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mxbitters

h-hey guys

apparently clouded leopards can use their claws to hang upside down

wild huh

meet-again

Pics or it didnt happen

mxbitters

they just. they just do that

meet-again

:))))

sometiktoksarevalid

agam-shel-barvadim

video description: the person filming looks at a sign that says "road work ahead", behind the sign the road is drowned under water. the person says: "road work ahead?", then pauses, then says "no, no i don't think it does." (end of video description)

gelphienation

no one:

magazines at the boutique yarn store:

soapyfemme

Holding a girl down with my hand in her hair but it’s my right hand so she has to make dead on eye contact with my clippy tattoo

soapyfemme

POV

themorriganunofficial

Hey, looks like you're trying to have lesbian sex, can I help with that?

teathattast

randomalistic

Big chomping mouthful of fucking soils

elliegoose

my potion #MyPotion

exit-running

per The Chart, this is a "Hell at the Bell":

huffy-the-bicycle-slayer

I haven't seen dancing pumpkin guy ONCE this year, are you guys okay?

huffy-the-bicycle-slayer

FINE! I'll do it myself

huffy-the-bicycle-slayer

Why did 12 people reblog this today??? IT IS ONLY AUGUST!!!

writercole

IT'S HALLOWEEN.

ubercharge

if your website doesn't have a reject all button for cookies then i fucking hate you

ubercharge

if your website's cookie popup only allows accept all and edit cookies and i have to click the edit button to reject your cookies then i fucking hate you

fuzzbutt78

If your website only has "allow all" and "edit cookies", and then when I edit cookies and turn off all your bullshit I find you've deliberately put an "allow all cookies" button exactly where you KNOW I expect the "confirm changes" button to be along with other visual cues such as colour, in order to TRICK me into pressing it by mistake, I REALLY FUCKING HATE YOU

trainthief

honestly the only reason im not an old man is that i happen to have been born somewhat recently. other than that

terribledactyl

dragongirlbunny

i wish there was an easier way to tell the difference between an "if it sucks hit da bricks" situation and a "sometimes being an adult means doing things that you dont wanna" situation

respectissexy

The best answer to this that I've seen is "You are free to do whatever you like. You must only live with the consequences."

"If it sucks, hit da bricks" is for when you realize that you actually definitely can live with the consequences of Not Doing The Thing.

"Sometimes being an adult means doing things that you don't wanna" is for when you've thought it over and it turns out you would strongly prefer NOT to live with the consequences of Not Doing The Thing.

hug-your-face

via @swatercolor [insta]

hug-your-face

This is the best tag I've ever received on a post, I think

mi--corazon

gaylor-moon

grippy3000

fun fact one of the world champions in pepper-eating contests is a trans woman and she actually faced significant backlash because people somehow thought she had a biological advantage. to eating spicy pepper

grippy3000

update bc i went back and checked: her name is brianna “the chilli queen” skinner and she set a record in 2017 by slamming back 23 carolina reapers consecutively. she only stopped when told to by the referees, and the next year she stepped down out of boredom. queen

pettyartist

Here's a picture of her, by the way

And her super supportive wife

nentuaby

The championship, it should be noted, is unisex. Apparently being a trans woman gives you an innate biological advantage over both cis men and cis women.