~~just retail pharmacy things~~

Hell is other people.

[itsnotvinebutitsfine]

| That’s…. not how that works

[leupagus]

This woman deserves an oscar

[it-is-a-mystery]

same energy

[skygenders]

yesterday I had two old ladies get upset that coffee isn’t 10 cents anymore. 

[skygenders]

like right now I’m trying to remember if I have ever bought anything for 10 cents or even seen anything that was only worth 10 cents. What century did they crawl out of

[skygenders]

LMAO

[skygenders]

[knusprig-titten-hitler]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[irrevocably-delicious2]

Some retail complaints from twitter this morning. I don’t think anyone can fully comprehend how stupid humans are until they work a retail or hospitality job.

[stereolights]

It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips

[stereolights]

im laughign remember when i made this post

[talesfromyourlocalcashier]

I saw this on Facebook thought it would compliment some of the gang on here 😎 love your blog 👍 Twitter

[whitepeopletwitter]

When one of your customers spanks your ass

[surprisebitch]

i thought it was about working in retail omg

[cosmic-noir]

Definitely also retail lmao

[lebritanyamor-deactivated202601]

LMFAOOOO omg I thought it was retail too

[dankmemeuniversity]

[girlcowboy1]

This ex yakuza member and his wife going grocery shopping together is the cutest, most pure thing I’ve ever seen

[shinosarna]

I love that this clerk is fucking astral projecting after hearing what he just said

[bitchycode]

[saintshorter]

what i say: it is 9:01; the store is now closed. please bring your items to the front to check out.

what i mean: GET. THE HELL OUT OF THE STORE. WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE, YOU FUCKING ANIMALS? GET. OOOOOUUUUUUT.

[taquito]

the cashier asked me how im gonna pay like in terms of cash or card and i just said “money” cause i meant cash and she went “thats how it works”

[deaddolin]

im the cashier

[hurglewurm]

yall ever worked in retail

[fuck-customers]

I present to you, literally my favorite yelp review at the SmartPet I used to work at. It’s called CLOSING for a reason people

[smitethestate]

The person who locked the doors in their faces is my hero.

[atthepriceofoblivion]

Build-a-Bear Employee: please,,, I can’t fit any more stuffing into this pikachu

Me: You fool….. Make Him Fatter

[mydogisabutt]

i worked at build-a-bear in downtown disney and one time a guest came with a grinch and had me force 6 custom sounds into him which was just him breathing really hard and saying “MERRY CHRISTMAS” into each one the thing is, he had me stuff them into the arms, which were stick-thin so the seams were coming up and i was having to repair his now lumpy grinchy arms this took like 45 minutes and all the while the kid was legit trying to remove my kneecaps, his mom was even telling me that she warned someone this would happen and they sent her straight to me ROFLMAO after he was stuffed to the brim and i could hear the soul of the plush screaming at me for what would be the next eternity the kid dressed him up like batman but his mom was like “NO HE HAS TO BE CHRISTMAS” so he put a santa hat on him and also a little plush gingerbread that smelled like actual gingerbread and it ended up looking like this

i clocked out an hour and a half late it was like 1 am

[greglestrade]

some customers: oh my god i’m so sorry i have to ask you a question i feel so foolish for not knowing this already please help me but i’m so sorry forgive me other customers: answer this question before i’ve even asked it or i’ll kill you where you stand 

[kai-ni]

#1 has worked in retail

#2 hasn’t