anywhere but here

Mari. 20. New York

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Tfw when men do that thing where they pretend they have no control over their temper. LOL It’s so funny like am I supposed to pretend that I don’t know you’re completely self-aware and present during this rage performance. Or should I pretend you’re the tortured hero in a movie, possessed by a series of fabricated flashbacks of the war and your father

[feministakari]

Someone put in the “Why Does He Do That” quote

[feministakari]

Another one:

[youngwhomst-moved]

Why Does He Do That? Inside the Minds of Angry and Controlling Men by Lundy Bancroft

[crashdevlin]

DUDE!!!!

[embodied-flesh]

I recommend this book so highly, I am literally always telling people to read it. Here is a link to a pdf version of this book. Seriously I think everyone in the world should read this it is the most helpful book I have ever read and honestly changed my life.

https://www.docdroid.net/py03/why-does-he-do-that-pdf

[chubby-bunnies]

Reupload with this link above!! Thank you 🙏

[mysharona1987]

[devinellekurtz]

more modern day Avatar AU…. Aang’s camera roll!

[instinctief]

oh to be sigmund freud doing seventeen lines of coke before confidently giving a lecture on something he barely knows a thing about

[instinctief]

[thelastkoalabear]

"all that matters is that they get the impression that I understand it"

Fake it til you make it. Shoot your shot. Fuck up psychology for a century. Nobody's stopping you.

[funny-history]

[arroz-con-yolo]

There is NO reason this should be so fucking funny

[humorblr]

MEAN GIRLS 2004 | dir. Mark Waters

[nuevayor]

x

[nuevayor]

Everything about this is a masterpiece: the girl that says “wow” and the girl that says “hi” shyly and bill awkwardly lifting his hand to say hi to them I’m cracking THE FUCK UP

[therestlessforest]

The way they all immediately straightened up their postures like the fuckin pope walked in 😂 the sheer power this cool science man has over the american people is palpable

[stalactites]

@ the live

[petcheetah7]

Haruki:

[garrettwrites]

Follow me on Twitter for more vampire nonsense

[child-of-the-wild-woods-deactiv]

THIS IS INGENIOUS

[hashtagloveloses]

please i am begging you all watch what we do in the shadows it is literally this skdjsksksk

[sisterofiris]

Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick.

Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.

[yay855]

I mean, if someone wrote that to me, I’d probably believe they were sick.

[rox-and-prose]

“Slutantions” has me crying laughing

[watermite]

i once emailed my professor with a migraine. a mistake.

“I amsick will not to choir because i have a heache. i Hope its very and i am so sorry

love,

blue”

the subject line was “OW”

[xakumi]

THE SUBJECT LINE IS THE BEST PART JSJFJSJDJS JUST IMAGINE GETTING AN EMAIL WITH NO CONTEXT OTHER THAN “OW”

[themodernsouthernpolytheist]

As someone who has taught college, please send those emails because 1) We WILL believe that; no one would write that on purpose and 2) we need a laugh sometimes.

[asortoflight]

On the other side of this, once after getting taken to the ER by ambulance, I got an email from the professor whose class I’d passed out in, and the message had no text, just the subject line “you good?”

[hotcommunist-deactivated2019032]

this is the funniest shit I have ever seen in my life….catholics are out here memeing better than I ever could

[ratfuck]

hes about to walk off a cliff like wile e coyote

[bread-slice-home-slice]

Gen Z Muggleborns At Hogwarts Pt. 5

McGonagall: Today we'll be learning Reparo. It's used to fix things that have been broken.

Gen Z Muggleborn #1: Can this be used on the economy?

McGonagall: No, I don't-

Gen Z Muggleborn #2: Can I reparo my will to live?

McGonagall: ...

McGonagall: Well I really think that might be easier to solve using a potion.

McGonagall: ...Or therapy

[thatwascareless]

You might have to wait till next season of Orange is the New Black to get Flaca’s backstory, but in the meantime, here’s some backstory on Jackie Cruz, the actress portraying Flaca! Cruz originally moved to Miami to pursue a singing career; she instead ended up jumpstarting her acting career with a stint on Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami, Season 1 (2010)!

Jackie meets Kourtney in an art class, where they bond over their lack of art skills. They have lunch together, where Jackie reveals she left NY to get away from her boyfriend and that since coming to Miami, she has been dating girls. Jackie takes Kourtney and Khloe to a lesbian club, where Jackie and Kourtney share a brief kiss. The three go out again, and Jackie and Kourtney make out; Kourtney later feels guilty for leading Jackie on, and tells her she doesn’t want to date.

[thatwascareless]

[numbkunt]

OMG

[igglooaustralia]

BRUh, I remember that episode. I’m dying!

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[windwardstar]

My best/favorite teacher would literally take off the points for a question that the majority of the class got wrong from the total on the test and then hold a lesson on the topic because she realized if 90% of her students didn’t know the answer then she hadn’t done a good job teaching it.

[randaness]

I hate it when teachers take pride in having a large percentage of students get bad grades in their classes. It just means that students aren’t learning from you

[whitepeopletwitter]

[injuries-in-dust]

Every question they get wrong they lose more money, from their current savings, to one million.

The questions are all things ordinary people should know.

“Whats the cost of a loaf of bread?”

“What’s the minimum wage?”

And then we move on to practical demonstrations later,

“change this car’s tire”

Or even, “change the bag on this vacuum cleaner.”

And the final question should probably be “how much tax should your company be paying?”

[khadij-al-kubra]

And the losing contestants have to donate the monetary diffrence to a cause of the audience’s choosing

And the audience is all lower middle class

[pandaredpanda]

man we really out here wanting to shoot at the 1%’s feet and watch them dance about like monkeys aint we lmao

[swanqueensails-deactivated20240]