what the fuck is up delilah

haley / 19

[e-lluminati]

[69shadesdarker]

Twenty 😜 years old

[gay-irl]

[emmablowguns]

[trenchcoatbees]

This post violently resurfaced deeply suppressed memories

[lindsaychrist]

this is so fucking funny…

[anarchy-kisses]

Gays not knowing strap means gun and straights not knowing strap means strap on has been the funniest miscommunication on the Internet so far

[thickness-protection-program]

“Get the strap!”

[newtgeiszler]

capitalists will literally be like "it's cheaper to address homelessness by installing hostile architecture and hoping they all die rather than giving them a place to live" and bootlickers will be like "sounds good to me"

[ruinedrainbowpooka]

and studies will be like “No, it literally IS cheaper to give them a place to live” than do other shit” and bootlickers will be like “SOUNDS FAKE!”

[sexualitypositivity]

Parasexual: being asexual (NOT having sexual attraction) and having sex SOLELY for the purpose of reproduction

[jillsteinfuneralcity]

catholic pride flag

[riben-deactivated20230922]

“dude i fucking love cops. like i LOVE cops” - tony turner timmy turner i mean

[milknjuice-deactivated20190908]

who is tony turner

[riben-deactivated20230922]

i meant timmy turner

[milknjuice-deactivated20190908]

well you said tony

[bodyglitter]

[howwedointheshadows]

Other actors playing real life bad ppl: I tried to really,,,,, get in his Mind you know,,,,,,,, I tried to understand what made him,,,,,,, the way he was,,,,,,,,,

Taika Waititi, galaxy brain:

[dankmemeuniversity]

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

best name for a one-eyed cat/dog is definitely winky

[sapphiconoclast]

winky means dick in british

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

i only care about what words mean in real human languages

[catchymemes]

[bpdirt]

me: I WANT TO FUCKING KILL MYSELF

someone: what’s wrong??

me: oh it’s over already don’t worry lol

[oysters-aint-for-me]

[kidlazer]

florida dad ur doing great sweetie 

k;sdl;ksdlsdk fuck it up!!!

[lolbiit]

BEAT👏ALL👏PEDOPHILES👏

[oppa-homeless-style]

[chaoticwhiteboys]

Thanks, Karen.