Sector Z

Well then, it's a good thing we're on YOUR team now, huh?

[sparklywaistcoat]

FYI Meta now allows your Insta photos to be mined for AI without your consent unless you opt out.

[daftdan]

spinning and shaking David in my mind 🙂👈

[daftdan]

my three spinning boys 🥹🥹🥹

[shahikhoukh]

screenshots of my cute and beautiful daughter with her cute and beautiful eyelashes

and constance too

[beardedmrbean]

Next up someone is going to claim that the Narnia series isn't kids books.

Kids books is probably not the best way to word it, you can enjoy them at every age, including your childhood, as you get older you may find new truths in them, but they're still good for any age.

[cookingwithroxy]

I want you to understand this. I NEED you to understand this. My mother read me the hobbit as bedtime story, and I started pushing myself to read before pre-school so I could in fact read the hobbit for myself instead of having to wait for bedtime.

I didn't do so right away but jesus wept I PUSHED myself to learn to read SPECIFICALLY so I could read The Hobbit! It is, in fact, a children's story! And children only see page count as 'there is a lot of this fun story to read!'

[crayfishcoffee]

My submission for a local community zine.

Theme: Dig In!

[skeletalechovampire]

[meeyahmaya]

me as soon as i become a homeowner

[daftdan]

(drawn on a small envelope)

my drawing tablet pen basically exploded 🥹so im back to traditional for a few days

[daftdan]

[daftdan]

all i have to offer is a baby bradley i drew awhile back🦨 the animal designs in KND are all so cute 🥹

[softwaring]

[simkaye]

I told you this place is always crowded, we should’ve called for a reservation 😩

[avidcollectorofdust]

Really glad predictive text exists. Should i bring my own parking lot

[sector-z-knd]

In all honesty, If I gave you. A David(Numbuh 0.2) Jerboa, would you be able take care of him? And would I trust you, for 1 day. That I’m expecting David Jerboa when I get back. Would he would be okay.

— Numbuh 50/50% Chance

David stared at the carrier, eyebrows pulled sharp over his visible eye. “That’s a mouse,” he said flatly, pointing at the critter, but keeping his arm suspiciously close to his body, like he was afraid the jerboa would jump out at him. It only served to get his elbow smashed against his side when Lenny can running over, pure delight on his face.

“Duuuude, look at that thing’s legs! They’re like a kangaroo! Oh-oh, do you think it can punch like one?!”

Alessandra grinned savagely, showing all her teeth to her friends. "I think you're both missing the fact that the jerboa is named 'David'. It's a 'David jerboa'. You're a jerboaaaaaa!"

[dahpompom]

Okay it seems like you’re alright with. That being said, I’ll Leave David Jerboa here. I am going to come pick him up tomorrow.

The said Jerboa(It was actually a David Jerboa.):

[sector-z-knd]

Bruce jumped in front. "Woah, woah, woah! No one said anything about holding onto this! We don't even have any instructions!"

"Aw, it can't be that hard!" Lenny said, the others looking over to see he'd already pulled the critter from its carrier. "It probably eats normal guinea pig food, right?"

[dahpompom]

Annnndddd...

Oh my Numbuh 0. It's gone.

[sector-z-knd]

“Numbuh 0.4!”

“I’m sorry! I didn’t know it was going to make a run for it!” the boxer yipped, looking all around his feet to keep from stepping on the critter.

David’s face turned as green as his eyes, and he snapped out his pool cue, leaping up and balancing on the tip.

Alessandra looked up at him, a little impressed, then rolled up her sleeves. “Alright, we can’t have any more of this. Poor thing’s going to get hurt in this treehouse! You got some treats for this jerboa?”

[dahpompom]

As much as the little fella was scurrying on its own twindly twig legs around the treehouse. There WAS a note on the carrier. It read as this…

There are some sustenances for David Jerboa. Mainly seeds, dried insects, and moist vegetation that's in his carrier. I wanna note, that uh— I suggest not trying to physically look panicked or afraid. I fear, that it knows, I don't how—It just can be able to recognize fear. And he can be a little troublemaker... Soooo, see you in the morning, Operatives.

Unfortunately, it seems like the Jerboa seems to sense it's human doppelganger(?) look-alike. So while it was springing around the room it noticed the REAL David—

…

DAVID, YOU GOTTA MOVE!!!

Ouuuuuu—

(Credits to my twin… @oddzo )—Amazing comic/fanart of this ask scenario.

[sector-z-knd]

Bruce was doing his absolute best not to laugh at the absurdity of the situation, but it was an uphill battle. “Okay, someone needs to get Numbuh 0.5, she’s the one who’ll be able to get this vaguely-Guinea-pig-shaped critter under control.”

“What about me?!” David snapped, now standing on top of the cue as well as he could, but it didn’t take long for the jerboa to make him take a leap to the nearest couch. “That thing has it out for me! And it has a WIG!”

[dahpompom]

A wig…?

The silly-little shaped Rodent took a pause to look at the KND operative who said it. It seems like the David Jerboa was now offended. It glanced at the human version of itself, its beady black orbs now seem to be asking— You dare call this a wig?— type stare.

It stuck its tongue out before it started it advancing towards the couch. It's as if determined to make contact with its human look-alike. Although you could hear soft squeaks as if it was giggling over the concept of the hilarity of this situation.

[sector-z-knd]

“Don’t worry, we’ve got you.” Numbuh 0.1 picked up the carrier and handed it to Numbuh 0.3. with a nod. That was all the girl needed, and she moved around to the other side of the couch.

Their leader took his place across from her, casually pulling out one of his carrot-nunchucks. He was watching the jerboa from the corner of his eye, careful not to make eye contact.

Luckily for him, David was still throwing up a well-deserved fuss. “I swear, this thing is wearing a wig, and I’m not letting it get near me! I’m going to lock myself in my room if this keeps up! I might even put this place on lockdown and jump out a window so I’m outside and IT’S inside! Then it’ll be YOUR problem-!”

With David’s distraction, Bruce suddenly turned, twirling his nunchuck at a crazy speed, immediately kicking up a wicked jet stream. Alessandra was ready with the carrier open to catch the critter!

[shahikhoukh]

how can someone achieve a build like that

[i-am-a-lesbigwen]

does anyone have that 4chan post about the guy who got like. deradicalised from being an incel because he started taking care of shrimp?

[nyxwoven]

i can't post pictures in replies so here u go

[i-am-a-lesbigwen]

thats the one! thank you!

[ziggy-scardust]

I think of shrimp guy often and I hope he and his shrimp are doing great and if I ever meet him I would love to ask about them

[daftdan]

^ for an animatic im not sure ill finish, with the song Dangerous and Difficult Times 0:53-2:07 🤔 (parts of it were reprised in The Soviet Machine, if it sounds familiar). the basic idea of the animatic was them planning an attack on Father and being told not to by the KND

^ part of a different animatic i dont headcanon Bruce and Alessa as siblings, they're friends/found family to me

i noticed there were no Lennys so i drew this real quick, we love our Lenny dont worry David nation,, more Davids coming soon

(extra Bruce)

[daftdan]

(screenshots taken from numbuh) hell version because it also fits them v