do all the work but ok

[hotephoetips-deactivated2017080]

i know too much about bees to watch this movie

[rrozeselavy-deactivated-deactiv]

so the thing about my family is that we have two ancestors on my dad’s side who were buried in france, where I currently live. one died in the spanish civil war, and one died prior doing…we don’t know what. but he somehow managed to get buried in père lachaise. 

so anyhow, my gran sends me a message like “pls put flowers on ur uncle samuel’s grave because he’s gone over a century with none and it will make the ghost mad if he hasn’t already” because my family spends time in europe but never long enough to go all the way to père lachaise and give ya boy samuel jr. his death rites. so im like “ok gran I can do that” bc im a good grandson and you do not fuck with gran she doesn’t DESERVE THAT 

i figure out which plot he’s on and ask someone specifically where you can find uncle samuel jr. and they tell me where and so I arrive at the junction and. 

HE GONE. 

WHERE DID YOU GO UNCLE SAMUEL. 

*celine dion’s smash hit “my heart will go on” playing in the distance* 

in other words either someone stole my entire great great uncle samuel or he has risen again, ready to party in paris for all of eternity. 

[palindrome-mystery]

You’re pretty chill about a corpse disappearing.

[rrozeselavy-deactivated-deactiv]

My guy, my dude, he’s been dead since 1851. He could be anywhere. He does what he wants.

[thepeacockangel]

Stuff you say to dogs sounds super weird if you say man instead of boy…

[leviathan-supersystem]

[[crouches down and looks a beagle dead in the eye]]

“you’re a good man”

[straightboyfriend]

*points at the stars* i want to look like her

[carnival-wilson]

its dem boys………..

[southernsideofme-deactivated201]

[saidinsilence-deactivated201701]

He’s huge….

[imyourhuckleeberry-deactivated2]

That’s Deep Blue, they think she’s the biggest white shark ever filmed

[saidinsilence-deactivated201701]

Of course it’s a girl. She’s beautiful and I’ll keep my hands inside the cage at all times

[birb-bian]

I…I love her.

[whiskey-and-c41]

My daughter is beautiful and strong.

[pomo-phobic-blog]

her dorsal fin is longer than a full grown adult but I in all my 5'2" glory still wants to protect her

[it-grrl]

I am, I believe, the reasonable amount of scared of sharks that a smart soft mammal should be, but I definitely just said “whos a big pretty girl” at the screen. Thank you, tumblr, for reminding me that things I’m afraid of are beautiful too.

[fieryartemispublications]

So I got curious and look this giant up and found this picture of the diver high fiving her as she passed.  According to the article, not only is Deep Blue big but in the picture she’s super pregnant too.  

[k-lionheart-deactivated20171126]

Reblog for Deep Blue positivity

[seansavestheworld-deactivated20]

Do you have a valentine?

no, i have anxiety 

[secretagentcarrot]

This page has turned into memes and only memes. Plus I made it in the 8th grade so I'm sure there's lots of regret deep in these pages. I'm keeping this one of course for the memes but you should follow the new one too. Okay bye

[tillerboomin]

LMAOOO

[tillerboomin]

The scream at the end kills me

[iguanamouth]

Which of your creations do you think has been returned to you the most? Like people make yobby art for you all the time, so would it be yobby or is there some other creation of yours that was made even more popular

yobbys pretty high up there but theres one Particular Thing that gets passed around a lot, melted down and reformed again and again before eventually making its way back to me like a salmon returning from the ocean back to its place of birth to die

[dragondicks]

when I die please put this on my tombstone and fucking nothing else

[toshio]