How to dodge an arrow (if you have the requisite training and safety procedures!)
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How to dodge an arrow (if you have the requisite training and safety procedures!)
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My woke take, as someone who has worked in both a public library and a school library, is that we desperately need both more books that are at a higher reading level but a less mature subject matter, and more books that are at a lower reading level but a more mature subject matter, because 8 year olds who are advanced readers are still 8 year olds and don't want to read about graphic violence and torture, and teens and adults who have learning difficulties or who are just later readers for whatever reason are still teens and adults and don't want to read about Billy the Bunny going to school or whatever the hell.
Shoutout to people in the notes also mentioning people learning the language, I should've mentioned that really, given that I've been stuck reading German picture books myself while learning German.
stepped on a plum (overripe plum) (barefoot) it was on the driveway got out of the car and accidentally (didn't know it was there) stepped on the plum (warm) (on the ground) (it had fallen from the tree) barefoot (no shoes) wearing long pants (too long) (need to hem them) plum viscera got on them (the pants) unexpected plum on the driveway (hot plum) (97 degrees out) already super hungover (throwing up all morning) (should not have been driving at all) and I stepped out of the car (black car) (97 degrees out) and onto the plum (unexpected) (didn't know the plum was there) and it burst (plum nightmare on my only good pair of sweatpants) still we find ways to keep ourselves going from day to day
guess what post just got read aloud in poetry club tonite by an unknowing club member as I watched on in terror
Achievement Unlocked: Meatspace Containment Breach
SGKSGKSGK MA’AM
1) This is hilarious
2) Her work is all really awesome! And she’s got a ton of short stories available for free online. Some of my favorites:
“Bluebeard’s Wife” -- what would happen if a woman Bluebeard married just didn’t look in the room?
“The Dryad’s Shoe” -- an aroace Cinderella who has zero interest in the ball or the prince but does love gardening
“Jackalope Wives” -- takes the skinshifting conceit of selkies and applies it to jackalopes (folkloric horned rabbits) in the American Southwest. Also stars the absolutely iconic Grandma Harken, whose left to clean up the mess when her grandson tries to catch himself a jackalope wife. This one won a bunch of awards and there’s an audio version read by LeVar Burton.
“Sun Moon Dust” -- a young farmer inherits a sword bound to the souls of three warriors, all ready to teach him to be a hero... but he has no desire to be anything but a farmer. A very sweet M/M story!
The rest of her free fiction is linked to on her site. She’s also got some great novellas and novels, including a f/f “Snow Queen” retelling!
omg she wrote "The Seventh Bride" which I love you tricksy woman!!!
He means a little squeeze bottle with brine shrimp inside but… bottle feeding the loblings…
I'm sorry this was too good of a mental image I had to draw it
draw david as a borzoi
he looks like a borzoi to me
idk how to draw dogs man
Since you drawn what you think the delightful children would be like caramelised what would sector z be like then and what would they lose (by the way love your art and your rebellious kids content)
I'm pretty sure I've answered this type of ask before but I didn't really have any drawings for them yet, only because I thought they'd be too complex when caramelizing them individually but I finally found the time now!
Let it be known that, yes, they're a bit bland and very out of the blue but I tried to fit them from how I had described them when they're caramelized individuals.
Individual drawings are here:
Sector Z version of LOCKDOWN 👀 the rest of the sector gets turned into vampires so David and Lenny get to be vampire hunters
the thumbnails i made for my ACGgoods 🥺 i think the art looks so good but yeah, i put up the chibis i drew as stickers! ill probably make more for other characters 🤔 we'll see
Stupid Dog!
Never Learned - Gator Days
...the alt text?
more self indulgent bruces
ohhh my funny guy
Tactical reloading of things that don’t need tactical reloads
I lost it at the toaster and couldn't make it past the smoke detector before reblogging
This is so satisfying to watch—