bringing mac n cheese to the devil's sacrament

Artemis | 30ish | it/its, xe/xem | listen goody proctor we all know why we're here

[secretkinksideblognumber1117]

Horny blog this is a horny blog we all know why we're here and it's to be horny. Minors piss off.

Hi :3

You'll call me Artemis, or sir if I'm feeling generous. (I probably won't feel generous.) This is a blog to save me from the mortifying ordeal of being known (horny on main) because not everyone needs to know their local hot butch with a weird gender is into some freak shit. That's it, really.

What you may find:

Lesbian yearning (not a kink but v important to the ecosystem)

Piss

Intox

Somno

CNC

Dominance/submission

Bondage

Pet play?

Other things I can't think of off the top of my head

What you won't find (your kink is not my kink and that's okay):

Ageplay/ABDL/DDLG/etc

Scat

Incest/fauxcest

Emeto

Feet

Probably more, I'll add as I think of them

About me: 30ish, agender dyke, my bits ain't your business and yours ain't mine. Aroace but weird about it, hence the lesbianism and the kink blog. Don't worry about it. Dom/top-leaning switch/verse - you'll see posts from either perspective. Not a reblog tagger, sorry.

If you cum to any of my posts you have to tell me 💚

[inbtwxt]

what if you sat in my lap and we made out all sloppy and you needed to pee really badly and I started jerking you off to help you distract yourself but you couldn't hold it and kept letting out little spurts of piss all over my hand and made everything even wetter and both of us hornier

[tinklebab]

Sitting on someone's lap, desperately squirming but trying not to make it obvious how much you need to pee because you don't want to move. Then they put their arms around you, pressing against your bladder as they do and causing a soft moan to escape your lips.

They reposition you slightly, spreading your legs over the side of their legs so they can get better access, making your pee hole twinge desperately and causing you to clench as a leak almost escapes. Oh god you're so desperate.

They keep one hand over your bladder as the other sneaks into your panties and begins to play with your sensitive clit, teasing it with their fingers in a way that only makes you feel more desperate in both ways. Your pee hole below is quivering and tingling and you're not sure if it can hold back the flood much longer, especially as they begin rubbing your clit in earnest.

[songs-abt-pee]

overdone as hell but i love the idea of peeing in ur partners lap, whether coaxed into it or not. going under the assumption that ur both into omo, the warmth spreading between the two of you must be so intoxicating, espacially if its accompanied by whimpers and soft yet frantic apologies.

palming ur partner while they pee on ur lap is also so amazing. "oh my god, you really couldnt hold it? and youre going so hard, too... this is all just coming out naturally? no forcing?" as they rub their hand across ur crotch. they can probably feel and hear the hissing from how bad u had to go.

bonus points if ur straddling their thigh...oh my GOD dont get me started on wetting while thigh straddling...😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

[omowhimper]

quickie where sub is promised they can pee once their dom cums. getting bent over a bathroom sink or something, pants pulled down around their knees, sensitive bladder being jammed up against the counter every time their dom fucks into them.

they manage to get through until their dom is finished, but their dom just yanks the sub's pants back up, buttons them, and holds the writhing sub there until they have no option but to wet themselves while still squirming and mumbling how unfair it is

[wyrmwoodposting]

knotting your partner while they have a full bladder :)) popping the knot in and they lose control completely... do u guys agree

[little-drippy]

"hey, do you have to pee before we head out?"

"yeah a little-"

"good, let's go"

[sexy-necromancing-bird]

Is the guy in the cuck chair supposed to stay quiet or is he allowed to clap and cheer

[foxgirlmindcrank]

he's supposed to take notes and make an intrigued hum when an interesting plot point occurs

[conspiracydeerist]

[blu3str1k3]

[thisarenotarealblog]

one is getting cucked by the bottom and the other is getting cucjed by the top. Subject matter experts discussing the sex like a sports panel

[morganoperandi]

One cuck always lies, the other always tells the truth. You have one question to determine who’s a top and who’s a bottom.

[whumpster-fire]

[pissbuddysrevived]

piss yourself in front of the toilet saturday

[tongue-twists]

actually the reason I have such big tits is because I let girls suck on them all the time. yeah that's why they're so big, that makes them grow more.

[mollyjames]

I'm sorry you just can't leave gold like this in the tags

[puppyagami]

i think one of my favourite things about watching somebody piss themselves is seeing the fabric of their pants slowly darken as more and more pee gushes out… something about seeing the stain turns me on so fucking bad

[melon-bunny]

ur jerking off to me right? u promise? and u think i’m so pretty too?

[lesbianxgalaxy]

good morning <3 it’s sext ur butch saturday

[miserybizzy]

making a sub top whine and beg for the opportunity to fuck you and cooing in his ear about what a good boy he's being and edging him while listening to the sounds of his desperate whimpers and moans mmmmph

[hornyard]

have i ever mentioned how much i fucking love humping? nothing gets me cumming like being in nothing but panties rocking my hips on top of a pillow and having a hand down my underwear humping it

[bigsadbison]

i'm so sleepy and I want a pretty bunny all over me

[sadocanine]

Dude they should sexually take advantage of me on drugs id be so compliant.