"60-70,000 geese" is the new "i found 100,000 dollars"
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
we're not kids anymore.
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

if i look back, i am lost
Sade Olutola
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"60-70,000 geese" is the new "i found 100,000 dollars"
How to Ride a Werewolf
Now remember, a lady rides sidesaddle, NOT astride. Your mother would be in hysterics at the very idea that a daughter of hers would ride a werewolf astride! Why, next you’ll be showing ankle…
That’s not how you ride a werewolf ill show you how to ride a werewolf !!
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Sobbing ofnfjfkfklg
maybe fucking a tumblr mutual would heal me
i stole this from twitter
To all my mutuals whether we talk much or not I love you all
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This is Charles. He wants to go on a journey around tumblr. could you show him around?
my dad is very intensely involved a battle with his city’s public administration over a playground they have tried to forcibly remove like five times in the past 20 years and DID remove once in like 2005 but then had to rebuild because my dad was such a pain in their asses and came through with undeniable receipts of the zoning plan from the 60s/the historic/cultural value of the urban planning…. like there’s a woman in the city office who is his arch nemesis. he is literally the daredevil of urban planning
i fuckign queued this and forgot abt it and got scared cuz i thought i was hacked or smth. anyways happy june eleventh
reblog while its still true
honorary gay man award
I love environmental storytelling
Its fucking hieroglyphs with you people
Can't just leave this in the comments
I made this so now all y'all have to look at it.
Every thousand notes I’ll make him thiccer.
date of origin: 5th of january, 2017.
hold on i’m gonna add on to this
I FUCKING KNEW IT
I fucking love this post
I saw it so now you also have to
I made this so now all y'all have to look at it.
Every thousand notes I’ll make him thiccer.
date of origin: 5th of january, 2017.
hold on i’m gonna add on to this
I FUCKING KNEW IT
I fucking love this post
I saw it so now you also have to
my least favorite literary smut turn of phrase is when a guy is like “im gonna ruin this pussy” “im gonna wreck this pussy for anyone else” like stop.. thats not yours…!
“Imma destroy that pussy” my friend 😔
THE HELL YOU WILL!!!!!!!!