Fuckit

#blacklivesmatter She/her

[guccigarantine]

once you start saying “yippee!” you will never stop

[hesgomorrah]

our flag means death + text posts (2/??)

[right-2-rebel-deactivated202210]

[roseferncal]

its all pirates of the caribbean this, jack sparrow that, but what about him

[call-me-ishmael-maybe]

[dr-whitaker]

OUR FLAG MEANS DEATH 1x08 - We Gull Way Back

bonus:

[theindefinitearticle]

"oh how do the pirates in our flag means death just head out in a rowboat and find each other in the middle of the ocean with no maps or anything???"

Never heard of gaydar? Fucking idiot?

[whatevererr]

[natjennie]

love the way david jenkins refuses to apologize for shit just not making sense. how do they get places so quickly? doesnt matter. why is ed wearing full leather wouldnt he be sweating like hell? oh yeah it'd be awful to be a pirate in that, but it's hot, next question. he does not hesitate to just be like. eh who gives a shit. they're in love, who cares about how the boat got there. it's all fake anyway. here watch taika and rhys kiss.

[koko2unite]

lgbtq people are like "look at my babygirl!!!" and the babygirl is a middle-aged man who has gone through the horrors of life

[mirkwoodest]

Until I can combine an accurate masterlist of every improvised moment from Our Flag Means Death, my soul will never know peace.

So far I've only found definite confirmation of the following:

Blackbeard's bar and grill scene

The Foot Touch™

Wee John telling Stede he used to sew dresses with his mother

Lucius and Wee John high-fiving after the "have you ever been sketched?" scene

Roach saying "Come back! It's just a dream!" after trying to cut Lucius's finger off.

The number of oranges required to make the orange glaze cake

Roach hitting Izzy in the head with the sandwich (it was originally supposed to land in the water)

If you know more please add them!

[here-there-everyfuckenwhere]

Cannot fucking believe that these two are the sexiest men on tumblr at the moment

[saiasus]

[homie14]

I’m wheezing my lungs out lol

[tkpower]

THIS VIDEOOOOOOO

[dark-soul9]

bro shutup im making up scenarios in my head that will never happen

[romcommunist]

is this about anxiety or romance

[fwizard]

both my guy

[deadbeatmaker]

how am I expected to act normal when there’s literally sounds

[niyarest]

i want more memes like this

[thecheerfulnecromancer]

if i were an Ace Attorney murderer I would just do an absolute fuckton of completely random shit to cover it up. i’m talking red paint on the curtains, meaningless coordinates written everywhere, seven different lethal weapons that don’t match the crime left lying about. I’d ride a unicycle there and take a taxi home. I’d put a live goose in the same room as the victim. I’d disguise myself as the fucking president. they only have three days to solve this shit. Good luck figuring my logic out when I have none buckaroo